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Title: Questionable Masculinity
Author: kalina-blue
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
A/N: Written for zinne80. Her prompt was 'shoe fetish'.
Questionable Masculinity
"I'm not going," Draco announced determinedly.
"Draco, must we have this conversation every time?" Hermione rolled her eyes. "He's your parole officer, and you're required to see him once a month."
"But he's hitting on me," Draco whined.
"I'm sure you're just imagining things. Percy Weasley is not homosexual. He is married, you know."
"That man has a shoe fetish, I'm telling you," Draco disagreed. "What self-respectable, straight wizard has 37 different pairs of shoes and is proud of it? He's definitely gay!"
"So what? You own 53 different ties. What does that make you?" Hermione asked.
"That's completely different."