Greek nintendo- A slick way of saying hand job.

"Hey Greece! Dude, check ot this fly new game system thing I got! It's the shit!" A very loud nation said, running up to catch up with the retreating cat-loving nation.

Greece turned around, completely unimpressed by the "Hero" that was America.

"Uhhh... Sure..." Greece said and was promptly dragged off by the young nation to play video games.

Turkey, who had witnessed the confrontation from his seat outside the doors of the UN, decided to follow the two to see what they were up to.

They headed towards the hallway of guestrooms and turned the corner. Turkey was too slow and, when he turned the corner, the duo were gone.

"Son of a biscuit nugget!" Turkey muttered. They could have gone into any of these rooms and, Turkey was sure, so could any nations.

The things that could be happening in any of these rooms, could definitely scar him for life. However, he used to be the Ottoman Empire and he would be damned if he would let something like a few (terribly Allah-awful) mental images deter him from his goal.

Using his deduction skills, he figured that they wouldn't have been able to go into any of the rooms passed rooms twenty (on the right side) or eighty (on the... left... side...) , and, seeing that it was after a meeting, they weren't in any of the first few rooms. Making up his mind, he decided to check the left side towards the middle, thinking that the rooms to the immediate right would be occupied by desperate nations.

Leaning towards the door, he listened in and was greeted with loud thumping and grunts. He wasn't able to tell who the grunting belonged to and, against his better judgement, pressed closer.

"You like this, hmm, Angleterre?" A French accented voice growled out.

Turkey pulled away quickly, not wanting to hear exactly what his buddy* was doing to the poor English nation. when he heard a very familar laugh coming from inside the room that didn't belong to France nor England. Confuzzled, he leaned forward.

"Kesesesesese! Ich bin surprised... er ist able to take... all of us!"

Wait... Why is Prussia there and what did he mean by "all of us?" Turkey's question was answered when a certain Spaniard spoke.

"Si!... Es muy tight!" Spain grunted.

"Shut up and move faster you- oh fuck- wankers!" England demanded. The thumping picked up rapidly and England's voice jumped a few octaves. "Oh yeah right there!"

Turkey raised and eyebrow. England was telling them all to move... and Spain said he was tight... he is able to take all of them... hory sheet! He was getting tripled by them?! Turkey's eyes widened to saucers behind his mask. Part of him wanted to see this, but the other part reminded him of his mission. He decided to leave and stored the information for another day. He could always get together with France and ask him about it.

The next room didn't hold Greece nor America, however a very loud Dane could be heard pounding his Norwegian lover into a couch... a leather couch. A leather couch that was the only leather couch in this hall. A leather couch that Turkey bought specifically for his escapades with Greece. At least he used to...

The next few doors held more horny nations and images he never wanted to think of. Ever. Shaking the images of a vocal Hungarian with her Austrian lover out of his mind, he continued to the next door, albeit apprehensively. Fortunately he finally got the the right door. Unfortunately, what he heard just about ripped him apart.

A grunt, America, followed by a moan, which most definitely belonged to Greece, and lots of squelching sounds were coming from the door.

"Oh god..." Turkey heard Greece murmur. "You shouldn't be so rough."

"Oh. Ummm... like this?"

"Yes. Watch me." Another grunt.

"Heh, funny. This should be easy since I do this kind of thing a lot."

"America... this is completely different... from what you do. Now slowly bring your... hand up and add a little more... pressure."

"I see... wow. Your amazing at this."

"I do this all the time. Now, quickly, jerk it around."

Turkey blinked rapidly as the sounds registered in his brain. Without a second thought, he burst into the room dramtically.

Greece looked at Turkey, completely void of emotions, while America just about pissed his pants. Figuratively, of course, because he's the Hero and heroes don't piss themselves. That, and the fact that he had no pants nor underwear on to be pissed on.

Turkey gaped at the two. "Da fuq?!"

Greece calmly removed his hand from America's cock and signalled for America to do the same to his.

"Way to kill... the mood... bastard." Greece said in a deadpan.

Turkey opened and closed his mouth a few times before sputtering out, "What the hell are ya two doing?"

"I was teaching him... my version of... Nintendo. "

Meanwhile, America had slipped into his pants. Surprisingly calm, he said, "Thanks for teaching me that. Hmmm... you think I could get China to agree to it?"

Greece shrugged. "Maybe. He's pretty naïve... when it comes to sex. You'll most likely... have problems getting... him alone."

Turkey looked back and forth between the two. Facepalming, he said. "First I find out England is getting fucked by the BTT, then witness my glorious keather couh's demise, and now this!?"

America, who had been walking towards the door, skreed to a stop and whipped his head around. "Who is doing what to my momma?!"

Feeling a little devious, Turkey said with feign innocence. "In that room over there, I heard England moaning, most likely in pain, because those three were taking him at the same time! I would of helped the man, but the door was locked and-"

America was already gone and kicking down the door that held his dear mother and his perverted pedophilic rapists.

"What the fuck do you guys think you're doing to my mother?!" The American bellowed. Pulling a bat out of nowhere, he stalked into the room, death clearly showing in eyes.

Multiple doors opened at the noise and Hungary and Japan, cameras out and tissues ready, stood in the doorway happily snapping away.

Turkey closed the door to muffle the cries of agony (BTT) and bafflement (Iggy) coming from the other room.

Greece raised a brow. "Was that necessary?"

Turkey shrugged. "Not really, but I think it will be worth it. I wonder how much Hungary and Japan would charge for copies?"

Greece remained silent and redressed himself.

"Hey what are ya doing?"

"I'm putting my... clothes on, reject."

"Why?!"

"I only came here... to help America... out with his dilemma. Now I'm done, so... I'm leaving. "

"Dilemma?"

Greece nodded seriously. "America has been... wanting to have sex with China... for a while now, but hadn't... the slightest clue... of how to go about it. So I told him... I'd help him out."

"... Can ya help me out?"

"With what?"

"This boner I've had fer a while now..."

Greece sighed. "Fine. Let's play."

~ Fin.

Tada~! Sorry it took so long, but I didn't have any internet access for about a while. Then we got it back but I had to go to my cousins' house, which meant no internet access. Then I went to our house in NJ, which has connection, but I forgot my tablet and laptop so, once again, there was no way for me to type this up... T.T

On another note, did all y'all expect that to happen? Don't ask me why America is in this, because I'll never know. I just saw Nintendo, thought of video games, which reminded me of a fic where America claimed he and Japan liked to play "video games", and then America showed up in this chapter... :/

Once again, the Hentai Duo has made an appearance. I absolutely adore those two as partners in smut. Sometimes, in my mind, Taiwan, South Korea, and/or Hong Kong will join in, with France being the ultimate Boss, and they go on amazing missions. Gods, I have so many headcannons...

On a final note, I absolutely adore BTTxIggy. A lot. Whether it's the Trio annoying Iggy, them possibly breaking their friendships over Iggy, or just plain sharing-is-caring, I freak out and and fist pump a lot. With that being said, I felt the need to add them in the story somehow. Of course now I want to know what happened behind those doors... hmmm... I also love AmeChu to bits and pieces. Which came out of nowhere. Seriously, I went from being a RoChu fan to a RomeChu lover to a NiChu believer to an AmeChu fanatic... I blame 2p... DenNor also needed to be added, in my books, because it is amazing. As for AusHun, I was lost on what other couple I could add in there, just too mess with Turkey's head, and I decided against RoChu, because China is America's, as well as Japan/Porn, because that isn't much fun... So I decided Hungary and Austria would do fine. I'm not really into Het coupling in this fandom.

Ok, I lied. This is the final note. I'm going to finish this soon and, even though I have a gajillion other stories I have to do, I really enjoy doing this kind of thing. That is, the PWP drabblish thing using UD-words as a prompt. What I'm trying to say is, if y'all would like me to do a one- or two-shot of a couple (or triple, quadruple, etc.) like what I did here, drop me a review or PM saying the couple and the word, slang or not, that you want them to define. I'll try to get it done as fast as I can. Let it be known that, depending on the couple, the time it takes to completion may vary. It will, however, be done, should you so choose.

Alright I'm done. Long AN is long.