Havoc-Okay what exactly is it that girls find so undisireable about you? Your
smart, funny (ya know in the sarcastic way that I can't get enough of), loyal,
brave, and the list goes on making you an all around great guy. Not to mention
you really can make that uniform you have to wear look so, so good. (guys in
uniform do it for me sorry.) Since Roy isn't allowed to date me (I like the
guy, but I promised Riza it's just hanging out and I'd rather NOT get us
killed.) maybe you and I could hook up sometime? I know I sound desperate, but
I've been single for almost 13 years!

Roy: Are you still haunted by what you did to the Rockbell parents? (I don't
believe I have to elaborate.)
And although this might be painful for you to talk about...It seemed you had
a great deal of repect for Hughes. May I ask why? Do you still see his
daughter? Do you think Mrs. Hughes will let her join the military when she's
old enough if she wants to? Would you let her?

Thanks guys. Hope to hear more soon.
Truly, NAT

Melody: *sigh* Another one that doesn't have anything about my stories or Serenity. Man I think I may just give up. Nobody even cares about the author they just care about the FMA characters. Well they wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me.

Serenity: *gloom* Lets just get on with it.

Havoc: I HAVE NO CLUE WHY! SEE LOOK GUYS A GIRL ACTUALLY LIKES ME AND NOT ROY! SEE SEE!

Cast: SHUT UP HAVOC!

Havoc: *gloom*

Roy: I'd really rather not talk about it. *cry*

Melody: Oh suck it up Colonel. There dead big whop. My great grandmother is dead and I still talk about her.

Roy: *growls*

Serenity and Melody: SAY ONE THING MUSTANG AND WE'RE PUTTING YOU IN A CAGE THAT'S ON FIRE AND TAKING YOUR GLOVES AWAY! WE! ARE! NOT! IN! THE! MOOD! TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW! WELL SEE EVERYONE NEXT TIME! Not like it matters.