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SOUPDAKITTI in no way owns the Twilight franchise, if they did they wouldn't be writing fanfiction! Twilight of course belongs to Stephenie Meyer.

Chapter 2

Emmett's POV

"So Jazzy, here's the plan…. You and I are going to prank Carlisle!! We have to get him back for all the times he has blamed me for something I did not do." I had to wonder why Jasper looked confused after I said that.

"Ok, Jazzy boy listen up! This plan is so brilliant it won't even take a rocket scientist to figure out that you did it and not me!" Oh shit! I said too much, back track quick! "I mean, that we'll never get caught!!"

Jasper boy looked a tad bit suspicious. So I held up the wad of kitty stickers. It was like watching someone kick a puppy. Panic slowly spread through Jaspers features. He unwittingly gave out a small whimper. Heh, am I good or what?! I gave him a top notch evil grin, you know, the one I'd been practicing in the mirror whenever Rose was 'putting on her face'

"Now, you know how Papa Carlisle always finds that nasty 'evidence' that I'm always behind certain absolutely hilarious pranks... "

At this Jasper rolled his eyes. The nerve!! I slowly peeled off one of the stickers and stuck it to my forehead. His eyes went as huge as plates!

"Emmet, you lug!! Those are collectables!!" Oh yeah! This was almost as fun as the absolutely cool plan I had in mind. I couldn't help myself, the beats called! I hopped up on Jaspers work bench and did my 'I'm-The-Most-Genius-Vampire-Alive' dance. For some reason it looked a lot like those dances done by girls in rapper music videos... You know the ones where there is a lot of the shaking of the butts... Hmmm... Not a good idea while wearing Dora the explorer shorts. Jasper had passed out from sheer awesomeness overdose. Oh well.

10 minutes later

"Dear God!! The Pain!! Make it stop!! Make it go away!!"

Oh-Kay! Now Jazzy boy was mumbling to himself... Maybe he can't handle the sexiness that is I? Oh well, I can't use him like this. I grabbed him up by his pleated shirt and bitch slapped him into to next week.

"Ok Jazzy boy, you ready to find out how you going to liberate these poor little Hello Kitty stickers from the incinerator?"

I waited for him to nod his head. He did, after awhile...

"Heh. Now, Papa Carlisle has wrongly accused me on many an occasion for devious acts that I hereby swear I never committed" I quickly crossed my fingers behind my back as I said this "I am not an unreasonable vampire. I want but one thing... Revenge!! Unfortunately, the revenge I seek can only be achieved by a combination of powers. My Awesomeness and your Mumbo Jumbo!!"

I loved that Jazzy boy got affected by peoples emotions. I could already see that my exuberance was affecting him.

"First we are going to infiltrate deeply into the mind that is Carlisle! We're going to do this by following his every movement! Track his every breath! We will know everything there is to know about the man we call father! And when we have shaken him suitably... We will do the unthinkable, cross a line that has never been thought to cross! Oh Jazzy boy you're going to love this!! You're going to use every bit of that mumbo jumbo that you were unborn with! You will go down in prank history!!"

His eyes were lighted from within; every bit of my excitement became his excitement. If he had a heart that worked it would have been thumping.

"What is it?! What are we going to do??"

I smirked at him...

"Tell me Jazzy boy, what do you know about fish...?"