*les gasp* I did not know! I'm sorry... and I've seen SO MANY of these
stories, I think that once there's seven, the topic doesn't belong to any one
person anymore...
Say hi to Roy and Ed for me. I'm dressing as Roy for school tomorrow... it's
career day. I'm going to be wearing a military alchemist all day... I'll be
sure NOT to snap my fingers...
Sincerely,
Rockcrab
Melody: Okay, I well. BOYS!!!
ROY: Greatings
Ed: HI! OMG ROY YOU SOUND LIKE AN ALIEN!! LOL!
Melody: OH GOD! ROY DID YOU LET ED DRINK ALCOHOL!?
Roy: Maybe. *smirk*
Al: *hic* Yeah he *hic* did. *hic* It was gooooood!
Melody: YOU LET AL DRINK IT TWO!? YOU ASS!
Roy: *run*
Melody: RIZA!!!!
Riza: Already on it. *takes out gun*
Melody: Alright. NEXT!
THANK YOU NAT! This is awesome and thanx Melody, you're really funny! Now,
everything I say next is very offensive to some certain people. BUT I DON't
really mean it... ok maybe I do but still!
*Clears Throat and takes a deep breath*
Ed- YOU ARE THE SHORTEST THING ON THE PLANET EVEN IN THE MOVIE ME AND MY
SISTER SAW THAT IM TALLER THAN YOU AND I'M A FEW YEARS YOUNGER THAT YOU AND
YOU SHOULD DRINK MILK WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU LIKED
ROSE! I MEAN SHEESH! YOU LIKE ALL THESE GIRLS AND YOU SAY THAT YOU ONLY LIKE
WINRY? WOW YOU'RE SUCH AND IDIOT! *Gasps* Ok I've offended Ed now Roy. (grins
evily)
Roy-YOU CORNEL BASTARD! YOU REALLY WANNA DO ALL THAT BAD STUFF AND THINK YOU
GET AWAY WITH IT! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M TALKING TO YOU, THE GUY THAT WANTED TO
HAVE MINISKIRTS AS A UNIFORM! SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE A PERVERT! *gasps again*
Ok now I'm gunna run cause the seconed they see it i bet they are going to
burst. O yeah Ed, you're actually ok I just felt like offending you. Cornel
bastard- you really suck so that's why I don't care if I offend you. see ya!
*starts running*
~Ness
Roy: YOU LITTLE-!
Melody: OH, MY GOD! ROY ED PASSED OUT!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FUALT! YOU DON'T GIVE MINORS ALCOHOL YOU BASTERD! HE'S 18 BUT IN AMERICA YOU HAV ETO BE 21. I GO BY THOSE RULES! YOU DESERVED EVERYTHING THAT SHE SAID! AND NO YOU MAY NOT SAY ANYTHING! RIZA ALREADY SHOT YOUR DAMN ASS! Thank you for what you said about Roy. Ed not so much. Lol *bow* NEXT!
Thanks again honey, but you didn't have to post my messages. *blushes* I'm
greatful though. Oh and I have a few more questions.
Lt. Riza Hawkeye: Did you miss that lesson in preschool about sharing? I'm
not stealing Roy from you. I admit "going out" was a bad choice of words on my
part, but it's not what I meant. I just want to hang out with him. Learn to
share girl.
Col. Roy Mustang: Offer still stands for you as well.
Truly, Nat
Melody: Your very welcome. I just had to post them, because what you said was very important and I thought everyone should hear it. Alright here are your characters.
Riza: Okay, I guess your right. Sorry.
Roy: Sure I'd love to hang out with you.
Melody: Awww, Riza learned to share. Okay, well I'd like all of you to know I've been writing a story named Alchemic Rain Drops. Well I haven't been getting a lot of reviews and that's making me said. So until I get at the very least 15 reviews I refuse to update this anymore. Okay, well later. XD