Another day, another update. This is a good feeling. *takes a moment to revel in this feeling* Okay, I'm good.
Short chapter short and fail ending is fail. 'OTL Lo siento... Soy un terrible persona... I tried to make it look longer by using lots of onomonomonapateiawannahackaloogiedumbledoratheexpl oradamnitspellcheckwhyaren'tyouhelpingmeoutwiththi sstupidassword?! and pressing enter for each one...
Oh... This isn't smut. I don't know why. Forgive me...
Disclaimer: I. Am. Not. Japanese. I am a black-white, Hispanic-looking dude who is gay and fifteen. Thus, Hetalia and its awesome characters are not mine.
Turkey slapping- slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
Greece was sleeping peacefully, dreaming about cats sleeping peacefully who, in turn, were dreaming about tuna.
"Oi! Brat wake up!" An annoying voice cut through the euphoric dream, effectively ruining Greece's day.
What does he want? Greece pondered silently, feigning sleep.
"You stupid jackass! Get up! I know you're awake! Don't make me-!" The rest was drowned out, for Greece tuned him out. Then Greece was asleep. Again.
Smack!
Whap!
Whap!
Greece woke up in confusion, eyes wide open.
Whap!
Crack!
Smack!
Greece recoiled as he felt a stinging close to his mouth and something moist was left behind. Subconsciously, he licked it up and fully awoke when he recognized the taste. Semen.
Whap!
Slap!
Greece glared at the erect penis that wouldn't leave him alone and, then, at the owner of said penis.
Smack!
Crack!
"Cut it out." He said.
Turkey looked at him with a small smirk. "Ah! So yer awake now! Good! Suck my cock." He then presented his cock to Greece, fully expecting him to open his mouth and take it.
Greece did open his mouth, however, when Turkey put it in, Greece bit down as hard as he could.
Turkey's high-pitched shriek brought a smirk to Greece's face and he layed back down and went back to sleep, knowing that Turkey wouldn't be messing with him for a while.
~ Fin.