A/N I know I haven't updated in FOREVER, sorry! I hope you enjoy this chapter, and I'm sorry, but I probably won't continue this story for many more chapters. Anyways, thanks for all the nice reviews, and I've really enjoyed typing this!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize, although I really wish I did own the song We're Brothers Forever, from that American Idol tryout! As well as the AWESOME Dane Cook (he's Sarah's, by the way), or the genius of Monty Python and the Holy Grail or David Cook, although if I did I would die because he is so amazing...

Bacon and Eggs

It was a sunny day, and so the girls were outside playing their own version of volleyball. Erry and Stacey were watching as the girls proved that they could have fun even in the midst of the desert.

"Can't we go yet?" Erry whined. He was always the party pooper.

"NO!" All three girls yelled.

"Besides, we are having fun, and there is nothing you can do to stop us! Mwahahaha!" Yelled the over-hyper Sarah.

"Okay..." Stacey said, concerned about his safety, and therefore backing away slowly.

"STACEY!!! I didn't see you there, hon, come play with us!" Sarah yelled again.

"Hon?" Stacey sneered. "Now that's unoriginal for you. And no, Sarah, I will not play with you three."

"Why not?" Rose asked. "Give us a good reason why you shouldn't play with us!"

"First, I don't want to. Second, it doesn't look like fun. Third,-"

"Fine! Don't play with us then! Be that way!" Said a very upset Amber. She didn't like to lose, and she was losing. Miserably. Sarah decided to cheer her up with a little singing.

"I know, let's sing We're Brother's Forever!!!"

"YEAH!!!!!" Amber screamed, overly enthusiastic.

(the two of them are singing now with arms around each other)

"I AM YOUR BROTHER
YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER
SINGING THE SONGS
THE MUSIC THAT YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

OH...

WE'RE BROTHERS 'TILL THE END OF TIME
TOGETHER FOREVER 'TILL THE END OF TIME

OH...

I AM YOUR BROTHER
YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER
SINGING THE SONGS
THE MUSIC THAT YOU LIIIIIIIIIKE

OH...

WE'RE BROTHERS 'TILL THE END OF TIME
TOGETHER OR NOT, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN MY HEART
YOUR HURTING FEELING IN YOU
WILL REIGN NO MOOOOOOOOOORE

OH...

(repeat over and over and over and over...)

In response, Rose rolled her eyes, and the two guys proceeded to look scared.

(they finish singing)

"I LOVE YOU BROTHER!!!"

"That was fun," Sarah mumbled, distracted by Stacey. "I like that song..."

"Okay, Sarah, enough Stacey-drooling." Rose demanded while steering Sarah away from the frightened guy.

"No, let her Stacey-drool! I want to see if they become the nothing fights couple!" Amber proclaimed excitedly.

"No. Amber, I know you have been wanting to try this out, but there is no local Walmart, K-Mart or Target nearby for the use of the unhappy couple to buy jelly, nor does he have a car she can leave her CD's in, okay? Okay." Rose nearly yelled, exasperated with the both of them.

"Fine. I'll just B and E your tent tonight after your asleep..." Sarah mumbled, and Amber's eyes shone excitedly. Nothing was better than a good bacon and egg. Nothing.

"You're such an idiot. You're all idiots." Stacey mumbled, but not quietly enough. Amber heard him.

She braced herself by putting her left leg out slightly. "Yeah, because you're just Mr. Right, telling us all how we're all just floating around in the Sea of Wrong. So throw me a lifeline here, give me a clue on how to be right." Stacey looked happy with himself, thinking he had won the argument. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It was far from over. He spoke as Amber put her hand to her face and nodded for him to continue. She then pivoted, took four steps away, and spoke quietly before moving again. " Well you're stupid like your father."

"What's that supposed to mean?!?" Stacey screamed.

At the exact same time Sarah yelled, "OH!!! You just got served!!!!! Nice one, Amber!"

"Huh?"

"Eh, you won't ever get it anyways. It's a Dane thing, right Sarah?"

"Right, Amber."

"Now. I'm off to watch David. NOBODY better bother me, or I will officially beat the crap out of them. That was your warning." Rose rolled her eyes. Her and her David Cook.

"Whatever. Can I watch too?!?" Sarah asked. American Idol is AMAZING.

"Alright, we'll talk after you two have watched your show, alright?"

"Kay."

After American Idol. The guys are asleep.

"Okay. Plan Bacon and Eggs is in action. Do we all remember what we're supposed to do?" Sarah whispered.

"Of course I do," Amber whispered fiercely back while Rose looked as though this was all absolutely hilarious to her. "We grab the stuff, sneak over to the guys, and..."

"What? I thought you knew the plan!" Sarah said over dramatically, looking theatrically shocked.

"Umm... I was watching David?"

"Whatever. Okay, let's go."

The three of them went secretly over to their tent, heated up some microwave bacon, and grabbed eggs from the mini-refrigerator. They then proceeded to walk over to where Erry and Stacey were camped out. they spread bacon all over them and around them and then, after going a safe distance away, launched the eggs with their special egg-launcher.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Erry yelled, while Stacey sat up and swore.

"You just got B and E'd!"

"Oooooooh!!!"

"Gotcha!!!"

"Crap, this stuff'll NEVER come off!!!" Stacey yelled.

"You're such a girl." Rose said.

"Am not!!!"

"Yes you are. Your brother is a girl, which unofficially makes you a worse girl."

"I don't have a brother!!!"

"That's what you think."

"AAAH!!! Can't we all just go back to sleep?! We'll be in the mountains tomorrow, and if we want to be able to get there by tomorrow night, we need to be well-rested!" Eragon yelled.

"Whatever. See you guys tomorrow." Amber said, officially ending the encounter.

A/N And that's it!!! Hope you enjoyed, and much thanks to Sarah! Review!

Padfoot