Dirk and Johanna are ridiculous. They bang.
Not actually NSFW seriously I literally just state that they bang that's it no hot lesbian sex for you
"I feeeeeeeeel yooouuuu, Johaaaaaaaaaanaaaaa~!"
"I swear if you sing that one more time I'm going to punch you."
Dirk smirks. "Come on, you know you like Sweeney Todd."
"I won't if you keep singing that damn song," you reply.
The other girl leans over the side of the couch, wrapping her arms around your shoulders. "You're just ticked because it was my choice for movie night yesterday and you just go that dumb Nic Cage movie."
"Shut up, he's dreamy."
"Yeah, maybe to spider lovers."
"For your information, I do not love spiders. And I went out with her a long time ago, let it go."
"Uh-uh, she was the first person you were in lesbians with. That's harsh."
Your roll your eyes. "Don't worry, I want to have your adopted babies."
She hums. "Good." She kisses your ear before plopping down beside you. "Wanna fuck?"
"Not in the mood."
"I can get you in the mood."
"You have to do it in a ridiculous way, or no deal."
"You drive a hard bargain. You're on."
After putting on one of your shirts, too small for her and stark white, she proceeds to get a glass of water and pour it on her shirt on 'accident'. You do it in the kitchen.
She promises next time she'll dress up as if she were auditioning for the video California Girls.