Hey sorry it's been so long! I've been helping the preschool class of VBS (Vacation Bible School) those kids are soo cute! Anyway, good night! I have no clue why I said that, I think I'm tired or something lol anyway, you may get hungry after this chapter, just a warning. Thanks to all my amazing reviewers!
Chapter 8
CammiePOV
I woke up in my room at around 4:00 in the morning. Great, just what I need to put plan revenge in motion. Craig sleeps the heaviest at four, so it's the best time to go in and get my revenge. I grabbed a piece of paper, and red lipstick. Then I went over to the girls room, slapping nap-o-patches on all of them, man this is way too easy. I then looked around the dark room to find Macey's luggage. It was easy to spot, a big Vera Bradley bag full of clothes. I grabbed a lacey bra, a mini skirt, and a tank top. Then I covered everything up so she wouldn't notice it was gone, this was going to work great.
Next was phase two, which was staging Craig's room. I immediately stuck a nap-o-patch on him, just in case he would wake up. Then I put on the lipstick and made a kiss mark on the piece of paper. After I did that I wrote had a great night on the paper beside the kiss mark, then I put the paper on his night stand.
Then I looked around the room to find the clothes he was wearing last night, they were in the dirty clothes bin. I grabbed them and with the clothes I got from Macey's room and I spread them around the room in random spots. After that was done I went over to see what he was wearing, it was just boxers so it fit my plan perfectly. Then I grabbed the perfume that I bought just for this occasion and sprayed it on him and the blankets.
After that was done I hung the bra up on the mirror in the bathroom, then I wrote xoxo call me on the mirror, so when he would take a shower he would notice them there. To finish up mission revenge I had to go downstairs and ask my gram if she had a bottle of beer. I slapped another nap-o-patch on Craig and checked my internal clock; it was 5:32 so gram would be downstairs making herself a cup of coffee. I got up and silently exited Craig's room. Checking both ways I saw nothing so I silently jumped down the stairs and bounded into the kitchen.
"Why hello darling" Gram said, not looking up from reading her newspaper and sipping her coffee.
"Hey Gram I need a bottle of beer, do you have any?" I asked pouring myself a cup of coffee, I didn't even bother putting the cream and sugar in it, I just drank it black…for now.
"Well yes I do, but why would you need it love?" She said thinking that my request was strange, even for me.
"I'm gonna "prank" Craig" I said wincing at how strong the coffee was, on second thought I think I will add the cream and sugar.
"Dear, I know you love to prank, but that boy really likes you, why mess that up?" she said
"He won't care; it's nothing I haven't done before"
"Fine dear it's in the back of the bottom cupboard"
"Thanks Gram" I said getting it out and giving her a kiss on the cheek before grabbing the bottle and running back upstairs again.
Again I check the hallways and finding them empty I went into Craig's room, slapping another nap-o-patch on him in the process. I had been planning this prank for years, so a couple months ago I had Jonas make me a pill that when taken gives the side effects of a hangover. I slipped the pill into his mouth and grabbing the bottle of water that I found on his night stand I forced him to swallow it.
Then I took the bottle of beer that I got downstairs and poured most of it down the drain in the bathroom. Once I was done I went back into his bedroom and set the bottle on his nightstand. After surveying my work I decided that it was good enough to leave, as is. I couldn't believe that I finally got to pull the greatest prank I've ever thought of. Years of hard planning will finally pay out I can't wait!
It was already getting close to 6:00 when everyone would wake up and go downstairs for breakfast, so I decided to go back to my room and get ready.
-Breakfast-
Everyone was at breakfast but Craig. Although, Macey and Benji looked like they were still sleeping, and Bex and Grant were arguing with each other as they normally do when they are tired. Allen was sitting to my left with Grant to my right. The only empty spot at the table, where Craig would sit was just across the table from me.
I had let everyone in on the prank and they all thought that it was a stroke of genius. To keep up the illusion they would ask Craig what he did last night, as I asked them too.
Two minutes later Craig came down the stairs holding his head and looking like he wanted to cry, but when he saw all of us looking at him he put his mask up, not letting any emotions show.
"Hello Craig have a seat and join us" Gran said, still not that thrilled with the idea of pranking Craig.
"Thanks" he said sitting down, he was immediately bombarded with questions about how his night was from Grant, Bex, Macey, and Benji, and they call themselves spies, please.
"I-I-It was ok…I think" He mumbled, staring at the table.
"You don't sound so sure" I said a little louder than necessary. He grabbed his head and covered his ears with his hands.
"No need to yell, I just don't really remember much, is all." He whispered.
"So Craig, I heard some strange sounds coming from your room last night, I was wondering what it was?" Allen said nudging my leg under the table.
"What? I don't know" He said looking like he was about to cry, I wonder if it's time to tell him. Then I looked at his face and decided it could go a little longer.
"Ya, I was wondering that too Craig, cuz I woke up to go to the bathroom last night and I could have sworn that there was some girl in your bed room" Grant said
"I have NO clue what I did last night OK?" Craig said
"Why? You know you do kinda look hung over" Jonas said
"Ugh, I don't know ok? I woke up…and well ugh" Craig said. Then I started to laugh. My revenge plan had worked out! Craig just looked at me with hurt in his eyes. Then he made the universal sign for "you-me, talk-now"; then he grabbed my hand and pulled me into the nearest bedroom which was my dad's old room.
"What did you do Cam?" He said running his hands threw his hair.
"Well…I may or may not have pulled a prank on you, that may or may not involve giving you hangover symptoms, oh and by the way here take this pill. And I am seriously sorry" I said getting the pill out of my pocket. The pill would erase the effects of the other pill that I gave him while he was sleeping.
I was really sorry for doing it now; I couldn't even look at him. He stepped away from me, grabbed the pill and walked back out to the table.
"I said I was sorry!" I yelled, I had just got back to the table, and Craig wouldn't speak a word to me. Every time he looked at me he glared. It wasn't just a normal generic glare it was a glare that said I-would-like-to-kill-you-with-my-fork-56-ways. For those of you wondering he only knows 54 ways to kill with a fork, but I figured he was mad enough to find two more ways…or more, hopefully not though.
"Its bacon time!" Gramps yelled bringing in a plate filled with bacon. I got so happy that I almost forgot about me and Craig…almost.
"You made bacon?" I asked
"Yes, I figured you would want some" He said smiling and getting out my bacon mug.
Yes I have a bacon mug, does that bother you? If you haven't noticed I like things that come in mugs, like coffee and hot chocolate. When I was little I used to get a mug full of bacon and go outside to watch the sunrise. I always got the same mug every time, I liked it because at the time I thought there was a huge lizard on it, later on I learned that it was just a picture of a coffee mug that had faded, oh well. (Same thing happened to me….well it wasn't a mug of bacon it was a mug my mom used all the time, for coffee. Last year I finally realized what it really was. Blond moment!)
Momentarily forgetting my situation with Craig I grabbed the mug and stuffed a bunch of bacon in it, then I went back to my seat before anyone else had even touched the bacon. Ya I'm just that fast, it takes years of practice.
"Wow Cam hungry much?" Allen asked getting himself two pieces of bacon that was two pieces of bacon that I could have had.
"Our Cammie here has a soft spot for bacon" Gram said chuckling.
"I like bacon, a lot" I said in-between my mouthfuls of bacon.
"We can tell Cam" Craig said smirking at me. Well I guess I'm forgiven, hopefully. I didn't have any more time to think on the subject because when I went down to grab another few pieces of bacon out of my mug I found that my mug wasn't on the table anymore. Craig was holding it, while he backed away from the table.
"Wow this is really good bacon Gram" Craig said getting out of his chair and casually walking towards the stairs.
"GIVE ME MY BACON!" I screamed, since it was obvious he wasn't going to give it to me without a fight I leaped over the table and landed in the seat that he had vacated moments ago. He was already half way up the stairs; he started running as soon as I screamed at him.
"Payback!" He said at the top of the stairs running down the hall. I had already jumped the steps; it only took two leaps…new record. I finally caught up with him and jumped on his back. It didn't even faze him, so I tried to grab the bacon from his hands but ended up failing and grabbing his nose instead. He stumbled and ended up with me on his back against the wall and him on his knees on the floor holding the bacon in his left hand.
"Ouch that hurt" I said pushing him off of me and rubbing my back.
"Well it's not like it's my fault"
"None of this would have happened had you not stolen my delicious amazing bacon!"
"Well I wouldn't have stolen you beloved bacon had you not pranked me!" (Do any of ya'll know if pranked is a word? Cuz my computer says it's a spelling mistake….It should be a word)
"I said I was sorry!" I said looking him in the eyes, I was seriously sorry that he took it so hard.
"Well apology not accepted" he said turning his head and looking at the wall.
"What? Why not?"
"Because what you did was terrible, I would never screw you over like that with some other girl"
"I'm really sorry ok? I never should have done it" I said almost on the verge of tears. Man I'm spending way too much time with the girls; I'm turning into a major sap.
"Fine, we both know that I could never stay mad at you for long" Craig said grinning slightly.
"You know you love me" I said grinning too.
"Yepp fell into that trap didn't I?"
"Ya baby, Hook, line and sinker" I said leaning down to kiss him. We stayed like that for a couple minutes, until I remembered about my bacon.
"OK so now that I'm forgiven gimmiemybacon!" I said grabbing the mug from Craig getting a nice laugh out of him.
Sorry if it seems kinda rushed I was up late writing some of it so, sorry. I really wanted to update earlier but I had literally no time sorry! Thanks to all my amazing reviewers! Review please! Shout outs should be up next chapter! I'm going to make up some stories for Maximum Ride, whenever I get the time to do it, I've been crazy busy. I soo sorry about not updating for soo long I never wanted to leave you guys hanging like this, my other story Problems should be over soon…I think lol. SOOO...
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