Hey! So I'm back. Anyway. It's the epilogue, and so it is short, and without an awesome (or not!) disclaimer. Look out for Cullenmania 2: House of Fun next week. Because no way do I want to let this go!
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Woah, I thought I just saw a skink run over the ledge in our loungeroom...
Epilogue: In Which Bella, Again, Has The Last Word
"So, Bella, why did you think you were a mermaid?" asked Edward, once they'd all dried off and seated themselves in the family room.
Bella looked at him blankly. "A what?"
"A mermaid?" Edward said, as though it should have been obvious. As indeed, it should have.
Bella stared at him hard. "Are you feeling alright, Edward?"
"But you—you—" Edward spluttered. He turned to everyone else for support. "She did, didn't she?"
All around the room, heads nodded, and the general consensus was stated solemnly by Jasper.
"You did, Bella."
"No, I didn't," said Bella, bewildered. Her eyes narrowed. "Jasper, have you been throwing emotions around the place lately?"
Taken aback, Jasper uncharacteristically stuttered, "Well… yes… b-but—"
Bella sighed patiently, rolling her eyes. "Please, Jasper. It just makes it harder on us. Everyone goes crazy. Come on, Edward."
And with that, she made an exit, dragging her slightly confused boyfriend behind her, and leaving poor Jasper to wonder if it was really his fault that Bella had thought she was a mermaid in the first place…
Alice tried not to giggle.
The End...
EDIT: Here is the link to Cullenmania 2: House of Fun: fanfiction [dot] net/s/5086335/1/