Stephenie Meyer owns all Twilight Characters. Storyline of YamaNada is owned by Tomoko Hayakawa.

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"I'm just going to make dinner," Bella declared. The boys were sitting at the dinner table discussing the offer that Edward had turned down that morning. It was an offer to be put up for auction – for sexual pleasure. They laughed at the stupidity of the idea.

"What's that noise?" Carlisle wondered aloud. They went outside, leaving Bella in the kitchen. Above them they could hear laughter. They looked above them and they saw something that made their hearts nearly stop. Auntie. She landed on the ground, her parachute landing around her.

"Hello boys," Auntie smiled. Emmett stepped forward, and kissed her hand and said,

"Enchantée"

"How is Bella doing?" Auntie asked Emmett.

"She's doing fine," Emmett lied swiftly.

"What do you think of her?" Auntie asked immediately after Emmett answered.

"She's like nothing I've ever seen before."

Auntie squealed in ecstasy.

"I knew you'd find her adorable! I'm so glad that she's doing well in becoming a lady!"

Emmett smiled awkwardly.

"I'm having a party on Sunday. So dress her up and escort her, okay?" Auntie requested. Carlisle, Jasper and Edward glowered at Emmett. Emmett looked uncomfortable as he nodded.

"Well, until then, au revoir! A bientôt!" she exclaimed before putting her jet pack on and flying to the helicopters above.

"Isn't lying a sin or something?" Jasper snapped.

"What?" Emmett snapped back.

"Sunday is in 4 days, that's what," Jasper snarled, before returning to the house. Reality crashed around Emmett.

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"Bella, I'm sorry about this but is there any chance you could change into a lady by Sunday?" Emmett asked cutely. Bella shook her head and began to walk away.

"If you do, you'd get this banned, gory movie we got for you," Jasper said, holding up a DVD case. Bella's eyes were filled with craving. It was a movie she had wished for nearly every Christmas but never got. She nodded in agreement without considering what she had to put herself through.

"All you have to do is smile, walk gracefully for an hour or two and then this DVD is all yours," Jasper said, holding it in front of Bella. Bella tried to swipe it from Jasper's fingers, but Jasper had fast reflexes and moved the DVD out of Bella's reach.

"I think we should start by table manners," Carlisle offered.

An hour later, they were impressed by the progress they had made. Bella ate like a lady at the table. They then questioned her.

"If you needed the toilet what would you ask?"

"Where's the toilet?" Bella replied in a bored voice. She was beginning to think that this DVD was not worth all the trouble.

"No," Emmett said, waving his finger.

"In French they would say, Est-ce que je peux me laver mes mains?" Jasper rolled off his tongue.

"Esqu-ker what? In English?" Bella asked. French wasn't usually her strong point.

"May I go to the restroom?" Jasper told her. Bella nodded.

"Now it's walking lessons," Edward stated.

More improvement was made.

Then Bella was tested on her ability to walk gracefully downstairs.

In true nature, after Bella stepped over a few steps, and gaining confidence in the successfulness of the few steps she had made, she tripped, causing her to fall down the stairs.

Carlisle, Emmett and Jasper already knew that the day had passed too easy and were willing to go easy on Bella. Edward took this as an extreme shock and started to yell at himself, Bella lay crumpled at the bottom of the stairs. Her head was dizzy, her pulse was erratic but this was not because Edward was breathing on her neck. It was because of her long fall from the top of the stairs to the bottom.

"Jeez, Bella. Can't you walk down stairs without killing yourself?" Edward asked in a constricted voice. The sound of Edward's patronizing tone was enough to make her snap. She felt a bruise begin to form on her head. In fact, she felt a warm flow on her fingers. Her head was bleeding. She stood up by herself despite being offered help. She walked towards the kitchen.

"The stairs are there," Edward told Bella. Bella looked fiercely at him.

"I know. I quit," Bella said through gritted teeth.

Edward stood in front of her and tried to stop her.

"Why? We're nearly there, everyone including you have worked so hard, is it worth it?" Edward said reasonably. Bella didn't need to be taught about anything by Edward Masen.

"Someone as gorgeous as you," she said gesturing Edward's body, "cannot begin to understand how I feel. No matter how hard I try, it's not going to make much of a difference. So save yourself a lot of talking and leave me be."

"Fine. Be like that," Edward said, in a hurt voice. He didn't like it how she had implied that Edward did understand how people felt.

"You really are ugly," Edward said, in the same pained voice. He didn't really want to say it to her, but if it changed the person she was then it was worth it. Bella gave Edward a blazing look and then stormed to the kitchen. Jasper, Carlisle and Emmett sighed in annoyance. Edward walked up the stairs to his room. Carlisle looked at Bella's departing figure and then noticed a memo pad she had dropped. Carlisle, who didn't like sniping through people's personal stuff walked closer to it, curiosity alit in his eyes. He kneeled beside it and was about to hand it back to Bella when he noticed what was scrawled on the front cover.

The Edward Masen Assassination Plan.

Shock filled Carlisle's body, causing him to shake like crazy. The memo pad was clutched in between his fingers. Emmett and Jasper walked beside him.

"What's wrong?" Emmett asked. Jasper bent down and plucked the pad out of Carlisle's trembling fingers. Jasper's eyes widened and he threw it to Emmett. Emmett caught it expertly and he read the title. Emmett ran upstairs to Edward's room.

"Number 36," Emmett announced to the boys crowded in Edward's room.

"She thought up of that many?" Edward asked incredulously. Edward was clutching his sides after laughing so much. Jasper and Carlisle looked frightened for Edward's sake and weren't taking each murder suggestion well.

"I will offer to cook swordfish for dinner. Then when I get it, I will stab the bill through Edward Masen's body as he is eating his last meal," Emmett said morbidly. Edward laughed loudly.

"Death...by...swordfish," Edward gasped between breaths. Emmett gave Jasper a look that suggested that they question Edward's sanity.

"We have to find out a way to stop her," Carlisle whispered, chewing on a nail.

"I have an idea," Emmett hinted. Jasper, Edward and Carlisle looked at him and then they looked at each other and said, "No," at the same time.

"I would agree, but hear me out," Emmett said in an offended tone. The four gathered their heads together to discuss Emmett's plan in secret.

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1. The murder suggestion number 36 was an idea from CSI: NY. It is quite possible as I've seen.

2. This isn't the end of Chapter 5...

3. Review?