I'm pretty mad right now for reasons unrelated to this so forgive me if I act
like a jerk...

Ed- You're short, always will be, deal with it. Just cause you're short
doesn't mean you're weak; just implies you can't fight, therefore, use the
fact people think you can't to your advantage and... nevermind. You probably
stopped listening after the first two words anyways...

Roy- How do you feel about Ed dragging you to the hospital because acidic
blood exploded and burned your back in a roleplay I'm stuck in?

Scar- Not to be annoying, but why not use your first name? It's technically
parent-given, not god-given... and no amount of sins can make your parents
hate you... but... Scar is an awesome name. I suppose you don't actually have
to answer unless you feel inspired to, therefore, I expect no answer.
I just wrote that whole paragraph for nothing. T.T

Sincerely,
Rockcrab

Roy: Ed's not even here at the moment. Also WHAT?!?!?!

Scar: Eh, doesn't matter.

Riza: Again, all FMA cast members are upset because of what ALPHONSE ELRIC did to melody last chapter. NEXT!

i have a request to make Melody feel better. Al would you kiss her? please!

Al: Uhhhhh.

Everyone: AL!

Melody: *Still crying in corner* It doesn't matter anymore. I KNEW I COULD NEVER FIND LOVE IN THIS HEARTLESS WORLD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Cry*

Everyone: AL WELL YOU STOP MAKING THE POOR GIRL CRY!

Al: *runs away*

Everyone: GO AFTER HIM!

Dear FMA Cast:
ROY I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ED WHY YOU HESITATED IN FULLMETAL VERSUS FLAME.
(*cringes* don't get pissed at me I did it 'cause the author told me to)
Al! You hurted the author's feelings! Now she's emo! Great, now every time
it's her birthday we shall have to buy her presents from Hot Topic! I HATE
THAT STORE!
Winry can I borrow your wrench? Kthnx *beats Al over the head with it*
Melody! You should consider yourself lucky you're so young. I'm sixteen and
socially stunted--never had a boyfriend D= And actually I suggest you NOT date
at 13. The boys in your grade are retarded. They get pretty nice and semi-sane
around my age (actually a little older, like 17 or 18, but when you're in high
school it's all the same).
AW LOVED THE ROYxRIZA LAST CHAPTER! Hey does anybody know why it's also
called 'royai'? I don't understand where that abbreviation came from.

Roy: Okay, I only did because the way Edward looked reminded me of when I had to kill and ishballen teenager. *cry*

Al: WELL EVERYONE STOP YELLING AT ME! I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER!

Cast: *gasp*

Melody: I AM NOT EMO! ROY CAME UP WITH THE DAMN EMO CORNER THING! ALSO HOT TOPIC ROCKS! IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I KNOW OF TO GET ANIME STUFF! ALSO I WASN"T DATING THE GUY I JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM BUT HE FOUND OUT SOME HOW AND HE TOLD EVERYONE AND SAID THAT I WAS A STUIPED ANIME FREAK! ALSO ALPHONSE ELRIC IS GOING TO BE TAKEN OFF OF THIS STORY IF HE CAN"T BE NICE! I HATE THIS DAMN WORLD! *cry*