disclaimer:i do not own naruto I will not say it again.
Bijuu talking/loud voice(not the haruno screech)/summons/ justsu/extreme anger/any special entity/enchanced voice
thoughts/words said hatefully/letters
normal
Ok guys thanks for the reviews likes and follows I really appreciate it so onto the reviews and polls. So I am quite satisfied with the polls I got four people to vote yay. Soooo the results are two for Danzo using them two for they got tricked so I mixed them together. Danzo used Shisui's tricking them by telling them he died and the kyuubi took its place then erasing any memories of the child. Argorok:Excellent job so far, please keep up the good work. Make the chapters longer, its much better that way so don't keep them short like Chapter 4. As much as I like to make it long sometimes its not possible instead of looking it at your own point of view try thinking like the authors. Sometimes its just not possible I need the poll results to advance further on so its just not something Thats easy so bear with me so I might make this a little longer. Nandoxfiles:When is the next chapter coming out. Well I will do it around once a week maybe twice if I have a holiday but sometimes I might not be able to so yeah but I might not get it up fast enough do not think I am not caring about the story. Let me tell you normally with me that is for a three thousand word story I take around like three hours I even heard some people take fifteen hours to write something really long so if we(authors)do not send out story Chapter do not blame us and if your wondering why I have been late uploading well I have a performance(yes I play the saxophone) coming with exams I really do not have so much time. Oh and I decided that a female sasuke as his girlfriend and fem kyuu too. With the topic of pairing let me tell you and please answer me why do people do yaoi I mean its disgusting that the fact that at least what more than fifty percent yaoi story out there its disgusting okay if your gay okay I am not going to judge you if your a girl okay but that just plain ewwwww so yeah by I got to start the story.
Last time on the story which I the great announcer do not care.(Me:oh shut up you read it and said it was good so stop acting cool)
After the announcement everyone started cheering for Naruto even the most die hard Naruto haters cheered, after all it's not everyday one sees a clearly kage level. The proctor motioned for the medic-nin to come and take both fighters since Jiraiya was still out like a light, and Naruto seemed to be on his last legs because he had reactivated his gravity seals, which took a good portion of his remaining chakra.
But what people did not know will happened is that flashes came there stood the yondaime hokage his wife daughter and tsunade of the sannin.
End the obvious flash back( no pun intended maybe)
''Jiraiya/Ero-sensei/ero-occhan''said the for people in front of the crowd(once the crowd saw the four people they hoped for another fight)staring at the form of the great jiraiya beaten by a twelve year old kid with blonde hair and a most probably broken arm.
''Hey you douche thats my uncle and mentor you just hurt fuck you.''said the Kushina look alike as she charged forward with a red coloured blade in her hand in a piercing manner ready to avenge her mentor. Slash it happened the sword pierced our favourite Jinchuuriki but no blood came only a sprinkle of blue chakra. ''Hey where the fuck is that guy-ttebane. Arrghhh''finished the young girl as she got smacked on her head and a short lecture on language and why woman should not cuss and shit like that. While behind a tree a person was panicking a little.
-behind said tree-
''Kyuu-chan what should I do tell me I only got half of my chakra recovered help please help.''Thought a somewhat panicking Naruto even though half of his chakra is thrice the size of his Jiji.
''sheesh its not like you have very little you can take them if not go for plan b three chakra pills should do so stop yapping and then tactic c four(i like explosions) if that doesn't work use me and him.''said a feminine voice and some crackling of scales.
''Thanks Kyuu-chan happy seeing me get my ass handed to me.''Thought naruto still wondering if the tactics would work seeing no way around and that the most probable method he did throwing his sword in flat mode making it a Zanbatou.
-in teh stadium clearing-
''Kaaaaaaaa-san why do I have to be a proper lady I don't like it it not fun being proper.''whined the child of two famouse people as she showed he displeasure of being proper.
''Now now my little sweet heart if you do not be proper how will you—DUCK''said kushina as she drop down on the ground with he daughter as a blue coloured giant sword came out and imbedded itself in the wall as a voice shouted.
Water Prison Shark Dance Technique as water burst from the ground rising up engulfing the arena up to the stands with a transformed Naruto at the center ready to attack while on thought plaguing the mind of the the four people''shit I am not used to this environment and why do I fell so sluggish argg whatever I can't lose to this kid if not I will lose my reputaion.''(i am lazy as I do not want to write another fight scene I just got back from my music lessons)
As Naruto immediately propelled forward creating some kage bunshin along the way as he used the hit and run tactic knowing that prolonged amount of time was not to his favour especially since he just fought. He may be stronger faster and better but the lack of experience can get him killed and its like shark to attack then run waiting for its brethren to attack and when its down they gather and finish it.
Tsunade's's side
''Shit he coming well its his mistake all I need is one good hit''as naruto attacks him while defending himself he felt himself getting weaker and realizing what he was doing hit and running so deciding to chase him to realize her hands were grazed seriously while his clothes were tattered.
Kushina and the child's side.
''Shit this chakra is laced with chakra and I am being drained of it shit I need to end this quick or else she will die''Thought Kushina as she got out her sword in a defensive position.
Normal pov
Naruto was continuing his assault at the aged person going for another attempt he felt weakened realizing he is chakra was seriously depleted he cancelled the technique and landing down with samehada in his hand realizing he kept that up for and hour he stood up panting all the water below their feet forming a slight pool.
Kirigakure no jutsu as a heavy mist started to gather blind the four victims.
''Now your in my territory now let me show you my feeding(like kimimaro's dances just that with samehada)hahaha feeding of the betrayal.''said an echo in tha mist as four people got assaulted with constant slashing unknowningly getting herded into the center.
Tsunade's side
''Gaki's good I can see why jiraiya lost but still attacking me from all four sides I can't retaliate with my depleted chakra.''that the thought of the blonde sannin before getting attacked again. Sensing a presence she charged all the chakra to her hands punching the figure only to get a feminine grunt as she fainted from chakra exhaustion.
Kushina's and her daughter's side
''stay close my Musume I will protect you my dear child.''said Kushina unknowingly getting heard by Naruto opening old wounds as words of villagers that said that he did not deserve parents flooded his minds as tears fell from his face.
''protect protect PROTECT you you abandoned and you can still say such words I hate you.''Said Naruto as tears flow down his face in a flood as one sentence flood the memories of the red headed woman that one sentence of a vow which is''my naru-chan I will always be there fore you my dear with your sister.''before she got a chakra enchanced punch to the face as she blacked out as the jutsu released itself.
Normal side.
As the mist died down all they could was the three competitors two guys and a girl with the sannin and wife of the yondaime knocked out.
''you how dare you do that to my wife come my Musume lets finish this once and for all.'' as the yondaime and his daughter put their hand together forming a wind style rasengshuriken.
''Shit this is bad I might have to actually use that technique well lets hope my guesses are right and I won't get to hurt if not I might die well might as well try.''
were the thought of our samehada wielding friend as he held up his non burnt hand as he prepared the ultimate version of the judgement of the sharks. Like the judgement of the shark it formed but what was more menacing as it appearance was larger scarier and encased in rock with fire licking it as lava trailed down it and it mouth open with a small circle within a some what translucent circle around it(like ohnoki's Jinton: Genkai Hakuri no Jutsu in circular form and he can use the particle release)both charged forward screaming the names of their respective jutsu.
''ULTIMATE JUDGEMENT/RASENGSHURIKEN.''
Both justsu clashed the rasengshuriken shrinked the jutsu touched minato he was burned electrocuted hit with a blunt force getting cut as the circle expanded as and exploded. Naruto's hand seemed to be not that hurt as large amounts of chakra coated his hand as it seemed to be protecting it as he collapsed even though the technique requires less chakra than its predessecor.
Three days later in the council chambers.
''Okay today I have called this meeting regarding one Hoshigaki Naruto and his new clan.''Spoke the sandaime as murmurs spread a cross the council chambers.
''I Hyuuga Hiashi request that Hoshigaki Naruto show us what he and his clan can provide us with before we decide if he is worthy to be a clan in Konoha.''said the hyuuga in his politician face while inside he was plotting something involving marriage contracts as Naruto appeared.
''Well Hyuuga-san my clan can provide Konoha with a tracking abilities far better than most dogs with sword wielders equalling those of kumo suiton users equalling kiri and with advanced healing rate..'' explained naruto as the council people got greedy gleams in their eyes*cough*Danzo elders civilians hiashi*cough*.
''Well thanks for the explanation and I propose you to have cra and have a marriage contract with my daughter. For your status we can declare you clan head and jounin status''said hiashi with an emotion less voice.
''I am hounored but I must decline Hyuuga-san and according to the laws of Konoha I do have a choice in Cra so I decline that too and I really do not need the jounin status and regarding being clan head it is by law that I must chuunin so excuse me.''Said Naruto in a polite voice hoping not to anger the Huuyga clan head.
''Damn he ruined my plan but Hinata likes him I will have him.''''Okay Hoshigaki-san if you do not wish that.''replied hiashi when the civilians spoke up.
''WEEE THE CIVILIANS ORDER YOU TO TRAIN UCHIHA-SAM A'' screeched a civilian*cough*haruno*cough* before she got pinned down and samehada to her neck.
''I will train whoever I want civilian so do not order me and I already have a apprentice if you do not mind so hokage-sama I have a place to be I will take my leave.''as he removed his blade as a water shark came out of the ground and 'ate' him.
''Well that was nice always one for dramatics so now] everybody dismissed.''said sarutobi as everyone left the chamber talking.
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Uchiha sasuke just woke up some may think that he is a boy but in fact he is not the he is actually a she. She did it for her own protection still remembering how it happened.
Flash back
The village was in a sombre mood, last might the majority of the Uchiha clan had been slaughtered by its own heir. Uchiha Itachi had killed every single member of the clan except for one. Nobody knew the identity of the survivor, but they felt better knowing that the Uchiha clan is not extinct, not knowing that at that moment the survivor would rather be dead than alive, because that way she would have her mother and father back.
Inside the Konoha hospital was Uchiha Sayuri, the daughter of Uchiha Fugaku, sister of Uchiha Itachi and the heiress of the Uchiha clan. She was in a state of shock; her body was unmoving while she lied lifelessly on the hospital bed. The Sandaime Hokage was the only other person in the room, and he had just thought of a plan to protect the last Uchiha girl from the civilian council and the village elders.
If the council or his team-mates knew the last surviving member is in fact a female, they would do everything in their power to ensure that she would give birth to as many children as soon as possible, little Sayuri would become a breeding machine to the village. After what the girl had been through, the Sandaime doesn't want to her to suffer such a horrific fate.
Little Sayuri never associated with anybody outside of the Uchiha clan before, most people knew that the Uchiha clan head had a second child but they don't know that it was a girl. The presence of Itachi had overshadowed Sayuri's existence; she is practically unknown to the rest of the village. Most of the kids she played with were the kids of other Uchiha's, and she has yet to join the Academy, thanks to her father finding personal tutors to teach her the Shinobi arts.
Leaving Sasuke to recover Sarutobi returned to his office via Shunshin.
Hokage Office
"ANBU!" Sarutobi cried.
Three people suddenly appeared form out of nowhere and stood in front of the Hokage. "Hai, Hokage-sama."
"Send in Yamanaka Inoichi immediately!" commanded the elder Kage.
With a quick response the ANBU team sped off towards the Yamanaka compound to summon its clan head. Inoichi was drinking with his two team-mates when the ANBU team arrived, but he quickly got ready and sped off with the ANBU saying to his friends that he would be back right after he is finished. It took Inoichi a couple of minutes before he arrived at the Hokage office.
"You summoned me Hokage-sama?"
"Inoichi-kun, I hereby assign you an S-rank mission, you are to erase all the memories about the last Uchiha Survivor from all the witnesses and all the personnel that handled the case, and I want you to wipe the existence of Uchiha Sayuri!"
It took all of Inoichi's experience as a Shinobi to prevent him from expressing a completely flabbergasted expression. "Are you serious Hokage-sama, why would we have to do such a thing...how is it even possible?"
"Inoichi-kun, Sayuri-chan had had a hard and isolated life, I don't want her to suffer more as a breeding machine of the village, she deserves to have a future family and a loving husband, not be impregnated by several string Shinobi to rebuild the Uchiha clan. Sayuri had not been outside of the Uchiha compound much in her short life, she was a sheltered daughter of Fugaku, even if people had seen her they would not have known that she was the heiress of the Uchiha clan."
"But Hokage-sama, what will Sayuri do after her existence is erased", asked Inoichi, still not understanding how this would possibly work.
"We will give Sayuri a fake identity for the time being, she will still be the Uchiha survivor, but she will be the Uchiha heir, not heiress, we will make her a new identity as a male."
Inoichi's face resembled a gaping fish after he heard what the Hokage just said. "Hokage-sama, is that even possible, even if we were to cast a genjutsu on Sayuri it will fade over time, and many Hyuuga members of the village would be able to see through the ruse."
The Sandaime gave his subordinate a small smirk, "Inoichi-kun, my student Jiraiya has the capability of using Fuinjutsu to completely seal the effects of a Genjutsu for a long period of time, he can also apply a seal to someone body and the seal would use the host's chakra to physically manifest an outer body and chakra network, all the chakra in the host's original chakra network would be transferred to the secondary while the seal is activated. The Byakugan may be able to see the chakra network of everybody in great detail, but they will not be able to see through the physically manifestation created by the seal."
Inoichi's jaw almost dropped to the floor, for such amazing Fuinjutsu to exist, after Minato's death he never thought that another person could create such an amazing piece of art. But Jiraiya-sama, one of the legendary Sannin and the sensei of the Yondaime, it is very plausible that he would be able to accomplish such a great feat. "Okay Hokage-sama, I will start on the mission immediately", said Inoichi as he now finally understands that this mission in very possible." Inoichi then left the Hokage office and rushed to the start the mission.
Sarutobi sighed and rested his back to his chair as Inoichi left. He stayed like this for about five minutes until the left for the hospital; Sayuri might be awake now so he must explain everything to her now. He had already sent one of his monkey summons to Jiraiya yesterday, so he should be arriving sometime today. Sarutobi stood up from his chair then Shunshin back to Sayuri's hospital room.
Sayuri's Hospital Room
Sayuri was slowly stirring, her eyes were still a bit sore from crying and she can still feel some dried tears staining her face. She desperately wished that the devastating event two days ago was just a horrible nightmare, but much to her disappointment and sadness she realized that it was real, her beloved Nii-san really killed everyone, including their parents.
Sayuri painfully tried to sit up on her bed, she was finding her muscles stiff and sore, she must have strained her body while running away from her brother, and now that her adrenaline rush is over, she is definitely feeling it. Tears once again tried to well in her eyes as she gazed around the bear hospital room, all the walls were white, her bed and blankets were white as well.
Every time she was sick or was hurt she would be in her own room, the walls and blankets were always fresh and clean, her entire being felt safe and warm when she is in her room. Her Kaa-chan Mikoto would also be with her the entire time she was sick, she would feed her some warm soup, cuddle with her in the bed, and tell her some stories when luring her to sleep.
Now she is in the most pain she has ever experienced in her life and her mother was nowhere in sight. Sayuri had great hope that her Kaa-chan would come through that big white door soon and sooth her well again and just shower her with love. But sadly she knew that would never happen, her mother was dead, killed by her own son and her brother.
In Sayuri's mind Itachi would never to something like this, sure he had been acting kind of strange and distant lately but her beloved Nii-san was a friendly and honourable Shinobi, he would never become such a monster, why would he kill his own family.
Tears now streamed down Sayuri's face freely, she had lost everything, her Kaa-chan, her Tou-sama, all her friends, and even her Nii-san, the one person she looked up to the most.
'Why Nii-san, why would you do this...' more tears began to trail down her face, Sayuri is really scared right now, she has nobody now, no family, no friends, no hope...she is now all alone...
Sayuri's inner turmoil was interrupted when she heard a knock on her door. The door began to slowly creaked open, and then the grandfatherly face of the Sandaime Hokage came into view. Sayuri had seen the Hokage a few times before, he was on all the textbook she has studied in the past, and he had been to the Uchiha compound a couple of times as well.
"H-Hokage-sama..." Sayuri really didn't know why the Hokage himself is here, but his presence gave her a sense of comfort and a little hope.
Sarutobi's smile brightened when she saw the girl had woken up, "Hey Sayuri-chan, are you feeling a little better now?"
More tears flowed down Sayuri's face as she felt the need of comfort. She suddenly jumped out of the bed and jumped into Sarutobi for a hug, crying loudly into her grandfather figure. "W-Why did N-Nii-s-san kill them, why did he have to k-kill K-Kaa-chan?"
Sarutobi soothingly rubbed the little girls back, he really didn't know what to tell her, no matter what response he gave, the girl won't be happy after. "Sayuri-chan, let it out, shed every tear you have, you will better after..."
For half an hour the Hokage just stood there holding the crying little girl. Sarutobi sighed, 'Such a young child should never suffer like this...'
Eventually, Sayuri's tears began to fade and her breathing began to level out. Sarutobi gently lifted the girl up and placed her on the bed so she was sitting on the edge. Sayuri looked at her grandfather figure with her puffy red eyes, "W-What do I d-do now Hokage-sama..."
With a sigh Sarutobi explained her dangerous situation to her, and his plan of protecting her. He had to explain many thing multiple times because the little girl just didn't get some of his logic. But after explaining everything thoroughly, Sayuri was even more scared than before. "B-But Hokage-sama, I don't know the slightest bit about actually casting Genjutsu or Fuinjutsu...how am I suppose to keep my true identity hidden like that?"
"Don't worry Sayuri-chan, the seal my student created will not require any effort from the host it is attached to, as long as you have chakra in your chakra network the Genjutsu will be self-sustainable, you won't have to do a thing, and the seal is essentially creating a second chakra network over your original one, and transferring all your chakra into the second one. The second chakra network will also create an outer shell that is a Genjutsu, which will resemble a male Uchiha."
Sayuri nodded, now completely relaxed knowing that she was in good hands, the Hokage and his student Jiraiya were two of the most powerful Shinobi in the world. But Sayuri was still very depressed to say the least, she just lost everyone precious to her, and now she has to put up this tedious facade inside her own village to protect herself against her own village elders.
"Sayuri-chan, my student will arrive sometime today, we must have him apply the seal on you the instant he arrives", said the Hokage as softy as he could.
Sayuri just nodded, this was her fate, she had to do this for her very survival, she would rather to this than to be turned into a breeding machine. Sayuri maybe young, but she hopes that she would find someone she loves one day and have a family with him, not being assigned a mate by the council so that she could have strong children to restore the Uchiha clan.
A few hours later Jiraiya had arrive at the village; he immediately followed his sensei's instructions and headed to the hospital right away. He found out which room the young girl was staying at and knock on the door when he found it. The Sandaime let his student in and introduced him to the young girl. Sayuri was a little bit intimidated by the tall white haired man because she rarely had to meet anyone outside of the Uchiha clan. Though Jiraiya was in his fatherly mode that he always used when he was around kids, so Sayuri quickly warmed up to the Sannin.
"Don't worry Sayuri-chan, this will not hurt one bit, the ink brush might be a little ticklish though", said Jiraiya as he ruffled the girl hair affectionately. Jiraiya really feel bad for the young girl having to lose her family this young in life. He desperately hoped that she would not become like Orochimaru later on in life.
The sealing procedure was very simple; it was just a simple ink application, the ink in chakra infused so it would last for a long time, at least ten years. Jiraiya then taught Sayuri how to activate and deactivate the seal.
"Okay Sayuri-chan, when you want to deactivate the seal, all you have to do is to cut off all chakra flowing into the seal for about fifteen seconds, then the seal will automatically stop channelling your chakra, and the Genjutsu will fade." Sayuri just nodded at the explanation. "To activate the seal, you just simply do the opposite, start channelling your chakra into the seal for fifteen seconds and it will activate and start casting the genjutsu, it would probably take about another five seconds for the Genjutsu to fully form."
Sayuri got all of this and memorized it fully, Jiraiya would be in the village for more than a week at a time, so she would have no one to ask the seal had any problems, the Hokage could help, but he doesn't have nearly as much knowledge on Fuinjutsu as Jiraiya does.
Sayuri activated the seal for the first time, and saw what she is supposed to look like on the outside for now. The face became more angular, her eyes stayed the same but her eyes shape was a bit more piercing, her hair now resembled a duck butt which she was not thankful for, and she was about three inches taller than before.
With a sigh Sayuri rested on her hospital bed, she would have to get over her sadness quickly, she needs all her attention to maintain such an emotionally draining facade. A few tears escaped her eyes after Jiraiya and the Hokage left, it just hurts so much, never in her life did she have to do anything so hard by herself, she wants her mother, her father.
She still isn't willing to accept the fact that her Nii-san would do something like this, he had often told her about how he is a pacifist, he might have some prejudice towards the clan but he would definitely not kill everybody.
Something must have caused her brother to do such a thing, Sayuri swore on her life that she would find out about the truth behind the Uchiha Massacre.
A few days later, Sayuri left the hospital as Uchiha Sasuke. All the civilians greeted her or bowed to her when she passed them by, she was not use to such attention and was trying very hard to keep an emotionless and stoic expression, she was naturally a shy girl, she wasn't broody, but she thought that being broody might be an easiest way to act for the next few years.
Flashback End
so from that day forward she became a boy while being a girl and being a girl she was attracted to men that was Naruto she saw once how he was treated at first she thought nothing of it but after she lost everything she realised how painful it is for Naruto and of course she stalked him and saw how ripped his body is and soon started the crush. Unlike some girls*cough*fangirls*cough*she actually trained in order to become strong as she read that women with a lot of chakra has bigger assets.( I mean if chakra runs throughout your body the chakra network constantly streches that means getting bigger and since boobs are part of the body so if chakra net works become bigger means bigger boobs unless your a haruno since they are physically disabled.)So eversince that day she tried her hardest to confess but she could not until now she saw how the fight was going so after mustering all the courage she could get she confronted her crush.
Naruto was walking down the streets when he heard a voice that he did not want to hear.
''Naruto.''said sasuke behind him.
''What do you want teme if its my power then go screw you.''while in his thoughts''hmmm why does teme smell like a girl I wonder?.''
''No no its not that just come with me I need to tell you some thing.''said sasuke. Naruto deciding that it was a good thing to follow him he went with him.
Uchiha compound
''So what the thing you wa-''only to have a pair of lips to smash into him while his hand touched two soft round globes. After a while/a few seconds the released each other sasuke with out her genjutsu on.
''Well Naruto-kun I love you and I am a girl so please do not leave me.'' as tears stream down her face as she fell crying while Naruto was feeling guilty beleiving he caused this.
''Now now please do not cry umm.''
''S-S-setsuna''
''Now setsuna I won't leave so please stop crying.''''so no wonder she smelled like a girl and she quite hot too.''
''Really you won't leave me.''she said her tears stopping.
''Yes yes I won't leave you still I hoped you would told me earlier.
(some adult content if your a child do not look)
''Hows this for redemption''
as she crashed her lips onto his as the tongues battle for dominace eventually Naruto won as he explored the mouth of his lover tasting it while setsuna's tongue tried to stop but alas it did not work as Naruto released her.
''Well it depends on how ell you do now won't it.''said naruto while the female undressed him planting kisses along the way. Finally seeing her prize the ten inch cock she using one hand grabbed onto it while the other played with his balls.
Opening her mouth she licked the head of the cock as precum leaked out as she take it into her mouth tasting it after that she slowly put he tongue out as she used her tongue swirling it at the top of his cocks head slowly getting moans from Naruto before she engulfed his cock slowly going down until she touched his ball.
''Ahhh setsuna-chan please so good I forgive you.''said naruto.
Setsuna now going up and down his stick slowly getting faster and faster while her hands playing with his balls and with one last push she quickly engulfed his balls along with his dick sucking it before naruto orgasmed and sprayed his seed down setsuna's throat as she released his cock with a pop cum leaking out of her mouth as naruto kissed her while shunshining her to the bedroom.
(end adult content)
''Naruto-kun please do not leave me(sob.)''as setsuna slept with naruto Still crying while naruto comforted her.
Anywhere you are, I am near
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
Anytime you whisper
my nameYou'll see
How every single promise I'll keep
'Cause what kind of guy would I be
if I was too leave
when you need me most
And I know an angel was sent just for me
And I know I'm meant to be where I am
And I'm gonna be
Standing right beside her tonight
And I'm gonna be by your side
I would never leave when she needs me most
Anywhere you are, I am near
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
And I'm gonna be here forever more
Every single promise I keep
Cuz what kind of guy would I be
If I was to leave when you need me most
I'm forever keeping my angel close
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okay thanks guys for all the support I really liked it so for last chapters and my delayed writing extra long chapter bye guys now I am going to find the announcer and teach him not to say that my story sucks.*runs off* (distant screams of sorry.)