A/N Chapters will be coming slightly slower than they have been, because I'm trying to make them better and longer. By the way, I got reminded that Rose invented the nickname Erry. Anyways, I said I would get a new OC out, and so here you go!!! Enjoy!!!

Disclaimer: GRRRR!!! I DON'T OWN!!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS, PEOPLE WANTING TO SUE ME!!! I DON'T OWN!!!

Sninkerdoodles and fudge bisciuts

About a week after meeting Murtagh, we were back to annoying Erry. We did many, many small tricks, but the big one was done on both of them.

One day, we were bored. Majorly bored. So we decided to play a trick on Mr. No Feeling and Yon Hormonal Teenager. Rose pulled a microwave out of her pocket, and I pulled out (drum roll please)... ten jumbo boxes of Hot Pockets!!! We then proceeded to heat up the Hot pockets, leaving one half scorching hot, and the other half so frozen they would cause one heck of a hit on whatever unfortunate target it slammed into. We then loaded one scorcher in one potato launcher, and one freezy into another. We kept on doing this until all the snacks were loaded into potato launchers. Rose then called Murtagh, while I called Erry.

As soon as they got there, they wanted to leave.

"FIRE!!!" We both shouted, as we hit a button that launched all the Hot Pockets at the two unfortunate guys. As we did this we sang/screamed "HOT POCKETS!!!" Like in the commercials.

A while later, when Erry had healed them both (we were chanting "MARY SUE! MARY SUE!" the entire time) and we were listening to ipods and MP3 players, a weird thing happened. We were actually all calm, of course Rose and I were both thinking of things to do to Erry and Murtagh (A/N I refuse to use any other name than Yon Hormonal Teenager and Erry. Say Erry out loud. Sounds like Hagrid saying 'Harry'. hehe), but we weren't annoying the heck out of them for once, when we heard somebody crashing through the trees behind us. We looked and saw... SARAH!!!

"YEAH! AND YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR BUDDIES TO BACK OFF, CAUSE YOU DONT WANT A PEICE OF ME!!! " She was shouting at the animals and branches in the forest. She then happened to notice where she was. "HOLY SNICKERDOODLE!!!" It just so happens that Sarah is a die hard Murtagh fangirl. Ironic, huh? She also happens to be one of our very best friends.

"ROSE!!! AMBER!!! WHERE THE HECK AM I? AND WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU TWO BEEN? EVERYBODY'S BEEN SEARCHING!!!" Sarah shouted. That's when she noticed Murtagh. "OH FUDGE BISCIUT!!! MURTY!!! OMG!!! AM I IN ERAGON, MURTY?"

"Yes, you're in Eragon." I answered. "How'd you get here? Did you pop up in Jeod's house too?"

"I got here through this weird, pensieve-like thingy in your Eragon book. And no, I did not end up in Jeod's house, I ended up in the middle of nowwhere. Right through those trees. So close to an Urgal camp, I could have reached out and touched them!!! And they smelled BAD!!! They reeked!!!" She said, all the while hugging an obviously confused Murty.

"What are you wearing?" Murty cut in.

"It's the same trash the other two were wearing when they popped up." Erry said.

"IT'S NOT TRASH! IT'S A BLUE MINISKIRT AND BROWN TANKTOPS!!!" We all shouted at them.

"Okay. Okay. We won't call it trash." Murty and Erry both said.

"WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME?!?" Murty shouted at Sarah.

"WAAAAA! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!! WAAAAA!!!" Sarah cried, letting go of Murty and running over to us as though deeply hurt.

"I'm not going to give. You and I both know that you're faking." Murty told her, smirking at her perofrmance.

"Yeah, that's how Amber got me to let her have a ride on Saphira." Erry said, as I glared at him.

"Fine." Said Sarah, going back over to her Murty. (Sarah and I duck as we are pelted with popcorn from other Murtagh fangirls) As she slapped him, he grabbed her hand.

"Stop that!!!" he cried.

"Why?" Sarah said, as she stuck out her bottom lip. "Awen't you my fwiend?"

"NO!!! I AM DEFINITELY NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!"

That was definitely not the right thing to say. As soon as he finished saying that, Sarah's eyes narrowed. "Oh you think you're so good!!! It's not like I don't know who your father is!!! You've got more to be ashamed of than Galbatorix himself!!! And you're not even done!!! Before Erry's even fully trained, you set out to bring him to the Empire!!! And you suppossedly swore you were never going back!!!"

Murty looked surprised. "What do you mean, you know who my father is? Are you some kind of fortune teller?"

"I'm not talking to you." Sarah said, turning away and going into the tent Rose and I shared. She could tell because ours was nicely decorated.

"Wow." Rose whistled. "You actually made Sarah, the biggest Murtagh fangirl we have ever known mad at you. I didn't think that was possible."

"I can't believe you just said that!!!" I will never talk to you as long as I live!" I shouted to Murty, running to the tent to comfort Sarah.

About a week later

Since Murty had refused to apologise, Sarah, fangirl or not, decided that she would torture him the same as I did to Erry.

"Oh, STACEY!!!" Sarah screamed at Murty. "We have to leave! Erry says if you don't come on he'll leave you!"

"My name is not Stacey!!!" Murty told Sarah.

"Yes it is, Stacey!!! Stop being in denial all the time!!!"

Ignoring her, Stacey/Murty walked towards where the other three were standing. "Do we have to keep these three with us?" he asked Erry.

"YES YOU DO!!!" we all yelled at the two. Both guys looked like they had just won gold at the Olympics then told they wouldn't be getting the medal. Little did they they know that soon Stacey would have a test of willpower, and all three of us would be extremely usefull. We had it all planned out.

A/N Sorry for the long wait! I hope you all like it! Next chapter might be a description of all three OCs, if I get any reviews that think this is a good idea.