Grecian waterfall- When a female is wasted and vomiting profusley while holding on to the toilet, the male holds her hair back while penetrating her anus with his penis from behind.
Mei had a small dilemma, made major by a very annoying Korean.
"Oh no! I've lost them!" By "them" she meant a Turk named Sadik and his Greek boyfriend, Heracles.
"Nonsense! We haven't lost them, daze!" Her companion, Im Yong, said with a bright smile on his face.
They were currently at a party, hosted by the Bad Touch Trio, and, about 30 minutes prior, had been cornered, with Karou, by the Hentai Duo. Kiku and Elizaveta had given them a very important mission, one that would, if completed, ensured them a permanent spot in the Hentai club, changing the "Hentai Duo" to the "Hentai Quintet". Mei had been dreaming of this ever since she entered Hetalia Acadamey a year ago, so of course she agreed. Im Yong was all for it and it only took a few moments to get Karou onboard.
The mission itself sounded easy enough. First objective, help Sadik and Heracles out by preventing Gupta, Heracles' older brother, from ruining their date. Second, take as many pictures/footage as you can. Third, don't get caught. Simple right? Three people stopping one person from crashing a date and getting photos of the couple with no one the wiser. Not so hard, right? Well, apparently, they were completely wrong.
Not even five minutes after the had accepted the mission, that they ran into some issues. There were so many people, that they constantly kept losing sight of their prey. So, after being scared shitless when Gupta almost caught the two together (Sadik had managed to slip into the crowd mere milliseconds before Gupta arrived) they decided to split up, one person keeping an eye on Gupta and two shadowing the couple. Karou volunteered to go after Gupta ("I, like, do this all the, like, time to Yao.") which left her and Im Yong with Sadik and Heracles.
Still shouldn't be so hard, and it wasn't. At least, not until Yao came bursting through the kitchen doors with delicious Chinese snacks and finger foods. They tried to stay strong, but their cousin was gifted in the art of fine cooking and, before they knew it, they found themselves munching happily, along with 50 others, on the delicious treats. They would have been embarrassed, had they not seen Kiku practically shove poor Feliciano out of the way to get to the pickled salmons or Karou swing from a beam onto the center of the table and karate kick the food towards him and away from everyone else. Damn Yao and his addicting food. Even Alfred and had put down his burger to grab a... nother burger?
Mei had nudged Im Yong, Karou, and Kiku and pointed out how close the American was getting to their beloved, but bossy, cousin/brother. I mean, who else would insist Yao make burgers? However, there was no way Yao would make such greasy and fattening... shit unless... they didn't even want to think about it.
Thinking fast, and letting their possessiveness take over, they had flung their chopsticks/forks, at lightning speed, into Alfred' s eyes. Unfortunately, for them, his glasses stopped the utensils and broke. A piece of glass sliced him above the eye pretty good and Yao, being the nurturer that he is, had taken Alfred to the bathroom. Alone.
The asians cursed themselves for possibly aiding Alfred in the stealing of Yao's virtue and innocence. Then they cursed again when they found that the Mediterranean Trio were completely gone. That was when everything had gone down the drain.
Kiku had disappeared, like a ninja, leaving the three to somehow find them. Karou had ran off to find the silent Egyptian. Which brings us to our current spot.
Mei looked everywhere and couldn't even catch a glimpse of Sadik or Heracles.
"Mei, relax! Detectives oringinated in Korea, daze!" Im Yong stated, standing tall and proud.
Mei growled lightly. "Now is not the time for your stupid egotistic-"
"Look! Mei, over there, daze!" Im Yong gestured wildly at a few cats were hanging out by the bathroom door.
She gave him a deadstare. "Okay, cute kittens are not going to help us in this situation."
I'm Yong grinned at her. "Ah, but they do! Cats always follow Hera, right, daze?"
Mei's eyes widened as she realised what he was getting to. Quickly running over to the door she went to open it, but was stopped.
"Mei! This is the boys bathroom! You can't go in there, daze." Im Yong said.
Mei rolled her eyes and opened the door. The sight that greeted her had her thanking every deity she could think of, recoiling in disgust and burning in desire.
Heracles was bent over the toilet and, from the horrible retching sounds that came from him, was vomiting. A huge turn off, or, at least, it should be. However, there was Sadik pounding away merrily into Hera's ass, much to said Greek's chagrin.
Mei immediately set up an inconspicous camera to the wall and focused it on the two. She got ready to watch when Im Yong shoved her out of the bathroom.
Before she could get a chance to argue, she spotted Gupta heading towards the toilets.
Assuming Karou had warned Im Yong of Gupta's fast approach, Mei quickly came up with a plausible story to keep Gupta away from this particular bathroom.
~Gupta POV... sorta~
Gupta knew something was up the second he witnessed Kiku and Elizaveta pull Mei, Im Yong, and Karou to the side. His inuition was proven right when he found himself under the watchful gaze of he latter three. Figuring that this had something to do with his brother, he had melted into the shadows when they weren't looking, thus making it impossible for them to see him. Sure enough, he caught them staring at Hera almost inconspicously. He tried to see exactly what had them watching Heracles, but was intercepted by that Hungarian girl, the one who had grown up thinking she was a guy.
She had struck up a conversation, one that was mostly onesided, and it had struck Gupta odd that she woukd speak to him seeing that they hadn't spoken to each other in almost a decade. Looking around he noticed that his brother, as well as two of the three stalkers-in-training, were gone. When Elizaveta "casually" brought the subject of Sadik, Hera's exboyfriend whom Gupta (as well as their mothers) had forbidden him from seeing, it clicked. Heracled was hanging out with Sadik, again, and this whole thing was just them trying to get material for their perverted needs off the two. So Gupta had left.
He started keeping an eye on his brother, but had gotten side tracked by Yao's food, and promptly lost track of him. With the help of Aleksander and Vladimir, he was able to pinpoint his location. The location that was currently being blocked by Mei.
He simply looked at her and waited for her to move.
"Sorry, this bathroom is unavailabe due to plumbing and-" A loud retching sound came from inside.
Gupta's eyes narrowed slightly. "My brother is in there vomiting. Let me through. Now."
Chuckling nervously, she responded. "Hera is fine. Im is in there checking up on him." A grunt, definitely belong to Sadik, was heard.
Gupta let a small hiss go through his lips. "That bastard is in there."
Mei paled slightly. Deciding to play it safe she said. "So?"
"I know you know how I feel about him being near my brother."
Mei shrugged, pulling an air of nonchalance. "Please. I highly doubt Sadik would even think of trying anything with your brother. He's too afraid of your mothers and you. Besides," she added. "Im Yong is in there, and I highly doubt Sadik would try anything with him in there and Hera throwing up."
Gupta nodded at the logic and sighed. "Can you at least move aside, so I could talk to him?"
Mei, being used to stoic unemotional people, saw through Gupta's monotone and immediately felt guilty for stopping him from aiding his brother. However, the door opened and out came Sadik, allowing Mei to feel a little less guilty.
Gupta glared at him and Sadik glared back, but ony for a moment, before leaving. Mei could only hope that the dim lights would hide the smug "I-just-got-laid" look he was sporting as he left.
Mei stepped aside and allowed the brother entramce, hoping Heracles looked decent enough. A few minutes later, Gupta came out woth a sleepy and sick looking Hera leaning on his shoulders. Giving a nod and thanking Im Yong for being their for him, they left. As they were leaving, Sadik passed by Hera's side and gave his hand a small squeeze, in which the Greek returned. They both had a small smile gracing their faces.
Mei saw movement out of the corner of her eye and saw Karou snap a couple of pictures of the small moment. Then the brothers were out the door and the three Asians were sighing in relief. Spotting Kiku and Elizaveta, they made their way over, fingers crossed and praying that they passed.
~ Fin.
So this is the second to last chapter. The next one is actually a bonus one because, if y'all recall, I ony said I had chosen ten words/phrases to define. However, I found this other phrase and I just had to add that to my checklist. So yay for you guys.
I decided that I was going to end the real story with Sadik and Hera defying Gupta without any, major, consequences. So ends the struggle between Sadik and Hera. Sorry it's not a full lemon, but, seriously, do you guys really want me to go inti detail on this subject? I didn't think so. howeer, I was able to throw in some Asian goodness! So, I feel pretty good.
Yay, more head canon schtuff. Alright, I have brought in the rest of the (major) Asians. I'll simplify how this works, Yao is Karou's older brother. Mei is Lien's (Vietnam's) younger half-sister. They are cousins with Yao and Karou. Kiku is Mei, Yao, and Karou's cousin, but not Lien's. Im Yong is Yao and Karou's cousin, but not Kiku's nor Mei's. Chöden (my name for Tibet), Kasem (Thailand), and Chao (Macau. I like names that start with 'Ch'...) are Yao and Karou's brothers. Kasem is older than Karou, but younger then Yao (obviously) and the other two are younger. Chuluun (Mongolia) was adopted and is a few years older than Yao. Ki Nam (N. Korea) is currently at a private boarding school, but he remains in touch with his younger twin. Maybe, one day, I'll write a story or one shot or something going into more detail about the Asian family... maybe.
On a final note, Aleksander is Bulgaria and Vladimir, is Romania. Egypt needs some friends and why not Alek and Vlad, who shared the same fate as he in my headcannon... *evil smirk* One word: Backstory. Meh... so many things to write down that I won't!
Sorry for the mistakes. It's one in the morning and I've been up since five yesterday morning after going to bed at three that very same morning. I'm trying to catch most of them, but there are probably a lot that I missed so sorry.