A/N Yeah, This one's pretty much what Rose and Brom were doing while Amber and Eragon were alone. I never knew hunting could be so hard...

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Rose's Alone Time With Brom

"Don't. Make. A. Sound." Brom whispered.

"HEY, DEER AND RABBITS AND ALL THE OTER CUTE CUDDLY ANIMALS! RUN, CAUSE BROM'S GONNA KILL YOU IF DON'T!!!" Rose screamed, scattering what was left of all the cute, cuddly animals that were the targets for Brom's hunting trip. She just had to come along with Brom while he was hunting, because otherwise he would be happy, and we can't let that happen, can we?

"I SAID TO SHUT UP!"

"Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke" Said Rose, while poking Brom in the back with a long stick she had found on the ground.

"STOP POKING ME!!!"

"You really shouldn't yell. You might scare away all the animals."

Brom ignored her and took aim at a nearby rabbit, but just as he was about to shoot it dead, something hit him in the head. He turned to see Rose, standing there with her stick.

"That's not a good way to hunt. You need a gun. But I can't do that, cause then that would count as though i'm going to supply the Varden with firearms, and I can't do that." Said Rose, pulling a rather long list out of her pocket. "It says so on this list titled 'Things I Will NOT Do In The Inheritance Trilogy'. It says right here 'I will not supply the Varden with firearms'. And I will follow this rule until your dea... er... I mean, because I feel like it. So there."

"Okay, we are going to try something new. You are going to stay here and keep watch for urgals or whatever else might come and eat you, while I go and hunt." And with that, Brom stalked off deeper into the forest, leaving Rose all alone.

As soon as Brom was gone, Rose started to gather acorns, rocks, and anything else that was at least somewhat like that off of the forest floor, as she followed Brom. For some reason, whether it was that old Brommy had gone deaf or something, he didn't here Rose walking very loudly, but still hidden, behind him. He didn't notice anything out of the ordinary, until an acorn hit him on the head. Rose was smarter than your average thirteen-year-old girl, and she had taken advantage of it by gathering junk to throw at him.

"FIRE!!!" Shouted Rose, as a volley of acorns, pebbles, and various other stuff hit Brom in the head, thrown from a giant net that Rose had pulled out of her pocket. She then started to poke him in the head.

Ignoring her, he shot two rabbits (the girls refused to eat anything he hunted) and dragged her back to camp, getting hit in the head the entire way. He had no idea what the Rose and Amber had planned for him and Eragon that very night.

A/N I hope you guys liked it, even though ti wasn'r very good. next chapter Rose and Amber go all techno on the guys. Lets hope they survive through it! If you want it, though, I want reviews. Yeah.