A/N I don't really have any real plans for this story, it was more of a starter type of thing, but I think it's going really good, and I feel the need to continue. I NEED more reviews!!! Oh, and I got the Eragon Mary Sue comment as welll as the whole 'people getting killed from his stupidity' from a really awesome list. It's called, 'Things I will NOT do in the Inheritance Trilogy'. Everybody should read my story, review, then go read that. Okey-dokey. And one more thing, now that i realize people like this story, I will DEFINITELY continue with the rest of canon book Eragon remade by me! I might possibly do an Eldest, and if i do Eldest, I will POSITIVELY do Empire.

Disclaimer: i don't own the Party Pooper song, Eragon, Harry Potter, Napolean Dynamite, Spongebob, or anything else somebody could possibly say I stole from somebody else.

My Alone Time With Eragon

It was about three days after 'those girls', as Eragon seems to enjoy calling us, were to join this strange group of people with short (and do I mean SHORT) fuses. Plus, I don't think it helped any that Rose enjoyed going hunting with Brome while I stayed behind with Eragon.

"EVERY PARTY HAS A POOPER..."

"FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT UP!!!"

"PARTY POOPER! PARTY POOPER!"

Why must I be here with her? Eragon asked Saphira.

Just try to stand it, little one. He'll be back soon with the other girl.

That makes me feel better.

"When you're talking with Saphira, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"

"So?"

"Forget it. Your tiny brain probably can't comprehend it."

"Okay. What are you foing to do today, Amber?"

"Whatever I wnna do, GOSH!!!"

"Huh?

"So... I'm bored."

Saphira, she's bored. This always means bad things happen.

"I KNOW!!! I'M GOING TO DO MAGIC!!!"

Suddenly Eragon clamps his hand over my mouth. "Don't shout out stuff like that!!!"

Ignoring him, I go to the first big twig I see on the ground and pick it up. I wave it around and say, "It'll do." I point it at Eragon. "Swish and flick. WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!" I promptly throw a fit because it didn't work.

"Huh?"

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" And he bursts in a flash of green light!!! (Just kiddng. I couldn't do that. I haven't tortured him enough yet. Hehe.)

"What the heck?"

"Oh well. It's not like I really expected Harry Potter version magic to work here. I mean, it's a completely different story! Hey Eragon, can I ride Saphira?"

"NO!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!

"FINE!"

"Yesssssssssssssss!"

Once we had gotten up about a good 15 feet in the air, I noticed that if somehow, Eragon fell off of Saphira, he wouldn't die, so I could still torture him, he wouldn't break any bones or anything else major, and, more importantly, I wouldn't fall! As soon as I was done devising my evil plan of torture, I pullled a pair of jumbo sissors out of my pocket (A/N Again, I don't have the slightest idea how, but we can fit the universe inside of our pockets ((nudge nudge wink wink)) and things pop up their at will) and promptly snipped Eragon out of his seat.

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"HAHAHA!!!"

Girl, if you hurt him, I'll...

"Saphira, that was you, wasn't it? And dont' worry 'bout it. I wouldn't kill him off before I get to meet the whole lively gang later on, right?"

All I got in response was a low warning growl. When we got back down, Eragon seemed just fine, except for a slight headache. I thought he needed a little cheering up, so I pulled a big-screen TV and a generator out of my pocket. After that, I settled on a movie. Of course, it was the movie that was pretty much responsable for my being here. Eragon.

"Hey, Eragon, wanna watch Eragon?"

"No."(one, two, three)"What?"

"Well, you have a movie made about you. Just watch it if you want to understand."

"Fine."

And with that, I turned on the TV, pulled a DVD player out of my pocket, pulled out the Eragon movie, and turned on the movie.

A/N I bet you're all wondering how that's going to go, huh? Well, you're going to have to wait to find out, cause the next chapter isn't going to show it, but the chapter after that is, and if you want to see it, you're going to have to review. Oh, and if you put me on your faves, then I expect a review, wouldn't you?