A/N – I'm getting so many hits (over 350 for ch 1 & over 150 for ch 2) but almost no reviews… whats wrong? is my story not worth your time to review (excluding those of you that have reviewed, thx 4 reviewing) btw, have you guessed who was in the shower?

Kyuubi

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Disclaimer – This is the last time I'm going to say it, mostly because of my excessive laziness, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!! but i do own this freakin awesome fic!

Innocence Lost

Ch 3 – ERO-SENNIN!!! or Preparation

Recap –

By the time Naruto gets home, he has at least three ramen stains on his jacket and has finished the ramen, so is now hungrily licking the stains, trying to get all the flavor out of it. When he notices it just tastes like wet jacket, he remembers what he is supposed to be doing. 'I guess I should clean up a little,' Naruto thinks while looking at the empty instant ramen cups all over the floor. 'Ooh! That can wait! I have to pee!!!' Naruto thinks while running toward the bathroom. When he opens the door, he jumps in front of the toilet to take a piss, but then hears something from in the shower. He slides back the curtain and sees the last person he wants in his bathroom, let alone his apartment!

And now the story…

"ERO-SENNIN!!! What the hell are you doing in my shower!!!?" Naruto angrily asks. "Shh! I'm going to hide in here using the Invisibility Jutsu to look at girls!" Jiraiya replies while thinking perverted thoughts. "In my God damned shower!!!?" Naruto angrily asks. "Yes! Where better to see naked girls? Plus they'll be wet!" Jiraiya says. "Maybe you could just jerk off to your damn books instead! I don't care! Just get out of my damn shower!" Naruto yells. "Fine. I'll leave and I won't come back. Maybe I'll just 'jerk off to my damn books.'" Jiraiya says. "Good," Naruto says, "Now out!" As Jiraiya walks out of Naruto's apartment thinking, 'Ha ha! I had my fingers crossed!'

"Damn pervert," Naruto mutters under his breath. 'Now where was I?' Naruto wonders as the feeling hits him, 'Oh yeah! I have to peeeeeeee!!!' Naruto throws the toilet seat up and unzips his pants just barely in time before he takes the biggest piss of his life.

Meanwhile at Ichiraku Ramen…

"Hinata? Hinata? Wake up," Ino says. "Huh? Wha?" Hinata asks. "Finally! You've been out for hours!" Ino informs her. "WHAT!!!?" Hinata yells, getting up to her feet. "You have been out cold for hours," Ino says slowly. "I know that!" Hinata says, "The last thing I remember, I was eating ramen with Naruto-kun, then he asked me if I had a boyfriend, then I woke up here." "Hmm…" Ino says, starting to think. "Well…" Hinata prods, "What are you thinking this time?" "Maybe… At the sleepover tonight…" Ino starts before being interrupted by Hinata. "What sleepover?" she asks. "You mean he didn't tell you?" Ino asks. "No," Hinata replies, wondering why Naruto didn't tell her.

"Well… Naruto is having a sleepover and told me to invite you, Sasuke-kun, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Tenten, Neji, and Sakura," Ino explains. "Oh," Hinata says, while thinking, 'A whole night in Naruto-kun's apartment? My dream come true!' A slight blush starts to appear on her face as she recalls that particular dream she's been getting since 'the talk.' "Hinata… Why are you blushing?" Ino asks. "U-um, n-no reason," Hinata shyly responds. "You might want to pack up some stuff for the sleepover tonight." Ino suggests. "R-right," Hinata says. She walks away leaving Ino smiling.

Back at Naruto's House…

Naruto forms that oh-so-familiar hand sign, yelling, "Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!" POOF! A thousand Naruto's appear and start to clean the apartment, while others leave to buy decorations, while the real Naruto leaves to find his friends.

As Hinata is walking home, taking a long route past Naruto's house like always, she hears a POOF! then sees a bunch of Naruto's running out of his apartment towards the market district. Then, a few second later another Naruto walks out the door, then closes and locks it. It is obvious to Hinata that this is the real Naruto, especially when he calls out, "Hey Hinata!" "H-hello Naruto-k-kun," Hinata responds. "So, are you coming to my sleepover or what?" Naruto asks. "Y-yes, I'm coming," She answers. By this time he is walking beside her. "Cool! It's gonna be really fun!" Naruto exclaims, "We're gonna stay up all night! Oh! That reminds me! I have to get some pajamas! I can't host a sleepover in my underwear!" Hinata starts to blush as this thought enters her mind.

Hinata looks up to notice they are at the Hyuga estate. "Well… See you at the party Naruto-kun," Hinata says. "Yeah!" Naruto exclaims.

A/N – kinda short, but it all depends on what you think of it! next time – the sleepover begins!!!

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