I wanted to update sooner, I have everything planned out in my mind... Writer's block isn't the issue here it's a few personal things I'd rather not get into. It makes me feel less lazy if I list reasons so here.

REASONS WHY

1. My cat died. Ironically his name is Finn.. sigh.

2. I was in Hawaii

3. I thought I kicked the eating issue I'm going through.. guess not.

Sorry for the long authors note -_-

Yeah it might be kind of OOC but I tried my best to capture a hormonal pregnant Annabeth ;)

"Please explain to me why you are ordering Hawaiian root beer online, Annabeth?" My husband Percy said leaning over my shoulder and staring at my computer screen.

I sighed, "I'm craving it, and if I don't have it I will severely hurt you."

"I'm going to have to take all the sharp objects near you away." He joked. But a five month pregnant Annabeth did not take that lightly...

"No time for joking, I'm seriously not in the mood for it." I filled out the questions the website was asking me: Name, address, email, zip code etc. Why do you have to be so damn personal!?

"If I didn't know better I'd say you're on your period." He had a little smirk on his face as if he was so smart and knew what he was talking about.

"Oh my gods.. I can't believe you just said that." Now would be a beautiful example of a moment when a face palm is acceptable.

:So you're not on your period?"

"When you're pregnant you don't get your period, sherlock."

Dear Men of the World,

Please, just never try to understand girls. You never will. You will only make yourself look like more of a dumbass than you already are.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Woman.

His face made an 'o' "Girls are weird."

"Boys are weird." I replied nonchalantly. "Can I have your credit card?" I was too lazy to find my purse and get my wallet.

"Maybe.. Maybe not." Please tell me I didn't offend him, I seriously didn't It's just.. I was really stressed with baby stuff.

"Was I being bitchy? I'm really sorry Perce, you know how it is." Pure sorriness. For real.

"Eh it's cool." He threw me the card, "How much are you getting anyway?"

"A few gallons." Hopefully that was going to last me. Who knew how many I was going to get through?

He burst out laughing, "Good one Wise girl."

"I wasn't kidding.."

*Insert cricket noises here*

"Oh. Well um.. You're paying." I chuckled.

"You're cute." He grinned back at me, "Andrea is obviously going to inherit my looks."

I gave him a look, "I still like Pandora remember." We had decided on either of the two.

"Correct you are."

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Note: this is 2 months later...

We walked through target pushing around a bright red cart.

"Of course we buy a stack load of books." Percy noted. He flipped through a few pages of Baby Duck Gets Glasses. "Our daughter will most likely not need glasses, so there's really no point in getting this one."

"Yes there is! We need to educate her, books are very important." I snatched it from his hands before he could put it back on the shelf.

"I have a feeling our daughter is going to be one of those freaky genius baby's who will like get interviewed by Ellen when she's like 6 months old or something."

At least he's seeing bright things for her future! "Hopefully." I grinned. I really hoped she'd be successful in life..

A small boy in front of us pointed at my stomach and said to his mom, 'She's really fat, is she pregnant?" I snorted and his mom turned red and scolded her son.

"Timmy! Don't say that!" She grabbed his hand ready to pull him away.

"It's honestly cool. But yeah, I'm pregnant." I smiled at Timmy who gave me that weird blank stare that children sometimes give people. It was weird and honestly freaky. Uhh leaving this aisle now..

"Sorry about him." His mom said and walked away, pulling her son along on a leash. Child cruelty right there.

"We're never putting our daughter on a leash right?" Percy asked me staring at the awkward moment we just witnessed.

"Oh yeah. Never in a million years." she both looked at each other and started completely laughing our butts off. The characters you encounter in public!

Ehh short chapters are never any fun to read or write sorry. :P It's basically a filler before the big one next chapter!

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