Thanks bunches for all your kind words about this. I'm having fun writing it, and I'm glad to hear that people are getting at least some giggles out of it.

Enjoy this next one, and sorry it's so short! :)

(In the theater, just before the show starts.)

THEATER STAFF:

Straight back and to the left!
Put away those cameras!
Front row mezz! Front row mezz!
Tickets in will call.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Four seats in row seven!
I'm sorry, we don't allow recording devices.
Let's see, seats one and two in row 23...
You're on the list?
What's your name? Your last name?
Proof of purchase? Tickets for seven?
Wow.
No, I'm sorry, the merchandise is there for the people who get there first.
Are you sure your ticket says seat 7?
Excuse me, Sir, there's no smoking!
Geez.
I'll lead you to your seats now, honey.
Bathrooms?
I said, they are out the door and down the hall to your left.
Wow... these RENTheads.
(sung)
MATINEE
SUNDAY
IN THE SPOTLESS, CHANDELIER-LIT THEATER
IN THE RED VELVET UPHOLSTERED SEATS
HERE WE MEET
RENTHEADS SOMETIMES MILES FROM HOME
AND OTHER FROM DOWN THE ROAD

RENTHEADS:
Sunday!!!!

THEATER STAFF:
SILLY FOOLS SINGING SONGS AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS
LOUD AND ROWDY, USING CAMERAS AND SUCH
IT'S TOO MUCH
WHEN THEY SCREAM AND CRY
OVER THOSE TWO ACTOR GUYS!

RENTHEADS:
HEAVEN
IN THE CLEAN, CHANDELIER-LIT THEATER

THEATER STAFF:
SHAKING WITH EXCITEMENT AND SUCH

RENTHEADS:
IT'S TOO MUCH!

THEATER STAFF:
WHO SIGNED US UP FOR THIS?
I NEED COFFEE.

RENTHEADS:
ADAAAAAAMMM
and ANTHONNNY

RENTHEADS:
AND TEENS SCREAMING
AND TRASH
TRASH TRASH

TRASH TRASH

TRASH TRASH

TRASH TRASH

TRASH TRASH

RENTHEADS:
WE'RE SCREAMING FOR ADAM AND ANTHONY, IN THIS BEAUTIFUL THEATER!

THEATER STAFF:
CROWDS AND TRASH
RENTHEADS:
CROWDS
On an ordinary SUNDAY

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

RENTHEADS:
MATINEE!

So, I'm going to update this again tomorrow, since I have that song done already too and this was RIDICULOUSLY short and stuff. The next one is going to be Adam and Anthony imagining what it would be like had they never been involved with RENT.

After that... more fun abound!

Review and make me happy?