Stephenie Meyer owns all Twilight Characters. Storyline/Crossover owned by Tomoko Hayakawa.

Right to be clear:

1. The guards are Edward's guards who were there to kidnap Edward after he turned down the offer. They also work security for that place. Their job is to protect Edward, even though he unwillingly took the job.

2. Bella fainted because she thought Edward was 'too dazzling' and he was about to kiss her.

3. By the way Bella doesn't get angry when people call her ugly. She gets REALLY upset and filled with grief, of course she's angry, but her grief is so great that it masks her anger. Sometimes she reacts to it, but she doesn't feel that people calling her ugly is actually worth beating them up, because that's she thinks is the truth (even though it isn't).

Drama much?

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"Edward?" Jasper asked. There were knocks on the door. Bella opened her eyes. Her head felt heavy, and she felt like she was lying in an uncomfortable position. She hit her head, to gain consciousness quicker. She sat up groggily.

This isn't my room, Bella thought. Then she realised where she was. She looked around the room for Edward. She ripped the door open and saw a distressed Jasper.

"Isn't Edward in there?" Jasper asked in astonishment. Bella shook her head. She walked back into the room.

"The window wasn't open before," Bella confirmed. Beside the open window she saw a card. It was the place that Edward had turned down that morning. Jasper looked at it and realised instantly.

"There's a huge fundraiser there tonight," Jasper explained, whilst looking for the keys. Emmett and Carlisle were ready to go.

"Bella, stay at home."

"No. I want to go," Bella said stubbornly.

"It's a fundraiser. You'll...attract too much attention," Jasper said dryly.

"I'll change!" Bella screeched. Bella had to get him back. She had to follow through her plan. That's all she could think as she ran upstairs. Carlisle opened the door, it was Alice.

"I was wondering if Jasper was in," Alice chattered. Then she noticed the to-go outfits they were wearing.

"Was I interrupting something?" Alice asked in shock. Jasper took hold of Alice's hand and ran upstairs with her.

"Alice, help Bella dress?" Jasper pleaded. Alice saluted Jasper and wrenched the door open. There was a scream and then quick explanations.

10 minutes later, Bella and Alice looked dressed to impress, Bella was sporting a large poncho top, skinny leggings and sneakers. Alice on the contrary was wearing a blue ruffled Lanvin dress. But Bella's casual look was alright for the boys as Bella looked like a completely different person. There was some disagreement with what the boys were wearing. They also decided to dress. They came down the stairs all dressed in Emmett's fancy tuxes. Carlisle took charge of the Volvo and then they drove to the fundraiser. When they go there, they simply glided past all the security guards without any questions asked. Bella walked modestly through the crowds in search for Edward. Emmett was looking at all the girls. Carlisle was mingling with people and as for Jasper and Alice; they were talking about 'stuff'. Nobody recognised Bella. Once, Emmett sidled up to Bella asking her out. Bella punched Emmett in response, and his face was worth a thousand words when he realised it was Bella. Bella was in hot pursuit of her prey. There was the odd time where she talked like a lady to people. Jasper admired Alice's work.

"Do you think she's a lady now?" Alice asked. She was happy that Jasper was happy with her. For her it was the best feeling in the world.

"Maybe." Jasper replied. His head amongst others turned when someone made an announcement.

"Please let me present to you, my latest discovery, that has captured my heart, and will inevitably capture yours" a host declared whilst winking, and behind him the curtain opened. There were sounds of awe and shock from the crowd. Edward lay lifelessly behind him. He had been changed into clothes and had been bound. Bella gasped, when she saw that her prey was someone else's prey. She had to get him back. It didn't seem to strike her that Edward might be in serious trouble. She watched the host taunt her, by getting close to him. She ran up to the stage in a fit of rage and she punched the host. The shock of the attack made him stumble backwards away from Edward.

"What do you think you're doing?" the host exclaimed in anger. Bella drew out a knife from her bag and held it up. The host changed his tone.

"Look isn't it something we can't discuss?" the host pleaded. Bella stared at him in disgust. She skilfully cut the ropes that bound Edward to the chair and when she was done she fled with him on her back. It was hard to run with him on her back, because he was too heavy for her.

"Don't let her get away."

Damn it, Bella thought. She gave Edward for Emmett to take care of. Now, all she had to do was protect her friends, and the dazzling creature. Guards had begun to surround them. She didn't really worry about them too much. She was a black belt and she was going to kick every guard's ass, as long as it guaranteed escape.

"Miss, you've caused enough trouble already," one began to say, "just give him back, and you'll be out of here." Edward was starting to revive. He became familiar with his surroundings. He saw Bella stood in front of him and Emmett.

"Why would I give him back to you?" Bella snarled, "This person is evolution's greatest creation and you expect me to give him to you?"

Edward blushed when Bella said that he was evolutions greatest creation.

"Well, if you're going to make us do it the hard way, then we will."

"Bring it," Bella said, clenching her jaw. She was all fired up and ready to fight everyone who stood in her way.

The guards launched themselves at her; Bella dodged this by jumping up high. She aimed her first two kicks at the front two guards. They fell to the ground. Using the first two as some sort of trampoline Bella jumped higher and somersaulted in the air.

Crap, this poncho is way too heavy, Bella thought, hesitating before aiming another two kicks at some more guards. The guards were starting to fear her and started to cower. The crowds were dispersing and running away. Even the host was lost for words.

Edward looked up and saw that Emmett was standing right beside him. Emmett felt Edward stir.

"EMMETT!" Edward cried. Emmett nearly jumped; he wasn't expecting Edward to yell like that.

"It was so creepy! I can't believe you came after me!" Edward started to sob in ecstasy. He then looked at what Emmett was wearing.

"Why are you wearing a penguin suit?" Edward asked sceptically.

"Shut up. We're good to go," Emmett muttered, looking at Bella's progress. She had distracted the guards enough to let Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Alice and Carlisle go. Emmett unravelled the complicated knots tying Edward briskly. Together they fled. Bella stood as a barrier behind them, daring anyone to come closer. No one is that stupid to go closer to me, Bella beamed elegantly, her hands in front of her head. She backed out, staring at the people inside.

"Bella, get in!" she heard Carlisle yell.

"Enjoy your night," Bella said sardonically before running to the car. There were too many people in the car. Alice enthusiastically sat on Jasper's knee. Carlisle, Emmett and Edward smirked. Jasper was silently cursing them. Bella was cooking up another way to kill Edward now that he was on to her. All was well.

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"How could you, honey?" a woman howled in despair.

"Please! Please give me another chance!" the man begged.

"I'm sorry, I don't approve of your plans of kidnapping boys and doing what you're doing, it's over," the woman said, her eyes welling up. She didn't cry, though. She would only cry for one person – the person she truly loves, and knowing that he wasn't the person she loved, she turned her back on him and walked away. She opened the limo door. She looked around until she found a sleek, black mobile.

"Swan residence," a cheery voice answered.

"Emmett. I saw Bella's performance this evening at the Livingston fundraiser. I'm not impressed." Auntie whispered into the phone.

"Auntie..." she heard Emmett try to explain.

"Say no more. The party on Sunday will have to be cancelled," Auntie sighed, "You must make more improvement. Until then, you will have to pay the rent. Ciao."

Auntie hung up on him.

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Unfortunately Edward hasn't kissed Bella...yet..