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Episode 3

Aang: *Riding Koi Fish* "Hey Katara pay attention to me,pay attention to me,pay attention to ME!"

Katara: "Well,theres nothing to pay attention to around here so I'm going to go."

*Runs off somewhere*

Aang: "Awh fooey."

*Large shadow appears*

*Aang gets thrown into water because Koi fish swam away*

*Creepy,adventurous,dramatic,Jaws-like music starts playing*

*Unagi appears*

*Unagi chases Aang*

Aang: *While still being chased and is running on water*

"Can't die still a virgin! Can't die still a virgin! Can't die still a virgin! Can't die still a virgin!"

*Crashes into Sokka(NOT IN THAT WAY YOU DIRTY-MINDED FREAKS)*

Sokka: "OW! My nuts/balls/testicles/things below penis."

Katara: "WOW! I didn't know you had those! I though you were a she-male. Like since you have no boobs(male) but you have a girl part (female)"

Sokka: "Would you like me to prove I am a full male?"

Katara: "EW NO!"

Aang: "Guys I think I hit my head on that tree over there."

Katara: "Why?"

Aang: "Everything's purple. And since when is Sokka an earthbender?AW MAN! I forgot to give Appa his daily feeding of cats."

*Sokka and Katara just give him strange looks*

Sokka: "Whatever. I just hope all that commotion didn't attract any attention."

*Kyoshi Warriors come and blindfold/tie them up*

Sokka: "DAMN YOU IRONY!"

-Later when they are tied up on pole-

Sokka: "Take take this blindfold off of me so I can glare at you and make you feel uncomfortable."

Suki: "Shut up or I'll feed you to our sea monster! Larry the unquenchable."

Sokka:*Gets blindfold taken off*

"What the? A group of girls captured us! Wait that could only mean... Oh no this is that stupid girl power episode isn't it?

Suki: "That about sums it up."

Sokka: "I'll take the sea monster option please."

Katara: "Wait Sokka,if you die who will Suki/Ty lee gawk at/call cute?"

Sokka: "I don't know...Aang or something."

Katara(Now speaking in Man/Monster voice): "Aang is mine and mine only"

Aang: "Katara...how many times do I have to say it? Wait till season 3."

Katara: "Oh right. Say your line you were supposed to say after Sokka says 'I'll take the sea monster option please '. Okay?"

Aang: "Alright."

"Wait,you guys shouldn't kill us. I'm the Avatar."

*Does airbender flip thing and cuts ropes with statue's fans and lands gracefully*

Sokka: "NO AANG STOP SAVING US. I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE IN THIS GIRL POWER EPISODE!"

Chief/Mayor of Kyoshi Island: "Well since you're really Kung-fu action Jesus, we'll let you and your friends stay here for a full week."

Sokka: "Dammit."

-Later-

*Sokka is currently walking towards the Kyoshi Warrior's training area*

*He enters*

Sokka(Thinking to himself):'Well since I'm in the girl power episode I might as well pick up some chicks.'

Sokka: "Hey there ladies. It's a good thing you have those fans to cool off 'cause you are hot."

Suki: "Nice try, but we don't date comic relief characters. Come back when you can actually fight."

Sokka: "Hey! I can fight!"

Suki: "Sure you can tough guy"

Sokka: "Okay you asked for it!"

Narrator Voice(Speaking like an announcer): "ROUND 1!"

*Sokka tries to hit Suki but she simply pushes him down."

Narrator Voice(Speaking like an announcer): "DING DING DING. OOOH! Sokka down for the count!"

-Meanwhile...-

Aang: "Katara pay attention to me."

Katara: "No."

*Shows Katara and Aang at marketplace*

Aang: "Katara pay attention to me"

Katara: "No thanks."

*Aang shows up with his Fan Girls*

Aang: "Look! All these people are paying attention to me!"

Katara: "STAY AWAY FROM MY FUTURE MAN!"

*Throws fruit at them and they all run away*

Aang: "So are you going to pay attention to me now since you scared all those girls away?"

Katara: "Nope."

*Aang and Katara are in their house while Katara is practicing her waterbending.*

Aang: "Hey Katara I'm going to go put myself in mortal danger so you better pay attention to me!"

Katara: "I'm not even going to look at you because I'm waterbending but good luck on the mortal danger thing."

Aang: "Oh double fooey."

-Meanwhile...-

*Sokka is in Kyoshi Warrior outfit*

Sokka: "Oh wow that girl really beat my ass-Wait WHY AM I IN A GIRL'S UNIFORM?"

Suki: "I thought I'd give a girly man a girly uniform."

Sokka: "So...wait,you took my clothes off?"

Suki: "Yup!"

Sokka: "So your telling me, that you took off my clothes,leaving me half naked,and put new ones on."

Suki: "Yes you moron."

Sokka: "Did you enjoy the view?"

Suki: "Your a real douche."

Sokka(Thinking to himself):'Wait a minute since this is the girl power episode if I wear makeup and a dress it will make me stronger! Conclusion: Girl Power episode+girly things=stronger guy. WITH THE POWER OF CROSSDRESSING I AM UNSTOPPABLE!'

Narrator Voice: "And THAT is Sokka-logic."

Sokka: "HIYA!"

*Pushes Suki to the floor*

Narrator Voice: "And so, instead of being completely useless unless telling a joke kind of guy,he went to be a women abuser instead. No wonder he was sexist.

Sokka: "I don't like you Narrator."

Narrator Voice: "You aren't supposed to."

Suki: "THATS IT! I'M GOING TO BRUISE YOUR SEXY LITTLE BODY!"

Sokka(Now out of his argument with the Narrator): "My WHAT little body?"

Sokka (Thinking to himself):'Yeah...she totally digs me'

Aang(Coming into Sokka's thoughts):'Hey! Thats my line!"

Suki: "SHUT UP AND BLEED YOU DOUCHE BAG/WOMEN ABUSER/IDIOT/MORON/SEXY MAN/I'M RANDOMLY IN LOVE WITH YOU/ASSHOLE/MOTHERFUCKER/COME TO MY BEDROOM SO I CAN SEDUCE YOU/PUNK/COMIC RELIEF CHARACTER/FAGGOT/STUPID PERSON!"

-Meanwhile...-

*Aang is in water waiting for Koi fish or Unagi/Larry when Katara shows up.*

Aang: "Katara you finally decided to pay attention to me!"

Katara: "No but Zuko is here and you should probably go kick his ass again."

Aang: "Fooey isn't even a strong enough word for this anymore. Just...just FUCK MY LIFE. FUCK MY LIFE. FUCK THE WORLD. I HATE MOST OF YOU PEOPLE."

-Meanwhile...-

Suki(Thinking to herself):'Wow. His physical strength is turning me on.'

Sokka(Thinking to himself): 'Wow. I'm wearing a dress and it's turning me on.'

Chief/Mayor of Kyoshi Island: "Would you two top flirting! We're under attack!"

Lieutenant Jee(In heavy accent): "So we're going to find the Avatar,eh?"

Zuko(Don't forget his whiny voice!): "Jee...your ruining our image."

Iroh: "For once my idiotic brat of a nephew is right. We can't just come into a village on rhinos like bad asses and have some guy with an unknown accent ruin that. So...get the fuck out until we need you in the plot."

*Kyoshi Warriors appear out of no where and take out Jee and some other guy*

*Aang and Zuko face off*

Zuko: "I have you now Avata-"

*Aang uses fans he has and blows Zuko into a building*

Aang: "Yeah...no you don't."

-Meanwhile-

Sokka: "Suki,come with us,you'll be a main character!"

Suki: "I'm a warrior Sokka I can't"

*Kisses him on the cheek*

Sokka: "I thought you were a warrior?"

Suki: "I am...but I'm a girl too."

*Sokka slaps her*

Narrator Voice: "WOMEN ABUSE."

Sokka: "You stupid ass bitch. PICK AN OPTION. ARE YOU A WARRIOR OR A GIRL. Your lucky I love you."

*Aang,Katara,and Sokka all on Appa flying while Katara is fixing Sokka's pants.*

Sokka: "I've got a girlfriend...a girlfriend..a girlfriend...I've got a girlfriend."

Katara: "Oh shut up I bet I could find a boyfriend just as easy!"

Aang: "Yeah,there might even be one right in front of you."

Katara(sees Haru): "Oh look there is ! YOO HOO …..RANDOM STRANGER...!"

Haru: "Oh no...I have been discovered! I must flee...sexily."

*Haru runs away and leaves boulders to cover up his tracks*

Sokka: "Oh,you really showed me Katara."

Katara: "This isn't over! We're going to follow him!"

Narrator Voice: "Follow=stalk excessively"

-Sometime Later-

*Katara finds Haru while in marketplace*

Katara: "Yes! There is my delicious chunk of man meat that the creators have made me in love with for this episode but we all know I want Aang more than this random stranger!"

*Katara and Haru walk through forest*

Katara: "Hey there good looking. I'm Katara."

Haru: "I...am Haru. And yes, I am very very very good looking. In fact,no word in any language could define how good looking I am. So you must make up a word,like sexyfine,to describe how beautiful I am."

Katara: "I love you too. And our wedding is going to have ponies...and unicorns...and rainbows who burb icecream..."

Important Prison Person Who Runs Prison Haru Is Sent To(Also known as the warden/IPPWRPHIST Oh and he speaks like a very very very GAY PERSON): "Excuse me mister but your under arrest for being a silly,silly little boy."

Haru: "What are you going to do to me?"

IPPWRPHIST(Don't forget to speak like a gay person when reading his parts): "If you resist I might have to spank your silly little bottom."

Katara: "Oh no! We have to go save Haru because he's been put in prison by a gay person and the gay person wants to have angry butt-sex with him!"

Sokka: "So let me get this straight. You want TWO BOYS to go with you to a GAY PRISON to save your boyfriend"

Katara: "Yes."

Sokka: "If I get butt raped I will hate you for eternity."

*When Katara is in Gay Prison an trying to make her speech.*

Katara: "Haru! I'm here to save you baby!"

Haru: "Uh Katara...I think you misunderstood...this isn't a prison. It's a bar. A GAY bar."

Katara: "I don't follow..."

Haru: "Katara I wasn't captured so I could be butt raped. I asked him to capture me because it would turn me on. Because,well Katara,I'm gay. I like men."

**Shows Aang,Katara,and Sokka all on Appa."

Sokka: "Wait..Wait...this is just to good. So the first girl my age that I meet, I get a kiss from her like that. But you chase some guy halfway across the region and not only does he reject you, but he's gay too? He's one of them 'I'm a pretty little fairy' kind of guys. HAHAHAHA."

Katara: "SHUT UP SOKKA!"

Narrator Voice: "The game of love. Sokka: 1 , Katara: -5 and Iroh:5000"

Sokka: "This whole thing was just to funny!"

Aang: "Well I'm glad you enjoyed it! Meanwhile I was almost RAPED!"

-Flashback-

Aang was following Katara because he wanted to make sure she would be safe so he wouldn't have to go all glowy on these faggots. Aang was just peeking around the corner,watching her,when he heard the sinister voice.

"Hey there young man your looking mighty fine,I'd really love to try you." After that Aang was visibly shaking.

"NO I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. BACK AWAY. I'M TOO YOUNG AND PRECIOUS. FUCKING RAPIST!"Aang shouted at the top of his lungs. He shot a air blast at the guy and ran, full speed ,away.

Now Aang knew what people meant when they said "Don't drop the soap."

-Flashback ends-

Sokka: "You have my condolences."

Aang: "Thanks Sokka."

-El Fin-

Sokka: "Suki,come with us,you'll be a main character!"

Chief/Mayor of Kyoshi Island: "HA! She can't go now where. SHE A HOE! You can't turn a hoe into a girlfriend."

Sokka: "Look Chief/Mayor-"

Chief/Mayor of Kyoshi Island: "Actually,my name is a pimp named Slickback."

Sokka: "Well Slickback-"

A Pimp Named Slickback: "No. It's a pimp named Slickback."

Sokka: "I just said that!"

A Pimp Named Slickback: "No you saying Slickback. But my first name isn't Slickback. It's A Pimp Named Slickback."

Sokka: "...JUST FUCKING FORGET IT!"

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