A/N I hope you enjoy this one. I had Kyo asking me to make an info on the OC's chapter, so I made one. This one's making the story move a little faster. I didn't have Eldest with me at the time, so I changed the capture scene a bit, so I do know that it's different. Enjoy!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Eragon, Doctor Who, that texting commercial, Harry Potter, or anything else I might quote or use, for that matter.

Capture and Swordplay

As Amber, Sarah, and Rose rode on their newly bought horses (it took much pestering of Stacey), they were talking of what the urgals would do about the capture of Erry they knew was in their near future, when they saw three extra people.

"I think they'll ignore us three." Amber said.

"No, they'll take you two, but I'll be busy hiding behind Stacey, so they won't notice me." Sarah stated.

"Most likely they'll take you, Amber, but not us two."

"Why me?"

You're around Erry most." Said Rose.

"Yeah, that's so obvious." Amber said sarcastically.

"But it is!!!" Said Rose and Sarah.

"Fine, whatever."

They both rolled their eyes. Amber could be really blind sometimes. Just then Erry and Stacey looked back their way. "What are you three talking about? It doesn't sound like a plot, as I didn't hear any of the dreaded nicknames we were given." Stacey said.

"Well then, Stacey, you must not have been listening very hard, have you?" Sarah said, barely concealing her laughter as Mr. No Feeling's face flickered with fear at what they might have been planning. However, his face went back to it's mask-like features a half a second later. He turned around, and the girls shared a silent laugh.

"Brilliant." Whispered Amber.

"Bloody fanTASTic." Whispered Rose, and all three burst out laughing.

"Now, we're going to set up camp, and you three are going to help. If you don't, I'll throw those stupid little toys in the next lake, stream, or river we come to." Stacey paused, obviously not happy with being ignored by us. "What are they called? The little things you stick in your ears?"

"Ipods? Or MP3 players?" Rose asked.

"Both."

"TSNF!!!" Sarah screamed. We all laughed.

"Huh?" More laughter.

"If you don't know, we won't tell you." Rose said pointedly.

"Tell me!!!"

"OMG! INBD!" Amber yelled. Stacey rolled his eyes.

"Just help." He then ended the conversation.

A while later, while the Amber, Rose, and Sarah were relaxing, and Erry was hunting, while Stacey was keeping an eye on them, the thing they were talking about happened. Erry suddenly sprinted into the camp. "I (heavy breathing)... found (ditto)... footprints!" He said, panting. The three girls nodded knowingly and exchanged knowing looks, while Stacey jumped up and unsheathed his sword, looking, for just a moment, surprised.

"NO (faked heavy breathing)... FREAKIN' (ditto)... WAY!!!" Amber yelled.

"They were urgal ones, weren't they?" Rose asked.

"Urgal whats?" Erry asked stupidly.

"FOOTPRINTS, YOU DOLT!!!" Rose shouted, exasperated.

"Ummm..." Erry said.

"Yup." All three said together.

"All right, let's go." Amber said. "We've got to hurry up or... URGAL!!! Ewww, it smells, and it's super ugly."

A/N: The whole scene is happening, the girls have guns, and it's nearing the end.

"PUT ME DOWN, YOU UGLY BRUTE, OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FREKIN' HEAD OFF!!! DOWN, I SAY, DOWN!!!" Amber was screaming as loudly as she could, which is pretty dang ear-splittingly loud, as an urgal picked her up and slung her over it's shoulder, Shreck style. Meanwhile, Erry was being conveniently knocked out. Soon they had done the same to Amber, and were on their way to deliver their 'luggage' to Durza.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER THERE AND HELP AMBER!!!" Sarah screamed at Stacey.

"Sarah, stop screaming. You know it'll all work out in the end." Rose said, surprisingly calm. "I mean, we even predicted it. Now Let's go back to camp and find out how Stacey really got The Hormonal Idiot out of his circumstance."

"Fine." Sarah grumbled. "But I'm not helping Erry escape prison, only Amber."

After they had finally got back to camp, Stacey was pacing, Saphira was looking irritable, Sarah looked ready to have a meltdown, and Rose was ready to help. Maybe not excited about helping, but she'd help if it meant peace and quiet for a few minutes.

"Alright," Rose started. "stop moping and get over here, Sarah. If Amber is getting out, then we need to do things ourselves. Stacey, we're going somewhere, you just worry about Erry, don't do anything else."

"No, Rose, don't leave quite yet. You won't hold up against any largde amount of urgals if you can't fight in hand-to-hand combat. Let's see what your skills are."

"I'll use a gun."

"A what? Anyways, I still need to know how good you are."

"I'm not using a sword and you can't make me."

"I will!!!" Sarah said. She always wanted to learn how to use a sword.

"Alright, let's begin. Here, use my sword, but if you break, dent, scratch, or do anything else to it, I will personally kill you for that." Stacey said, all in a calm voice, as if speaking about the weather. Sarah glared at the threat. Nobody says ANYTHING like that to her.

"How dare you!!!" She said, barely concealing her laughter. "I take that as a major blow to my emo-like pride! As an emo yourself, you should know better!"

"Emo?" Stacey asked, confused. I guess emo isn't really a word for them yet.

"I'm not even going to bother to explain. You can listen to Emo Kid on my MP3 Player later. Though you won't understand what the words are. Besides, I'm not even using your sword. I'll use mine." Sarah said testily, pulling a full sword out of her pocket, sheath and all, with a flourish. Stacey ducked to avoid getting hit.

"Alright, lets begin." Stacey said, ready for this to be over. Rose snorted and left the campsite to do whatever, as long as she wasn't there. That way she couldn't be called as a witness to whatever Sarah was going to do.

A few seconds later, Sarah noticed she was gone, and called her name. "Rose? Where are you?"

"Oh, I'm just going for a walk. You two do whatever it is you were going to do."

"Okay" she called, then turned to Stacey. "Time to meet your maker." She said playfully. She knew he was much better than her, but there was no way she was letting him know that. Murtagh swung his sword at her, and she screamed.

"Maker, eh?" he said, raising his eyebrows at her.

"Yup." she said a hint of malice flickering in her eye. Stacey knew that look. But he was too slow. She picked up a rock and threw it at him with all her might. "Take that!!!" She yelled, picking up more rocks and throwing them.

"Okay, no more rocks."

"Okay." Sarah said, and pulled a bebe gun out of her pocket. Stacey ducked. He knew you never messed with Sarah, and he should have remembered that. She shot the gun until she ran out of bullets to shoot, and promptly flopped down on the hammock the girls had put together earlier. Stacey sighed. Never mess with Sarah. He thought to himself, and wnt over to Saphira to discuss plans for helping Erry.