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Title: Dramwise the Hairy
Author: kaina_blue
Rating: PG
Word Count: 186
Summary: Hermione and Draco are going to a costume party.
Warnings: Post-DH
A/N: Written for the warm-up challenge at dramione_ldws. I'd like to point out that this is all pokeystar's fault. She's the one who posted this prompt. ;)
"HERMIONE!"
"There's no need to yell, I'm standing right next to you and I'm not deaf. At least I wasn't before you started yelling right into my ear," Hermione huffed, putting the finishing touches on her outfit, a straight gathered tube skirt, a tight bodice and an apron.
"But I have hairy feet!" Draco whined, looking at his own feet in disgust.
"That's because you are a Hobbit," Hermione explained patiently. "Hobbits have hairy feet. See, I've got them, too." She showed her rather large and hairy feet to Draco.
"That's disgusting. I should have never let you chose our costumes for the Ministry's charity fundraiser."
"I think Hobbits are cute." Hermione defended her choice of costume.
"That's because you are crazy." Draco rolled his eyes.
"Don't be a spoilsport. This is going to be so much fun." Hermione gushed excitedly. "Remember, if anyone asks, you are Dramwise Mamgee, a gardener and I'm Hermrosie Granger-Cotton."
"I'm a plebeian? That's it. I'm not going!" Draco crossed his arms defiantly.
"Draco Malfoy, get your hairy butt out of this door, right now!"
"YOU CHARMED MY BUTT HAIRY TOO?!?"