So seeing that the last chapter was very short, I made this one very long. That is, long compared to the previous chapters. So yay. I feel a little guilty about this chapter (when y'all get to the end all y'all will know why) and I'm so very sorry, but I had to do it. That's two lies. I'm not sorry and I didn't have to do it, but whatever.

Disclaimer: Hetalia is not belonging to me.

Turkey baster- The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass

Sadik's boyfriend was out cold. Again. Sadik sighed and looked pitifully at his penis. It had gotten excited at the promise of a nice, warm, and tight velvety contriction. Unfortunately, his little buddy won't be getting any ass tonight, because Heracles was dead to the world.

Sadik had tried every thing from soft caresses to brutal shoves, cooing whispers to flat-out yelling, and he even tried molesting the man, but nothing happened... Not even when he threatened to shave one of his many cats (something one shouldn't even THINK about doing around the Greek). Hera sure loved his pussies.

Hmmm... Heracles KarPOUSI... Sadik... SaDIK... deek... dick... pussy... holes... Hera's hole... my dick... nice and tight... warm and- sonofabitch! Sadik moaned dejectedly as his dick hardened even more. His lack of sexual relief was making his mind go crazy. It didn't help that Heracles' last name rhymed with pussy or that if you stretched out the last syllable in his name it sounded like "dick" and HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!

Sadik got up and decided that he might as well use his emergency nude Hera pictures he and his crazy, stalker friends have been collecting over the years.

He went over to his drawers, grabbed the pictures from a hidden compartment, and made to go to the bathroom, when a chance look back had him skreeing to a stop.

While Sadik had been looking for his pictures, Hera had moved from a spread-eagle position with a sheet covering his nether regions to an ass in the air position with nothing covered. Sadik gave himself five seconds to analyze the scene and make a decision.

The photos fell to the floor along with a belt and pants. Sadik crawled onto the bed and positioned himself at Heracles' hole. However, just as he was about to penetrate, a thought entered his head. A very hot and possessive thought.

Backing away from the hole, Sadik began stroking himself in slow, measured beats. He closed his eyes and imagined his Greek boyfriend stroking him instead. In hindsight, he could have kept those pictures and used them to help speed the progress, but he was beyond caring. At long last, his cock was getting the attention it so desired.

He picked up the pace and brought his other hand down to massage Hera's ass and circle his tight little hole. He allowed one finger into the hole, whih was still slicked from earlier. Figures that his sex-sleep-and-cat addicted boyfriend would fall asleep in the middle of foreplay. Sadik didn't even want to think about it too much, since he was sure that any deep-thoughts about it would end in a huge blow to his pride.

He groaned lowly with a feral hint to it as he neared the edge. Thrusting his finger in and out of the hole as fast as he could and stroking himself even faster, he reached the edge. Quickly, he pinched the head of his penis, not so hard, but hard enough to stop the oncoming spurts, and removed his finger. Quickly moving his free hand to his balls, he squeezed and let go of the head.

To his delight, one long spurt was released all over Hera's ass. Sadik's fucked up mind couldn't help but smirk possessively at how he had visually marked his boyfriend.

Getting off the bed, he retrieved his camera and snapped a couple shots of his "masterpiece". Then he layed down next to him and let sleep take him over.

And woke the next morning to a rather hard fist to the stomach.

"What the fuck are these and how did you get them?! Why do you have these?! What are you?! Some kind of pedophilic stalker?!" Sadik's wonderful boyfriend screeched at him.

Sadik opened his eyes and looked scared as he realised that some of his favorite photos of Hera were being crinkled and shredded by a livid Hera.

Unfortunately, Sadik was still partially in dreamland so he stupidly said, "Oh, those? I got most of them from Kiku and Elizaveta." He yawned before continuing. "There such good friends, eh?"

Silence followed, in which Sadik fully woke up and realized what he just said.

"WHAT?!" And so Sadik got his ass kicked by, not only his [ex]boyfriend, but his [ex]best friends, who, in turn, had gotten beat up by his [ex]boyfriend.

~ Fin.