"Arashi!" Sasori yelled, opening the door to her room. She didn't meet his eyes, too engrossed in the herbs she was working on. "Where's Deidara?" the redhead demanded. "Sleeping," Arashi replied. Sasori quickly glanced at the clock, "Sleeping!? It's seven thirty!" She turned to glare at the puppet, "He likes to sleep in."
Grumbling to himself, Sasori exited the medic's room and stomped into Deidara's. The blonde was slumbering, drool leaking out of all three of his mouths. Ew. Not wanting to touch the… thing, Sasori unbuttoned his cloak and wrapped his stomach coils around Deidara's leg. The puppeteer pulled his partner out of his bed and slammed him to the floor. He was awake in an instant, "What? Sasori, hmm! What the hell was that for?"
Pulling his cloak back on, Sasori answered, "Mission. Pein's office now." Deidara cursed at Sasori under his breath as his partner left his room. "Might as well get dressed … hmm."
Arashi was getting quite irritated at her partner's obnoxious snoring. She slammed a hand on her desk, "Kawauso! Get up already!" The otter blinked his golden eyes open, "Nng… Quit your yelling woman…" Kawauso stumbled to his feet and yawned. "Too early for you to get mad at me… I'm getting something to eat."
A few minutes after the otter left, Deidara entered her room. "Hey," he greeted. She looked over towards him and smiled, "What's up?" Deidara yawned slightly, "Eh, another mission, hmm. Kidnapping." Arashi raised an eyebrow. Usually their missions were scroll retrievals or assassinations. But kidnapping? That's a new one. "How long will you be gone for?" Deidara shrugged his answer, "I'm leaving pretty soon so…"
"So what?" Deidara blushed slightly, "Well I thought you were going to get all clingy, hmm." Arashi rolled her eyes, "Oh please, I'm over that." Deidara muttered something and left.
About twenty minutes later, he had Arashi crushing him in a hug. Deidara tried his best to look annoyed, but he actually was enjoying this. "Let go. This is an important mission, hmm." Arashi reluctantly released him, "Don't do anything stupid." Deidara rolled his eyes, "Oh, please, hmm." Arashi followed her boyfriend out of his room.
Sasori and Pein were waiting impatiently. "You're late," Sasori stated from inside his puppet, Hiruko. "Don't let me down on this mission," Pein ordered, "It's the first time we really make our appearance." Deidara nodded, "Well then, let's get going then, hmm." Sasori began dragging himself towards the exit, the sculptor following close behind.
"… You're going to freak out for the next few days, aren't you?" Pein inquired. Arashi smiled and nodded. The leader sighed, "Where is Konan? I need a massage."
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"HIDAN! How long has it been now!?"
"I don't know, bitch! Uh… Three days?" Hidan replied. Arashi groaned. "Sunagakure isn't close by," Kakuzu reminded Arashi, "It will take awhile." Arashi grumbled to herself. "Geez, lighten up," Hidan said, "It's just a f-cking mission." Arashi continued to fidget. Hidan rolled his eyes and scooped her into his arms. "We're going to my room." She didn't struggle as her boyfriend carried her out of the living room.
He sat on his bed and pulled her closer. "So… what's this about getting to first base?" Arashi blushed, "Well… I uh…" she averted her eyes. Hidan smirked and leaned closer. Arashi pulled away, he blush deepening. The Jashinist frowned, "What's the matter?" The Fenikkusu giggled nervously, "Well, nothing, I…" the next second, she was pinned to the bed.
"Hidan, w-"His lips were against hers before she could yell at him. Thank Jashin. 'Ugh, fine. Whatever.' Arashi thought to herself. It wasn't long before his tongue poked its way into her mouth. Hidan was a good kisser… Even better than Deidara. After a few moments, Arashi decided that he was a way better kisser. Hidan broke away for air before latching their lips together once more. Arashi could feel her body temperature quickly rising. With her hand grabbing his shoulder, she could feel Hidan warming up as well beneath his cloak. She grabbed the hem of his cloak and began to-
"Hey, Arashi-chan! Leader says we have to- OH MY GOD!" Tobi shrieked. Immediately, they pulled away from each other. "Tobi's eyes! They burn!" the masked nin squeaked. "T-Tobi!" Hidan yelled, "Can't you knock you bastard!?" Tobi screamed and ran while yelling, "LIVING ROOM!" Hidan muttered something and crawled off of Arashi. He heard a giggle and whirled around to glare at her, "What now bitch?" She smiled, "You're redder than Sasori's head." The blush deepened, "Well… Uh. Whatever! Let's go!" He grabbed her arm and pulled her off the bed.
When they arrived in the living room, all the members were staring. Pein was blabbing on about something important, but the criminals weren't paying attention. As usual. The leader turned towards the newcomers. "Ah, Arashi, Hidan. We will begin soon. Arashi, remember how I trained you?" Arashi had already begun to ignore him, "Huh? What? Oh yeah, sure. Whatever."
Pein nodded, "Okay, we will be starting the process now. Assemble." He closed his eyes and created a hand sign. The rest of the members did the same. Drawing a long breath, Arashi concentrated as well. Moments later, her hologram appeared on top of a giant pinky finger, next to Kisame. It was dark, and the statue behind her didn't make the setting any better, the whole scene was rather creepy. And Kawauso was also the only one in the Akatsuki base now. Oh dear god.
Deidara and Sasori were at the cave entrance, along with an unconscious red head. Oh, and Deidara only had one arm. "AAAGH!" Arashi screeched. "DEIDARA YOU IDIOT! I told you not to do anything stupid!" Deidara cocked his head, "What?" She pointed at his missing limb. "YOUR ARM! What happed to you're arm!?"
"Oh that, hmm?" he glanced at his wound, "Doesn't hurt." Arashi scowled, "Damn you! If I weren't a hologram I'd-"That's enough!" Pein ordered, "We'll deal with this matter later. Now assume your positions." Deidara and Sasori jumped on to their assigned fingers. Arashi gave her boyfriend another death glare before readying herself for the process.
She began concentrating as soon as Leader said, "Begin." All the members were transferring their chakra into the statue, just like her. Blue energy leaked from the giant structure's mouth and gradually encased the red headed boy. It was going to take three days, Leader had said. Great. Slowly, the read head rose off the ground, suspended by the Akatsuki's chakra. The boy's eyes and mouth opened wide, and orange energy leaked out. Ew. But Arashi hadn't prepared herself for what would happen next.
He started moaning. In pain. No one had actually told her that the target would be in pain! (Does anyone get 'in pain' out of context? … In Pein? Huh? Funny? Sexual? … No?) Arashi was stunned by this, causing her to break her concentration for a moment. The blue energy fizzled for a moment before Arashi regained her concentration. A few members spared her a glance before returning to business. "You okay?" Kisame asked. She shivered a little, "Y-yeah. Fine." Kisame nodded and focused on the boy in pain.
The jinchuriki. Naruto, the boy who had attacked her, was a jinchuriki as well. So she should get pissed. But this wasn't Naruto. Arashi hadn't even laid eyes on this boy until now. Being a medic, it was her instinct to help people in pain. But she couldn't that would be disobeying orders.
She was a medic, but she was also a medic of an evil organization. That hurt/killed people. And enjoyed it. Ugh, whatever… Just forget about it, she told herself.
But during those three long days, the thought haunted her.
Finally, during the third day, the process ended and a pupil formed in the eye that was now wide open. The jinchuriki flopped to the ground. It was obvious that he was no longer alive. And it was her fault… Partially. "It is done, good job," Pein said. Arashi stole a glance at Itachi and Kisame, who had fought Konoha ninja in order for the process to continue.
And now those ninja were outside, waiting for them. So that they could kill them. Leader ordered Deidara and Sasori to take care of them. She bit her lip as he eyes traveled to Deidara's missing arm. Arashi was only partially listening to the conversations taking place. Deidara wanted to know more about the jinchuriki… 'Hmph, ask me,' Arashi thought, 'the jinchurki's a completely asshole.'
Deidara scowled at Itachi's answer and leaped off the stone finger. The members were beginning to return to their bodies, and soon it was only Arashi left. "Hey," she called out to Deidara. He glanced up at her. "Don't mess this up," she ordered. Deidara chuckled, "Why are you telling me this?" She glared at him, "I don't know. For some reason, you always do something wrong."
Arashi broke her concentration before Deidara could say anything. Only instead of reappearing in the Akatsuki living room, she was on the floor. The rock floor that was cold. Arashi moaned in pain. "What the hell? What happened?" someone asked. "It was her first time, I think she's exhausted," a calmer voice answered. Pein… And Hidan.
Hidan scooped her into her arms, "Well whatever." She was carried to her room and onto her bed. Hidan gently kissed her forehead before leaving the room. Maybe if he was lucky, Deidara would die on this mission.
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"Well look who came crawling back." Arashi moaned and blinked her eyes open. "Yeah, yeah." Someone else mumbled. Arashi glanced out her window. Dark. It felt as this she'd slept for at least an entire day. Groaning, she slumped back down on her bed. Her entire sleep had been ridden with nightmares, although she couldn't remember any of them. Lots of running, and screaming… and blood. And dead guys.
She shivered, her head suddenly aching. "Where's Kakuzu…hmm?" The 'hmm' was enough to get Arashi out of her bed and on her feet. She bolted out of the room, slammed open the door and tackled Deidara to the ground. She was about to shower him with kisses when she realized he had no arms. She stared at him.
"Uh… I can explain, hmm!" Deidara said, desperately tried to defend himself. No good. "YOU IDIOT!" Arashi screeched. "I can't believe you… ARGH." She grabbed his shoulders and slammed his head against the floor. Itachi observed this with a mildly amused expression. "You're hurting him because he hurt himself?" the Uchiha asked.
"Yeah, what's it to you?" Arashi retorted, not peeling her eyes off of her victim. Itachi shook his head, "That makes no sense but whatever." And he walked away. Arashi sighed, finally releasing Deidara from her death grip. "Ow," Deidara moaned, "You hit me too hard… And I can't rub my head, hmm." Arashi sighed and gently rubbed her boyfriend's scalp.
"I can't believe you…" she muttered, helping him up. Deidara frowned, "It's not my fault." Arashi rolled her eyes, "Well, come on. You were looking for Kakuzu?" Deidara nodded, and they began to walk towards the miser's room. "Does it hurt?" Arashi whispered. Deidara shrugged, "It's okay, hmm." She smirked and elbowed his ribs, "Idiot."
She opened the door to Kakuzu's room, "Hey! Kakuzu, Deidara's here!" The stitched man walked to the door. "Come in," he ordered, "I've got your arms." Deidara stepped inside and Arashi cautiously followed him. "Why do you have his arms?" she asked cautiously. Kakuzu stared at her, "I'm going to reattach them." Arashi's mouth fell open, "What? Really?" Kakuzu nodded.
She crushed him in a hug, "Thank you~" Kakuzu blinked. "We're hugging." Arashi giggled, "Yes, I know." The banker groaned and tried to pry Arashi off of him. She whined and tightened her grip. "Arashi, we're still hugging." When Arashi whined again, he added, "I'm a ninety-one year old man!" With that, she jumped away from Kakuzu, "Ew! Old man germs!" she wiped her hands on Deidara.
"Now then, can we begin now?" Kakuzu picked up Deidara's new arm, which was mouth less at the moment. "You're going to help, correct?" Kakuzu questioned. Arashi cocked her head, "Uh… Okay? What am I doing?" Kakuzu motioned for Deidara to take a seat. He nervously sat down, Kakuzu placing his arm next to him. "Now I'll just sew it back on," he explained. "You can do that?" Arashi asked. "Of course," Kakuzu said, "Now this may hurt a bit…"
Deidara gulped. Kakuzu picked up the arm and placed it on Deidara's armless stump. "Hold still," Kakuzu ordered. "Arashi, over here." She slowly approached the much older man. Black threads slithered out of Kakuzu's cloak. Deidara flinched. Oh god, tentacle rape! Instead of… you get the point, the threads weaved into Deidara's skin, connecting the new arm to his body.
Kakuzu nodded to Arashi, her cue. Arashi placed both of her hands near Deidara's arm that was slightly bleeding and pumped her chakra into the wound. The skin knit together with the help of Kakuzu's stitches. Finally, the arm was completely reattached. Deidara waved it around a little, just to be safe. "He'll add the mouth on later," Kakuzu explained, "Moving on." The other arm, with a mouth on it, was placed in his other armless stump. They repeated the process and Deidara had both of his arms back again.
(Note: I'm not sure which arm had a mouth and which didn't, so just pretend I know.)
Arashi squeaked with glee, crushed Kakuzu in a quick hug, and moved onto Deidara. "Please do not get all romantic here," Kakuzu pleaded. She stuck her tongue out at him and dragged Deidara out into the hallway. She noticed something odd about one of Deidara's arms and tapped it, "Wood?" she asked. Deidara nodded, "Yeah, from… Sasori's … workshop." His voice faltered.
"… Hey, where's Sasori?" Arashi asked, "I haven't given him his welcome back hug." Deidara remained silent, "Uh… We should be in the living room by now…hmm." Arashi stopped him, forcing him to look at her. "Where's Sasori?" she asked, a hint of worry in her eyes. Deidara sighed.
"He's dead," Hidan answered, suddenly behind her. Arashi whirled around to face him, "Wh-what?"
"Some Leaf kunoichi and an old hag got him when we separated, hmm," Deidara said. Hidan nodded solemnly. She blinked slowly, thoughts flashing back to the two people that had captured her. Deidara and…
She broke down, sobbing into Hidan's bare (sexy) chest. He sighed, gently rubbing her back. "Why are all the women the only one's getting emotional?" Deidara rolled his eyes at his rival and walked towards Arashi. "We're having his funeral, hmm." She continued to sob. "Uh… He had a good life?"
"You're not helping dumbass," Hidan hissed. "Konan's crying in her room, and Leader said that he gave her comfort food. We should bring her there." Deidara nodded and the two dragged Arashi to Konan's room.
And Konan was indeed sobbing, her makeup running down her tear stained cheeks. Chocolate ice cream and other sugary sweets littered the room, and Pein was in a corner. "Her too?" he asked. Hidan and Deidara nodded, plopping Arashi on the bed. "Kona…?" she choked. "Ara?" the blue haired woman answered. Then the two were hugging, crying on each other.
"I think they'll be preoccupied for a while," Pein stated, "Come on." They left the women alone to cry and eat excessive amounts of sweets. "Why?" Arashi demanded, "Why, why, why?" Konan pat her shoulder gently, wiping an escaping tear. "It's okay…" Arashi continued her little rant. "I hate those stupid Konoha shinobi!" she said, "They think we're evil-""We are," Konan said. Arashi ignored her. "And yet they do terrible things to us! It makes me so…" she couldn't finish her sentence as more tears flowed.
They fell silent, shoving chocolates into their mouths. "Konan," Arashi whispered, setting the sweets done. She paused and looked at her. Arashi hugged her knees, "I'm scared…" she wiped her wet cheek. Konan scooted closer. "There's nothing to be afraid of." Arashi sniffled, "But… Who will be next?" Konan sighed, "Arashi, no one will be next." She smiled and grabbed her hand, "Come on, the funeral's starting soon."
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It was a pretty nice funeral, actually. The night was clear and the stars shone above. In order to distract herself from Sasori's body that was being carried it, Arashi glanced at the other tombstones. She gently pulled on Kakuzu's sleeve in order to get his attention. "Hey, who are… were those guys?" she asked. "Oh, my old partners," he replied. "What happened to them?" Kakuzu shrugged, "I killed them."
Arashi decided it was a good time to move away.
As soon as Sasori was in his coffin underneath the ground, Pein cleared his throat. "Let us not put Sasori's sacrifice to waste. We still have more jinchuriki to collect. Hidan, Kakuzu, except to depart soon." Kakuzu nodded, and Hidan looked very excited. The criminals began to make their way back into the base. "Wait," Arashi pulled on Leader's sleeve. "Someone just died and you're sending more people out so soon?"
"Many people in this organization have died," Pein stated. "Oh yeah? Who?" Arashi demanded. He gestured to Kakuzu's old partners and walked back to the base. That left Arashi alone. "Maybe I'll stay outside longer…" she mumbled to herself and trekked towards the forest.
The earthy scent relaxed her at once, clearing her mind. She found a large boulder to sit on and tilted her head up to the sky. A smile formed on her lips.
Arashi.
She yelped and fell to the ground. "Ack! Oh god, I'm hearing voices! Iji was right, I am going insane!" she cried.
… Are you done yet? It's me, Pein.
"You're a voice in my head?"
… The ring that you wear allows me to communicate with you.
"So why are you talking to me?"
I need to inform you that you will be transporting Hidan and Kakuzu to the various places they will go on their mission.
"What am I? A trolley?"
Yes. Now head back to the base.
"Tch. Fine," she mumbled and got off of her rock. "When exactly are we leaving?"
That is Kakuzu's decision.
"… Can all the members communicate like this?"
No. Only me.
Hiii Arashi!
"Konan!"
What the? KONAN stop doing that!
Pein, quit being so cranky.
Quit using the communication lines!
Ugh, whatever. Take more Advil.
Fine. And give me a massage. I'm feeling tense.
Massage yourself.
"I got an idea. How about both of you quit using my head as your personal telephone," Arashi said as she opened the doors.
Fine, fine. Konan, let's go.
Almost as soon as she was inside, Arashi bumped into a very distressed looking Deidara. He grabbed her shoulders. "Arashi, you have to help me, hmm." Immediately worried, she asked, "What is it?"
"My new partner… He's… He's…"
"DEIDARA-SEMPAI~!"
Her frown twisted into a smile. "Tobi's finally in the Akatsuki now, is he?" Deidara nodded, "And we won't leave me alone, hmm!"
"Sempai! Where are you? Tobi's looking for you like the good boy he is!" Tobi called.
"HE'S OVER HERE TOBI!" Arashi called. Deidara paled, "Wait! Why'd you do that?"
"SEMPAI!" Tobi appeared out of no where and tackled Deidara to the ground. "Tobi was wondering if you would give him an art lesson!" the masked ninja said happily. "No!" Deidara growled, "Idiots like you can't understand art! Hmm!"
"… But Tobi isn't an idiot…"
"Yes he is! Now get the hell off of me!" Deidara roared. "Be nice, Deidara," Arashi ordered, pulling the two to their feet. "Arashi-chan! Do you like Tobi's cloak?" the newest member asked, twirling a little to show off. "Yes, it looks very nice on you. Now go give him an art lesson Deidara."
Deidara crossed his arms, "No way, hmm." She glared at him. "Deidara…" she warned with venom in her voice. Deidara sighed, "Come on, Tobi." He began walking in the direction of his room, Tobi bouncing after him.
Arashi smiled. Now, who else should she annoy? With her mind made up, she skipped over to Hidan's room. Without knocking, of course, she bashed the door down and glomped Hidan, pinning him to the ground.
"Hidan! Wait… Zetsu?"
Zetsu squirmed beneath her, "Wrong room you idiot! Do you mind getting off me?" Arashi crawled off of him. "Hidan's in the basement, doing some creepy shit."
"We have a basement?"
Zetsu nodded. Arashi pouted, "Well then…"
"Do you wanna get off of me?"
Arashi climbed off of Zetsu. "So… You eat people, huh?" the plant man nodded. She shrugged and skipped off to prevent Deidara from strangling Tobi.
When she arrived, however, she was a tad late. "TOBI! YOU IDIOT, HMM."
"Tobi is sorry! Tobi will be a good boy!"
"I MADE THAT SCULPTURE FOR ARA…shi…" he glanced up at Arashi and loosened his grip on Tobi's throat. "Uh… Hey…" Tobi wriggled out of Deidara's arms and raced out the door, "Tobi doesn't wanna see you two make out!" Deidara growled at him.
"Sculpture?" Arashi asked. "Yeah…But Tobi broke it, hmm." He gestured towards the shattered pieces. Arashi sighed and hugged him, "It's the thought that counts." Deidara returned the hug and gently kissed her forehead. Arashi yawned. "I'm going to bed," she announced. "Good night then, hmm."
And Arashi flopped onto Deidara's bed and crawled under the covers. "What?" Deidara got to his feet. Arashi yawned again, "I'm sleeping here." Shrugging, the sculptor crawled under the covers next to her. Arashi sighed contently and snuggled into his arms.
They were silent for the longest time until Deidara spoke up. "Hey, Arashi?" She groaned, "What?" He was silent again for a while. "Who do you love more, hmm?"
Arashi frowned at his question. "For the final time, I love you both." Deidara held her closer, "But you're going to have to choose, hmm." She hissed angrily at him, "No."
"Why?" he asked. Ugh, he was so annoying. She looked up to face him. "What if I loved Hidan more?" Deidara flinched, "Do you?" Arashi blinked, "No!"
"You love me more, hmm?"
Arashi growled and buried her face in his chest. "I can't dump either one of you or I'll screw up your life," she explained. "And I don't even know why both of you like me…"
"Why?" Deidara asked. She sighed, "I'm ugly," Deidara was about to protest, but she continued, "I have stupid pointy teeth, my hair's messy. I'm as flat as hell." Deidara blushed slightly. "I'm a major treehugger. I can transform to five monsters, I speak to animals, and I grew up with animals. And I eat out of garbage cans."
"That's a long list, hmm." Arashi sniffled, "Don't rub it in." He chuckled and tilted her chin up so she was looking into his eyes. "But what about reasons to love you instead of reason to not love you?" She squirmed out of his grip. "There is no 'Reasons to love Arashi' list. It's blank."
"Not for me, hmm."
"Whatever. I don't really care about my looks anyway." She turned her back to him "Now shut up and go to sleep."
In a few moments, Deidara had fallen asleep, but his questions kept Arashi wide awake. Who did she love more? Deidara or Hidan. … Or who did she hate more? Arashi growled and forcefully shut her eyes.
More importantly, who would be the next one to die?
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It was a few days before Hidan and Kakuzu would leave.
She was bored. And when Arashi was bored, she usually annoyed people. But who to annoy?
"LEADER-SAN!"
Pein inwardly groaned as Arashi opened the door to the office. "What, Arashi?" She skipped over to his desk and sat in the chair. "You should take Konan on a date!"
He glared at her, "You're not in charge of me." She pouted, "Oh come on! You're way too stressed out; you need to get away from all of us." He continued to glare. "...Fine," he finally said, rising out of his seat. He pressed the button in order to call a meeting.
She followed him out of the office and into the living room, where the Akatsuki had already gathered. Arashi sat next to Hidan on the couch. "Alright everyone," Pein mumbled, "Konan and I are leaving, so don't do anything stupid while we're gone." He grabbed Konan's hand and pulled her outside.
They were silent until the door slammed shut. "Kisame!" Hidan shouted, "Get the drinks!" Kisame jumped to his feet and dashed out of the room. "I'll get some food, hmm," Deidara announced. "Are we having a party?" Kawauso asked.
"Hell yeah!" Hidan replied. "Leader's gone, and we can do whatever we want!" Kawauso smiled, "Sweet!" Deidara came in and set tons of unhealthy food on the living room table. Kakuzu muttered, "This is bad idea."
"Aw, lighten up, Kakuzu-san!" Tobi chirped. Then Kisame came in and set bottles on the table. Beer bottles. Arashi flinched.
Hidan cheered and swiped a bottle off the table. He popped the cap and began to chug it. Arashi shifted away from the alcohol. Hidan slammed the bottle down, already empty, and wiped his mouth, "What's the matter?"
Kawauso rolled his eyes, "Nah, Arashi doesn't like alcohol after the one time she got drunk."
Arashi glowered at him, "Drunk is putting it mildly." Kisame rose and eyebrow and took a swig of his beer. "You got wasted?"
"Again, putting it mildly."
Itachi tentatively sipped his own drink. "Now I'm interested." Deidara nudged her arm, "C'mon, hmm. What happened?" Arashi blushed and averted her eyes, "I don't want to talk about it."
"Fine, I'll say something," Kawauso stated. "A while ago, me and Kashira and Iji and Arashi were together and we went to a restaurant. Arashi was accidently given some wine and she didn't know it. So she took a sip and chugged the whole thing down. She said her drink tasted different, but good." Arashi's tattoo flashed a light embarrassed pink. Kawauso smirked and continued, "So we were eating, and suddenly she fell to the ground. Oh man, it was freaky. She was groaning and clutching her head."
Kawauso closed his eyes, reliving the experience. "Alcohol happens to have a weird effect on Arashi. It boosts her strength and speed."
"Nice," Hidan said, placing his third emptied bottle on the table. "That's very useful," Itachi pointed out. Kawauso laughed nervously. "Well it is I guess… But… Arashi gets faster and stronger, sure… But there's a disadvantage to it."
"What?" Kakuzu asked. "Arashi turns into a deranged psychopath. In a few minutes, she was off the walls and eating everyone's food. She destroyed a few buildings and we were kicked out of the village. Never drank alcohol again."
Arashi's sigh was the only sound in the room. "Wow," Zetsu murmured. "Yeah, I know," Kawauso said. Arashi glanced over towards Hidan. "Uh, maybe you should go a little easy…" Hidan hiccupped and smirked, "Nah, I don't get drunk that quickly."
Arashi sighed. "You're all going to get hangovers, and I'm going to have to deal with it," she mumbled.
And about a half an hour later, all the Akatsuki members, minus Arashi and Kawauso, were drunk. Really drunk. Arashi sat quietly on the couch and observed as they all stumbled around or passed out. Kawauso was armed with a video camera, and was catching the whole thing on tape.
So far, Kakuzu and Tobi were passed out. The numbers were likely to go up. Itachi was searching for Sasuke and burning the furniture. Kisame and Itachi were trying to eat each other, something that Arashi was too lazy to try and prevent. And Hidan and Deidara… Well…
Hidan mistook Deidara for a girl. More precisely, he thought he was Arashi. So they started making out. Kawauso filmed this the most. Arashi disapproved of this.
But soon, they were all conscious and each had a huge hangover.
Pein and Konan arrived to see Arashi trying to calm each of their headaches. Pein sighed, "I knew this was a bad idea." Konan giggled. "I know, but thanks anyway!"
At least during the party, Sasori's death was forgotten.
And they also forgot that Hidan and Kakuzu would be leaving the next day.
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