So, I got caught up in my story about the RENT actors that I forgot to explain how exactly it was that Anthony decided the fangirl/RENThead pressure was going to be solely Adam's responsibility.

Okay, so when those fangirls stampeded toward them, Anthony pulled his hood up and ran out, dodging them all. And they surrounded poor Adam, boxing him out. Anthony was already walking into the theater by the time Adam was chased out of the hotel lobby.

XD Funniest thing ever. I wish I'd actually seen the look on Adam's face and not just came out after he got chased out! Like, "DAMMIT ANTHONY!"

LOL.

By the way, your reviews were like the Mark to my Roger. :D

ANTHONY:

7PM. The line is forming outside the theater by now. Somewhere, a fangirl faints.

ADAM:

(whining) I want to go back to bed.

ANTHONY:
Tonight, Adam. After the show.

ADAM:

So… tired… oh well… Roger might have to nod off a bit every few songs. Nudge me when it's my cue, okay?

ANTHONY:
No, stay awake! The fangirls will riot if you don't do it right, Adam! You know that!

ADAM:
What?

ANTHONY:
They came to see you and your hotness. You know that. I mean, yeah, they like me, but… you're their lust-material.

ADAM:
What do you mean?

ANTHONY:
You really are tired… do you not see how many girls come in here in plaid and leather and scream deafeningly about how sexy you are?

ADAM:
Why do you think I shout in my sleep every night?

ANTHONY:
Okay… well, I'm just saying. I'm just the guy with the scarf who sings. I'm not the one getting marriage proposals every two nights.

ADAM:
I can't help it, Anth. (yawns) You're exaggerating too, by the way. There's tons of girls that come in here with blue and white scarves and they squee about you nonstop.

ANTHONY:
I'm not the sexy one, I don't think. I'd still be in New York alone if you hadn't gone on the tour with me. And did you just say squee? Seriously? Squee?

RENTHEADS:
HOLY CRAP, THE TOUR IS HERE
GETS THE FANGIRLS SQUEEING
WHO'S HOTTER: ADAM OR ANTHONY?
WE'RE SCREAMING, SQUEALING, PEEING
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE
COULDN'T IF THEY TRIED
WE'RE AT A STALEMATE
IT'S A HOT DEBATE
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE

ANTHONY:
I THINK I AM RATHER CUTE
GEEKY BUT ATTRACTIVE
GOD HELP YOU SHOULD I BE RENDERED MUTE
AND MY DANCE MOVES ARE SO HYPERACTIVE!

RENTHEADS:

FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE
COULDN'T IF THEY TRIED
CAN THEY FIGURE IT OUT
WITHOUT A SHOUT?
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE

ADAM:
GOTTA SAY, I HAVE IT ALL
MY HOTNESS NEVER ENDS
I'M TECHNICALLY THE KING OF PLAID
WITH A ROCKSTAR THRONE
THEY ALL WANNA BE MY GIRLFRIENDS!

RENTHEADS:
FANGIRLS SEE THAT THEY'RE BOTH RIGHT
PLUS MARK AND ROGER ARE LIKE BROTHERS

FANGIRLS DON'T SEE WHY
IT'S ALWAYS ASKED
IF YOU LIKE ONE
OR THE OTHER?
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE
(NO THEY CAN'T DECIDE)
COULDN'T IF THEY TRIED
(EVEN IF THEY TRIED)
WE LOVE BOTH SO WHY FIGHT?
LET'S ENJOY TONIGHT
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE

ONE CRAZY FANGIRL:
I want to meet them both!
I want to hug Adam,
And tango with Anthony,
And kidnap them both
And lock them in my basement
And they'll sing to me everyday
For the rest of my life...

RENTHEADS:
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE
(NO THEY WON'T DECIDE)
FANGIRLS WILL NOT...
THEY CANNOT DECIDE
HOW CAN YOU KNOW
WHICH ONE'S BETTER? OH NO!

FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE
(FANGIRLS WON'T DECIDE)
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE
(CAN'T SEEM TO DECIDE)
FANGIRLS CAN'T DECIDE
(THEY'LL NEVER DECIDE)
Decide, decide
Decide, decide
...FANGIRLS CAN'T... DECIDE.

LOL. Sorry, but that was such a short song. I'm going to update this either tomorrow or Friday with the third song, if all works out as I want it to.

I'm seeing Spring Awakening on SATURDAY WOOO!