A/N I know you all wanted to hear Eragon's reaction to his own (badly done) movie, but I first had to do Rose/Brom so that Rose could help me with the movie comments, and Brom could be there for future torture. I'm so mean. I mean, Brom's not even going to be there for very much longer, right? It's almost my birthday!!! I know, sometimes I can be random to EXTREMES. But that wasn't too random, I hope? Okay, if you put my story on your alert list or favorites, you need to review. Alrighty then.

Disclaimer: I don't own own the Eragon book, Eragon movie, and let's see, what else? Anyways, you get the picture, right? Right.

Movie Night

I was about to start the movie, when we heard something very extremely loud coming from the forest behind us. We turned, and noticed that it happened to be Brom! And he was dragging Rose by the ear with one hand, and holding two (ew!) dead rabbits in the other.

"Hey, Rose! do you wanna watch the Eragon movie with us and be loud and annoy the real Eragon even more than his character does, and do the same to Brom?"

"Hey, I'd love to do that!!! That'd annoy the Bromster even more than anything else i can think of!!!" Shouted Rose.

" STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Shouted Brom, who is now named the Bromster.

"No." We both said in unison.

Brom sighed.

Highlights from the movie

"IT'S ALAGAESIA, NOT ALAGAESHA!" We shouted at movie Brom, a little under five seconds into the movie.

"THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET!" "Various times throughout the story.

"HER VOICE IS TOO HIGH, SHE AND ERAGON ACT LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE, SHE WOULD NEVER SAY THE WORD STUPID" Us on Saphira.

"TO THE BATHROOM!!!" Us after the oh-so-stupid Eragon line, and I quote "I'm the rider and I say we go!"

"MURTAGH'S SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE, NOT BUTT-UGLY!"

"MURTAGH'S SUPPOSED TO BE FORCED TO FIGHT, NOT IN AN JAIL CELL SCREAMING FOR THEM TO LET HIM OUT SO THAT HE CAN FIGHT!!!"

"EVERYBODY'S WAY OOC!!!"

"THAT MOVIE SUCKS OUT LOUD!!!" We say at the end, as we throw popcorn at the very expensive TV. (A/N I could have gone on for probably fifty chapters ((at the least)) on all the mistakes there were, but I decided to cut it really extremely short and do two or three of my favorite dominants. Yeah.)

Four hours later

"When do you think they will stop wondering at the technology and asking us if the movie's real?" Asked Rose.

"I have no idea, and Eragon, the movie is only slightly real, 'cause lots of this stuff is worng, or did you not listen to us?" I said, as Eraogn asked once again if it was real.

Rose apparantly hadn't annoyed them enough just by ranting and screaming throughout the movie, because while that may have caused mental pain, it didn't cause them any physical pain.

"Hey guys?" Rose callled. "If you want to know how it works, just break the red skinny things sticking out of the back."

After about ten seconds worth of brain-damaging shocks, the TV burst in a puff of pretty pink smoke.

"Alrighty then, bedtime!" Rose yelled, and we raced to our sleeping bags at the other side of camp to avoid two seriously ticked off guys.

A/N I hope you liked it! It was the chapter I was looking forward to since chapter one! Well then, I want at least three sincere reviews for this chapter, not just "it was funny", OK? OK. I think I might just skip a bunch of the book and go right to an exciting part so that I can bring in my other OC's withen two or three more chapters. Yeah. This is going to be fun.