A/N:Hey My Lovelies! I Guess I Want To upload A Little Bit Earlier Than A Week. But,Once Again,I Did Say I Was Going To Update In A 1-7 Day Range. Shout Out To Geekazoid13 For Being The AWESOMEST Zutarian EVER. Enough Of My Rambling. LETS START THE STORY! Enjoy!

Episode 4

Narrator: "For being the awesomest people EVER! You get an awesome intro theme song about Aang(The Avatar) being KUNG-FU ACTION JESUS!"

Theme Song: "He's Kung-fu Action Jesus

He's saving the day

Gonna make the bad guys pay

With magic Kung-fu he'll save the day!

He's Kung-fu Action Jesus!"

Narrator: "Well I hope you guys enjoyed the theme song. Now let's see what our favorite people are doing!"

Aang: "This is the city of Omashu. Welcome to Omashu. It' a great place. Welcome to a great place."

*Random Omashu guard talking to cabbage merchant"

Omashu General/Guard Person: "What is this? Cabbages? We only allow real food in Omashu like beef jerky and chicken wangs."

*Sokka starts gawking/drooling over thoughts of meat*

Cabbage Merchant: "Um... sir? It's pronounced chicken wings not chicken wangs."

Omashu General/Guard Person: "...GET THE FUCK OUT."

*Earthbends cabbages over cliff*

*Sokka finally stops drooling over meat and says whats on his mind*

Sokka: "A whole city...dedicated to meat...THEY FINALLY UNDERSTAND ME!"

Katara: "ANYWAYS,Aang why are you wearing that ridiculous wig?"

*Katara points to wig Aang is wearing that is made out of Appa's fur."

Aang: "What wig? This is my hair. Because I have hair. Like Haru. You like boys with hair don't you?"

*Katara gives a really creeped out look*

Katara: "Um..."

Aang: "Please love me."

Katara: "What?"

Aang: "I...was uh...talking about my friend Bumi! Yeah I was talking about Bumi. We used to hang out here all the time."

-Flashback Mode-

Bumi: "Hey Aang watch me snort this mushroom"

-Flashback Mode Ends-

Aang: "Yeah good times."

Sokka: "So...what else did you and your friend do?"

Aang: "Well we used to watch por- I mean we used to go on the world's biggest super slide/rollercoaster."

Sokka: "Cool where is it?"

*Shows them riding mail chutes very fast*

Sokka: "Happy place Happy place Happy place!"

*They crash and a cat screeches and they are then taken to the Earth king*

Guard: "Your highness we arrested these people after they caused massive property damage by using our mail delivery system."

Bumi: "So in other words, they went postal ?!"

Bumi: "HA! You get it? Postal? Mail delivery system?"

Guard: "I got it the first 14 times you said it sir, but what should we do with the prisoners?"

Bumi: "Oh,right! Doing things! I'm the king! I do things. It's what I do."

Bumi: "AHA, I've got it! First, we'll pretend to be nice to them and through them a feast. Then, I trick the bald kid into revealing he is the Avatar. Then, we kidnap his friends and force him to go through a series of trials and-"

Guard: "Uh, sir, they're still right here. They can hear you."

Bumi: "Oh...well skip to the kidnapping."

Narrator: "One wardrobe change later..."

*Aang and Bumi are in hallway while Guard put rock candy on Katara and Sokka's fingers.*

Bumi: "Now , the rings on your friends will slowly grow until it completely covers them in crystal."

Aang: "Can't you just put two rings on Sokka?"

Sokka: "Oh, come on!"

Bumi: "Nice try,but in order to save the girl-"

Sokka: "-and Sokka!-"

Bumi: "-is to answer me these questions 3."

Narrator(Speaking like announcer): "Wanna play a game? Welcome to 'Can you save your friends?' game show where your friends die if you can't answer why! Today we have a special guest! The one,the only,AVATAR AANG! And our question asker, KING BUMI!"

*Wild applause*

Aang: "Thankyou, thankyou, I know I'm perfect."

Bumi: "Alright now let's get started. Question 1:What is your name?"

Aang: "Aang"

Narrator: "CORRECT!"

Bumi: "Question 2:What is your quest?"

Aang: "To defeat the Firelord and save the world."

Narrator: "CORRECT!"

Bumi: "Question 3: What is another way to say 'I wanna get high'"

Aang: " I wanna get stoned."

*Aang and Bumi are in arena*

Bumi: "You do? Perfect!"

*Bumi earthbends stones at Aang*

Aang: "Not cool."

Bumi: "You get it? Stoned. I'm throwing stones at you. Yes? No? Maybe? Lobster?"

Aang: "I got it...but it wasn't funny."

Bumi: "Oh, your no fun."

*They stop fighting*

Aang: "Okay I answered your questions. Can you let Katara go now?"

Sokka: "Oh, screw you!"

Bumi: "I'll let them go after you answer the final question."

Bumi: "Question 4:What is my name?"

Narrator(Speaking like Saw): "You have 15 seconds to answer before you friends die."

Narrator: "15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10-"

Sokka: "Oh! I know! He's an earthbender right? His name is ROCKY!"

Aang: "...this is why I wanted to save Katara and let you die."

Narrator: "5, 4, 3, 2-"

Aang: "BUMI! Your name is Bumi!"

Narrator: "CORRECT! We have a winner! You saved Katara!"

Sokka: "You will never know how much I DESPISE you Narrator."

Narrator: "Hold on! I'm searching...for a fuck to give."

Sokka: "Asshole."

Narrator: "Don't talk about yourself that way!"

Aang: "ANYWAYS, Bumi what happened to you?"

Bumi: "Steroids and crack cocaine"

Katara: "Well at least we know we weren't in any real danger."

Bumi: "Oh no, I was DEFINETLY going to kill you."

Aang: "Bumi...you psychotic"

Bumi: "Oh your to kind."

Zuko: "Uncle! Hurry up we're gonna be late for the Justin Bieber concert!'

Iroh: "Zuko,ya dumb ass, it's 5 o'clock. What happens at 5 o'clock?"

Zuko: "Naked Iroh time."

*Iroh stands up from hot spring(naked) and Zuko shields his eyes*

Iroh: "And what is the number 1 rule of Naked Iroh time."

Zuko: "Don't interrupt Naked Iroh Time."

Iroh: "Your damn right! Now get your ass out of here before I kick it!"

Zuko: "Awwh! Now I'm scarred physically AND mentally."

*Back with the Gaang and they are in the middle of a burnt forest*

Sokka: "Wow. This forest got owned...hard."

Aang(thinking to himself): 'Operation pity love'

Aang: "Wow. The destruction of this forest is making me so sad. If only somebody would hug me or French kiss me to make me feel better."

Katara: "I'll cheer you up Aang!"

Aang(thinking to himself): 'This is it...'

*Katara hands him a acorn*

Katara: "Here,have this plot solving acorn. It can resolve any situation in any plot!"

Aang: "Gee...,thanks Katara..."

Aang(thinking to himself): 'Curses! Foiled again!"

Old Man: "Avatar my village is under attack! You have to save us!"

Aang: "Oh...fine..."

Iroh: "Ah that was a good Naked Iroh time."

*Landslide in hot spring by earthbenders*

General: "Well well well,if it isn't the once great General Iroh."

Iroh: "Once great? Thats not what your wife said last night!"

Soldier: "He burned you there sir."

General: "Shut up soldier!"

-insert de la line-

Aang: "Fetch"

*Spirit monster destroys building."

Aang: "Fetch"

*Spirit monster destroys another building*

Aang: "Fetch"

*Spirit monster destroys another building*

Sokka: "Aang stop playing games with the monster!"

Aang: "We're just playing fetch Sokka."

*Spirit monster grabs Sokka and runs away*

Aang: "No! I didn't mean fetch Sokka!"

*Chases after Spirit monster but isn't quick enough and falls in front of bear statue*

Aang: "Not cool."

*Aang falls asleep then wakes up in the morning*

Aang: "Hey...why am I all blue-ish and see through-y"

*Roku's dragon appears*

Aang: "Are you here to take me to a never ending story dragon?"

Roku's Dragon: "Close enough."

Aang: "Yeah...kiss my ass Aragon!"

*Aang gets on Roku's dragon and the dragon is currently flying over he ocean to an island*

Aang: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

*They finally get to where Roku's statue is*

Aang: "Yay we're here!"

*Aang studies statue and where the light is carefully*

Aang: "Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...so when that light hits the statue tomorrow...,it will become a giant marshmallow! Awesome! I got to go tell the others!"

*Roku's dragon and Aang fly off*

*The general is currently hovering a rock over Iroh's hands to crush them*

General: "Time to rock you."

*Zuko kicks boulder away before it crushes Iroh's hands*

Zuko: "Da da dun da! I'm here to save you uncle!"

Iroh: "Wow Zuko! I can't believe I'm saying this but, you actually did something right this time! Now stand back. Uncle Iroh has some ass to kick."

Narrator: "WE CANNOT EXPLAIN IN GRAPHIC DETAILS WHAT HAPPENS. PLEASE IMAGINE A CUTE BUNNY RABBIT INSTEAD!"

General: "OW! My Groin! Why would you aim a fireball there? WHY?!"

*Aang is out of Spirit World and flies into village with his glider*

Aang: "Okay I'm back time to go"

Katara: "But Aang what about the Spirit monster?"

*Shows spirit monster releasing spirit-like stuff out it's mouth*

Spirit Monster: "BLAH!"

Aang: "Here spirit monster,have this plot solving acorn!"

*Spirit monster turns into panda and releases all prisoners*

Sokka: "Sokka is back baby!"

Villager: "Nobody cares!"

*Shows everyone riding off on Appa*

Aang: "To marshmallows, and beyond!"

-El Fin-

Bumi: "Cocaine is one hell of a drug."

A/N: Hope you liked this chapter! I had to make ALOT of my own twists in this one JUST like I did in the last chapter (ALL of the Narrator parts and more!). Hope you liked my twists!