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So this chapter might be really confusing but try to follow it! It'll all make sense soon!
Caterpillar and the White Rabbit
Third Person POV
"Wait a second…so you're telling me that you're a Hidan from another dimension? And this dimension is called Wonderland? WHAT THE HELL?" Sakura shrieked again as Hidan clasped his hands over his ears.
After Hidan had pulled back the wall to show Sakura his island, she wouldn't stop screaming about her predicament as Hidan explained to her what was going on.
"Yes bitch, that's exactly what I mean. AND STOP FUCKING SCREAMING!" Hidan yelled back. He was so tired of yelling. Truthfully he was getting tired of this magician and was thinking about sending her over to Kakuzu. This bitch can bother him more. Oh, that was a wonderful idea! Why hadn't he thought of that sooner?
"Okay…so you're Hidan from Wonderland…wait so does that mean that you and the other Hidan are two separate people? Like no connection what so ever? You're not a ninja right? You're not that strong right?" Hidan cocked an eyebrow as Sakura started to mumble questions to herself. Seriously, this was getting annoying. Then again, he had nothing better to do at his mansion. He lived alone and a lot of the villagers enjoyed being alone so he had nothing better to do. Still, sending her to Kakuzu was getting a lot more tempting as she spoke…
"Right bitch. Me and the other me have no connection. The only similarity would be our looks and personalities probably. Not too sure Alice."
Sakura looked at him with a wide-eyed look as he finished his sentence. He returned her look with a confused one of his own until realization dawned on him.
"Why did you call me Alice?" Sakura asked slowly.
"I'm not sure. You just remind me of Alice." Sakura looked back at Hidan with a confused expression. "Okay bitch listen up. I'm about to give you a fucking history lesson of Wonderland and I'm not going to fucking repeat myself."
Sakura nodded before looking at Hidan to continue. "So 10 years ago there were two main kingdoms. The Konoha kingdom of the north and the Akatsuki Kingdom of the south ruled Wonderland. The Konoha kingdom and the Akatsuki kingdom were rivals and fought constantly every single day. Then one day a blonde girl appeared out of nowhere. She had a magical power and because of that the kingdoms wanted her for themselves. We called her Alice. She was a sly girl who was able to manipulate both kingdoms to stop fighting and separate the kingdoms into 20 smaller kingdoms. Each island in Wonderland is a different kingdom and each kingdom has a separate ruler. Alice was able to accomplish all of that in just two months. She was fucking hot too. Could drink a lot and had fucking huge tits." Hidan finished with a creepy smile.
(A/N: GUESS WHO?)
Sakura just kept staring at Hidan until her eyes started to lose their sparkle. She stared at Hidan until her body gave out making her collapse onto the floor. Hidan rushed to her side immediately.
"Alice? Alice? Are you all right?" Hidan spoke in a worried voice as he lifted her body up into his arms and lied her down on the table. "Alice please wake up. Wonderland needs you."
At that moment, Sakura jumped up off the table and pressed herself against Hidan as she smiled up at him eerily. "Oh stop complaining! You're going to drive me mad! But it won't be bad to let the madness consume you. No, of course not it will be a new feeling. Madness might just cure my boredom. Wouldn't you like to become mad with me?"
Hidan returned her smile with a creepy smile of his own as he put his arms around her. "Oh of course I'm mad! We're all mad here! Some of us like the Red Queen Konan and the White Queen Tsunade are just really good at hiding it! But truth is bitch, we're all mad here! But may I inquire why you took so long in becoming mad Alic- no Sakura?" Hidan spoke as his body started to turn into a dark color and his violet eyes started to glow a scarlet red.
Sakura laughed. "I've always been mad! But no no no I'm not Sakura. No I'm the Alice inside of her! She's always called me her Inner which was quite rude of her, but it is okay because I am Alice!" Sakura leaped out of Hidan's arms, which were charcoal black at that point, and started to twirl around.
Hidan looked at her with wide eyes. "You're Alice? My queen! I must inform everyone that our queen has returned!" Sakura grabbed Hidan hand as soon as he had started to approach the crack in the wall.
"Oh no you shall not! I tricked Sakura into coming here because the Caterpillar sent me a message. You, white rabbit, will never be allowed to tell anyone who I truly am until Sakura and I can fix whatever problem the Caterpillar had wanted us to fix!" Alice spoke with a firm and assertive voice.
Hidan's body started to shake as Alice started to add chakra to her hand and making the grip she had on Hidan tighter and tighter.
Hidan's voice shook as he spoke. "Yes your highness. But why had you come to my island instead of the Kakuzu's straight away? Not that it'll make that much of a difference of course because his kingdom is right next to mine."
"Well that's a simple question to answer! You know how cheap he is! Knowing him he would make me pay him before he even told me the problem! Such an inconsiderate boy…" Alice trailed off as a loud stomping interrupted her next statement.
The stomping got louder and louder and distinctly sounded like someone's footsteps.
"Hello Alice."
Sakura and Hidan turned around to see Kakuzu sitting on the table.
"Caterpillar!" Sakura screamed as she bounced away from Hidan and ran over to hug Kakuzu. "It is so wonderful to see you again! Now tell me Caterpillar, what was so urgent that you needed me back in Wonderland?"
Kakuzu stared down at the girl in his arms before sighing. "Alice, my queen, Wonderland is disappearing."
-End of Chapter 2-
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