Greek- A person who has a high taste for OUZO and other hard liquor that you only need one shot to get drunk. They also like to break plates, eat a lot (at least 17 meals a day), and talk a lot and extremely loud. (Say what?)

If one is Greek, their names end in "opoulos" or "idis". (Or ousi...)

Also all Greeks are born with a natural instinct to hate, hunt and kill Turks. (This seriously made me laugh for a few minutes! XD)

(Alright I've had my fun. Here's the definition I'll be using for this chapt)

Anal sex (:D)

"Hey Gupta..." A quiet Greek spoke to his even quieter older brother.

He and his Egyptian brother were sitting on their porch, watching the sun go down. Their mothers were in the kitchen cleaning up the dishes and the boys had decided to watch the sky change with their cats.

Gupta said nothing, but Heracles knew he was listening.

"What about being... Greek is so bad?" The seven year old asked, looking at Gupta with big innocent eyes.

Gupta was silent, but raised an eyebrow at his brother.

Hugging one of their many cats closer to him, Heracles spoke hesitantly. "The big kids in school... make fun of me a lot. They say that... it's 'cause I'm Greek. But why is... that bad?"

Gupta, unfortunately, had no answer for him. Heracles went to sleep a few minutes later and Gupta was left to ponder the best way to torture the bullies.

~The following week~

"Hey Gupta..." A quiet Greek spoke to his even quieter older brother.

He and his Egyptian brother were sitting on their porch, watching the sun go down. Their mothers were in the kitchen cleaning up the dishes and the boys had decided to watch the sky change with their cats.

Gupta said nothing, but couldn't help but feel a sense of deja vú.

"What's... what's 'taking it up the ass" mean?" The seven year old asked, looking at Gupta with big innocent eyes.

Gupta sputtered in shock and looked at his brother with wide eyes. He was so shocked that he spoke. "Where did you hear that?!"

"From the big kids... at school." He said matter of factly. "I asked mother what... to do when mean kids... make fun of me and she said... to talk to them and... ask them why. So I did and they said... that being Greek... means I like taking... it up the ass."

Gupta looked shocked and couldn't get a word out even if he tried.

Heracles, realizing his brother wasn't going to say anything, went to go find momma.

The next day, Gupta made sure to put a stop the bullying, which Heracles was very thankful for, however, the Greek never did find out what "taking it up the ass" meant, at least, not until much later.

~Ten years later~

Heracles keened and arched his back as his Turkish boyfriend finally hit his prostate with his fingers. Up until this point, he had never been one to "take it up the ass" mostly because of his memories of the terrible bullies who made it out to be such a horrible thing for a boy to do. However, there was only so much a girl can do in bed and, ever since he found out what the slang term Greek meant, he couldn't help but wonder what the whole ruckus was about.

Now, as his boyfriend stretched and caressed his insides, he found himself wondering why he hadn't been doing this in the first place. He wasn't required to do any work, and, despite the dull pain when the fingers first entered, he found the pleasure exhilarating. Dimly, he wondered if this was how females felt during sex, but quickly dismissed that thought, for there was no way he was going to compare himself to a girl! He will, however, admit to enjoying not being the one in control and the man hovering above him and peppering his neck and jaw with searing kisses was enjoying this all too much. It was a win-win situation.

Once again, his back arched and all coherent thoughts vanished as bolts of pleasure pulsed throughout his body.

"S-Sadik!" The Greek said, trying to warn the other of his impending orgasm. However it was no use for his vision blurred as his body was racked from he most powerful orgasm he's ever felt.

So out of it that he didn't even feel the fingers slip out of his orifice nor did he feel a larger, blunt object ease it's way past the ring of muscles.

It wasn't until it was fully sheathed that the Greek became aware of it. Above him, Sadik looked down at his lover to make sure he was alright. Heracles opened his eyes and looked into the unmasked eyes of Sadik. Wrapping his legs around the mans waist and clutching his broad shoulders, he gently nudged the cock deeper inside of him, spurring the Turk into slow, but steady movements.

After a few moments, Sadik picked up his pace until he was pounding the greek man below him. He slowed only for a moment to find the prostrate and, once it was found, he continued with his brutal pace.

Heracles moaned and bucked his hips in time with the thrusts. Sadik ran a hand down the Greek's abs, tweaking a nipple just to get the delicious whine out his boyfriend, until they reached Hera's member. He stroked it in time with his thrusts and, in less than four more hard thrusts, had the Greek coming for a third time this session. It was painfully obvious that Hera was not used to foreplay nor anal stimulation. Not that Sadik minded. If anything it made him feel all the nore superior.

Nonetheless, Hera's orgasm caused him to clench around Sadik's cock and, with a few more desperate thrusts, Sadik came to, spewing the sticky substance inside Hera's hot cavern. He thrusted a few more times, riding the orgasm out, before pulling out of Hera and collasping besides him.

A few moments of pleasent silence passed before it was broken by a boyfriend who wanted his ego stroked. "So, how was that fer yer first time?"

Heracles, knowing what his boyfriend was trying to do, decided to indulge him. Kissing him on his stubble covered jaw, he whispered. "So amazing. I forgot who I was and... where I was for a... few moments there."

Sadik smirked, feeling like a boss, until Heracles decided to bring his ego down a little.

"I could do without... all the sweat, though. Go take a shower. You reek."

~ Fin.

Have I ever mentioned my headcanon with Egypt, Greece, and their mothers? I have? Good. So let me just elaborate a tad. When Hera says mother, he means Ancient Egypt and when he says momma, he's talking about Ancient Greece. However, Gupta calls Ancient Greece mother and Ancient Egypt momma.

As for the Hera not wanting to do any of the work and Sadik with his sweat thing, I think we all know about the polls and how they ranked and why. *smiles*

Finally, only one more chapter, as well as a special extra, to go begore this thing is O-VAH! This will be the first ever story I finished! Ever! I can't believe it's almost done. I can't believe I stuck it out this far. And, most importantly, I can't believe it's not butter...