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Me:How'd You Guys Get Here...?

Episode 2

*Aang and Katara walking back to village. Sokka sees them and gets skeptic again because big flare is still in the sky*

Sokka: "What the heck did you guys do? Now the Fire Nation knows where we are. Looks like I'm going to have to fight them off."

Katara: "Uh...Sokka your a comic relief character. You couldn't fight off a short bus full of nuns."

Sokka: "You just watch Katara,you just watch."

*Shows Zuko and Sokka putting on armor and makeup*

Sokka: "Alright Fire Nation time to go clubbing. By which I mean get hit with my club and bleed to death!

*Sokka runs up to Zuko and tries to hit him but Zuko simply kicks him into the snow.*

Narrator voice (talking deep and slow): "HUMILIATION"

Katara: "Yup that's about what I expected."

Zuko(Remember to read Zuko's parts in a whiny voice): "I know that the Avatar is here. Now show me where he is or I am gonna get upset!"

Aang: "Uh yeah thats me over here."

Zuko: "Your coming with me."

Aang: "Will there be candy?"

Zuko: "Uh...yeah happy candy from the uh...happy company just get in the van- I mean ship!"

*Aang gets taken away by guards into ship*

Aang: "Yeah...candy...yeah"

Katara: "Aang is the Avatar! We have to go save him!"

Sokka: "What is so great about the Avatar?"

Katara: "Hes like the Danny Phantom of this world!"

Sokka: "Danny Phantom of this world? So you mean he is like Kung-fu action Jesus?"

Katara: "Uh yeah pretty much."

*Sokka gets this really funny looking,shocked face on. Then they go on Appa and start flying to go save Aang.*

Sokka: "Fly you logic defying beast of burden! Fly! Don't worry Kung-fu action Jesus we are coming to save you!"

-Meanwhile on Zuko's ship-

Aang: "So...wheres the happy candy?"

Zuko: "There is no happy candy stupid head. I have captured you. Guards take him to the prison hold"

One Minute Later...

*Aang escapes the guards and goes to Zuko's room to get his staff when suddenly Zuko comes in and closes the door behind him so he and Aang can fight*

Zuko: "How did you escape?"

Aang: "Oh come on! I'm the Avatar! Did you really think that faceless henchman #1 and 2 could hold me?"

Zuko: "Well If they couldn't,then I will!"

*Aang uses his glider to throw Zuko and his mattress to the left side of his room*

Aang: "Uh no"

*Aang throws him and his mattress to the ceiling*

Aang: "And no. Yes,your smelly"

Katara: "Aang! We're here to save you!"

Aang: "Yeah I pretty much took care of that myself but thanks for bringing my bison you guys are like a valet."

*They all get on Appa and begin to fly off*

Zuko: "Nooooo hes getting away! Stop him!"

*Iroh and Zuko Launch big fireball at Appa and the Gaang*

Alicia Keys: "This boy can bend FIREEEE. This boy can bend Fireeee"

Aang: " get. that. weak. shit. OUTTA here!"

*Aang jumps up and opens the top part of his glider a little*

*Aang slams Zuko and Iroh's fireball into big mountain of ice and Zuko's ship gets stuck in mountain ice and they fly off into the sky*

Sokka: "Okay now lets go to...Wait where are we going?"

Aang: "Well first I got to go pick up some stuff from my crib at the Southern Air temple,then we are going to the North pole."

Katara: "So I could learn waterbending?"

Aang: "Actually its so I could learn waterbending since I need to master all four elements but you can learn too."

Katara: "Uh thanks.. I guess..."

Aang(thinking to himself): 'Yeah...she totally digs me'

*Zuko,Iroh,and the ship's crew go to the docks so the ship can get repaired*

Zuko: "Remember uncle, don't tell anyone we found the Avatar or they'll try to capture him and I won't be able to make daddy love me!"

*Zuko sees Zhao walking towards them*

Zuko: "Awh its that jerk Zhao. I hate that guy!"

*Zhao walks towards them*

Zuko: "Hey Wolverine,nice side burns."

Zhao: "Why thank you Cyclops hows the eye?"

Zuko: "AWWWWHHHHH"

Zhao: "Speaking of your failures hows your wild goose chase with the Avatar?"

Iroh: "We are doing fine but we haven't found that bastard yet."

Zhao: "Oh really? Would a bottle of Ciroc change you mind?"

Iroh: "Come quickly and immediately"

*Zuko starts making whiny noises that sounds like he is constipated*

Zuko: "no No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Meanwhile...

Aang: "Well here we are. The Southern Air Temple. This is where I live"

*He points to Gyatso's statue*

Aang: "This is the guy that taught me everything I know."

-Flashback Begins-

Gyatso: "Remember Aang,if you ever fall into the water in a storm never freeze yourself in a block of ice like a complete moron."

-Flashback Ends-

Aang: "Well I screwed that one up."

Katara: "Are you okay Aang? I mean your entire race was wiped out and that probably included Monk Gyatso."

Aang: "Of course I'm okay. I mean,Monk Gyatso was like 80 years old. If the Fire Nation didn't kill him he would've died of old age by now. I mean seriously did you expect me to flip out and go into some type of supernatural rage or something?"

Katara: "Yup. Thats about what I expected."

*Aang sees Momo*

Aang: "Hey look a kitty!"

Sokka: "Aang...I don't think its a kitty."

*Aang gets into the avatar state*

Aang (In Disoriented Voice): " YES. IT. IS."

Sokka: "Holy crap muffins!"

Katara: "Okay Aang you win! Its a kitty!"

*Aang gets out of the Avatar State*

Aang: "Glad you see it my way Katara."

Aang(Thinking to Himself): 'Yeah shes totally into me'

Aang: "Oh yeah where we?"

*Shows them outside with Momo on Aang's shoulder*

Aang: "I hereby name you kitty,Pedro. And I'm gonna love you and love you and love you and love you-"

Sokka: "Aang can we go now?"

*Shows them riding off on Appa*

Aang: "Oh yeah sure I don't even know why we came here anyways."

Zhao: "Your idiotic crew told all about the Avatar. I now have all the information I need to capture him before you. And then I will have all the glory of defeating a 12 year old child myself."

Zuko: "I challenge you to an Agni Kai!"

Zhao: "Don't you mean a Fire Duel?"

Zuko: "No...Agni Kai!"

Zhao: "Whats the difference?"

Zuko: "Agni Kai sounds Asian-ish..."

Zhao: "...I'm going to kill you slowly."

-insert de la line-

Iroh: "Remember what we practiced! Always aim for the groin!"

Zuko: "HIYA!"

*Unleashes fireball and misses*

Zhao: "Please...take a seat emo boy."

*Unleashes big fireball that pushes Zuko down to the floor*

Zhao: "Now to finish you off"

*Falls to the floor*

Zhao: "OH SHIT BANANA PEEL!"

*Zuko gets up and goes to Zhao while he is still on the floor. Zuko aims fireball at Zhao's head but the fireball goes right next to Zhao's head instead."

Zhao: "Oh my god. Did you really just miss that?"

Zuko: "No I did it on purpose...so uh...Let that be a lesson to you."

Zhao: "Oh so instead of being completely talentless your completely ball-less. Nice save moron."

Zuko: "Stoooop making fun of me! UNCLE! ZHAO'S BEING MEAN!"

Iroh: "C'mon Zuko!"

Zhao: "Yeah! You go ahead and run with your tail in between your legs! It should be easier with no balls there!"

-El Fin-

Sokka: "Aang ,Appa's sattle is uncomfortable!

Aang: "Then get...SEAT PETS!SEAT PETS! BUCKLE UP AND SNUGGLE UP!

A/N:Disclaimer:I DON'T OWN SEAT PETS! LOL. Hope you enjoyed! Review!

Xoxo

Danyella