-claps hands together- Ok! The name's Amanda, nice to meet ya'll. Well...some
of you.

Ed-...your short 'cause you dont drink milk. My friend is the same way.
Bean-sized and doesnt drink that moo-juice. Granted, I don't either, but you
make me feel like a giant ^^

Al- Wanne kitty? We have to get rid of our kitten...he's a dark brown tabby
with a white tummy and hind lag. So how 'bout it?

Kimbley- Dude. You ROCK -pokes username-. Just thought I should let you know.
PYROMANIACS SHALL RULE THE WORLD! By the way, I about cried when you died...

Dorochet- You rock almost as much as Kimbley. Seriously. And I about cried
when I found out Gluttney ate you. So sad T.T\

Havoc- If you can't get a date anytime soon...I'm free. That is if you don't
mind going out with someone about 10 years younger...CUZ YOU ARE PWNSOME!

OK...thats it.

~K.A.S

Ed: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BRAT! DO YOU WANT ME TO REAP YOUR HEAD OFF!

Al: I'D LOVE IT! BUT BROTHERS TO MEAN AND WON'T LET ME HAVE ONE! *Stares at Ed*

Kimbley: Yeah, a lot of people like me.

Dorochet: Thank you for your words. It is very dark and it smells like blood.

Havoc: AWWW! Isn't that cute. A wittle girl likes me.

Melody: Havoc she's probably the only persong besides your mother that likes you.

*Everyone laughing*

Havoc: HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE!

Melody: Neither is the world. Deal with it. Okay next.

Dear FMA Cast,

*Fangirl squeal*
Omigod Edo-kun!! *glomps* You are so cute and shmexy and I love your little
hair braid and omigodomigodomigodOMIGOD! SQUE!

...

*lets go of poor bewildered Edo*
Attention FMA cast: That was a drill. Thank you for remaining calm and not
stomping on that short little blond guy (*points at Edo*) while you were
rushing for the exits.

...

Aha, questions, questions...
EDO-KUN! WINRY-CHAN! I DEMAND THAT YOU SATISFY MY EDXWIN OBSESSION BY
KISSING!
Does that count as a question? xD

Love, Aurora

Melody: FINALLY A GOOD QUESTION! ED WINRY KISS NOW!

Ed: NO WAY IN HELL!

Winry: Why not.

Ed: WHAT!

Winry: *Pulls out wrench*

Ed: *Gulp* Come here sweetie.

Winry: *Smile*

*KISS*

Everyone: AWWWW! THE PURFECT COUPLE!

Melody: THANK YOU FOR SENDING THAT IN! WHOA HOOO! YOU ROCK! NEXT!

..?

Sorry if I seem rude, but...

Why are there so many FMA fangirls whose pen name is '_' Elric? I mean,
you're not Ed's long-lost sister/cousin/niece/female relative of choice, and
you're not married to him (or Al) so... What gives? 0.o

Melody: Cool, I get a question. Well the thing is I couldn't think of anything and I had a story character named that so I just used that. Also I'm not a fan-girl.

Ed: Sure.

Melody: DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU PIPSQUEAK!

Ed: *Gulp* No.

Melody: OKAY, THEN ZIPP IT!