Long definition is long. I disclaim Hetalia.

Greek headlock- another word for Cox Knot. An anal sex position where the female sits in the lap of a male (either in a chair or lying down) with her back facing the man in a Reverse Cowgirl position. The woman then leans back against the male's chest & in lifting her legs up towards her shoulders, the male links his arms through the woman's legs & then locks his hands behind her head which pulls & locks the female's legs open & back as far as they will go towards her head, therefore putting the female Spread Eagle in a Full Nelson Headlock (using her legs instead of her arms). Having the female locked in this position gives 100% control of the depth, speed & duration of anal sex act to the male. While it allows the male unrestricted anal penetration, it also offers a clear & impressive view (for a mirror / webcam / friends / ex-husbands) of the relentless ass pounding taking place.

What started out as a simple fight between enemy nations turned into something sexual. The two rivals weren't suprised though. This happened more often than not to the point where they expected it. "They" being Greece and Turkey.

To tell you how the fight started would be wasting time, so I'll just break it down for y'all in simple terms. Turkey complained about Greece's many cats, Greece threatened him with said cats, the convo had somehow drifted to Turkey's being denied to enter the EU, and things went from there. Not simple enough? More simplified version: Turkey no likey cats, Greece no likey Turkey, no Turks in EU, enter fists. Done.

So they went from outside of Greece's house to his bedroom and they were trying out some very impressive kung fu moves. At one point Greece had Turkey in a headlock with his thighs and had flung himself backwards and smashed Turkey into a wall. That was pretty epic. Hmmm... I guess there would be perks with hanging out with a Japanese man...

"What is wrong with ya, ya stupid brat!?"

"Seeing your face is... enough to make... anyone angry... bastard!"

Oh yay. Insults. So, yeah they're fighting, but things start to pick up right... about... Now!

"Da fuq?!" Greece exclaimed as he suddenly found himself in a cox knot. He was nude (they had lost their clothes several minutes ago), his back against an equally nude (not to mention horny) bastard, and, worst of all, he was at his complete mercy. Trukey had a rape face worthy of France and Greece started panicking on the inside.

"When are ya gonna learn, kitten, that I'm always gonna end out on top?" Turkey said with a smirk and then rammed his hard-on into Greece's unprepared ass.

Greece emitted a high-pitched moan, that only dogs and cats could hear. Turkey gave him no time to adjust and straight up ploughed into the poor ass.

On the other side of the room, cloaked in state-of-the-art camo/nosebleed-blocking bodysuits, Japan and Hungary, using state-of-the-art technology, were recording everything. The view they had was absolutely perfect and they didn't have to worry about lighting.

Getting Turkey to agree to this was, surprisingly, easy. The former empire jumped at the chance to force his former charge into submitting to him and, by the looks of it, he as well as Greece was enjoying it.

Greece's moans got louder and more frantic as he neared the edge. Turkey picked up the pace as he got nearer to his own climax. Hungary and Japan just shook their heads in amazement. No one, except Turkey, can get this kind of reaction out the usually stoic nation.

The sudden high-pitched moan, brought the voyeurs out of their thoughts and they tuned back in just in time to witness Turkey shooting a load so large that it spilled out of Greece's ass. Greece was covered in semen, both his and Turkey's, and he looked thoroughly debauched.

The cat-loving nation closed his eyes and passed out. Hungary and Japan took this as a cue to leave and they exited with a thankful nod to Turkey.

~ Fin.