A/N: Okay first off I wanna say I am SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER EXTRA EXTRA DING DONG DIGGITY SORRY. I had tons of problems in school and stuff and I couldn't use my laptop. Then our internet stopped working and other stuff. But yeah I'm back and better than ever BABY(Shake it up reference). This story was in Carrot-Bunny's story The Gaang's Companion so if you haven't checked out her story please do that! ITS AMAZING. Oh! I almost forgot! To the Guest you keeps leaving reviews either A. Telling me I misspelled something or B. Telling me to make it funnier. Listen here,The correct spellings and stuff I appreciate but hey,whats done is done. And about the "taking off funny/original parts" and such...I can. I can take it out if I want to. PLUS Avatar Abridged doesn't belong to me so I can't use everything exactly word for word. Come on now thats common sense. And I know you've watched the original series (in video form) because you know what sentences I messed up on so if it's that serious just don't read the story. Honestly just don't. And it would be better if I could message you but you don't have a real account.

ANYWHO enough of my rambling. Enjoy! And if I misspell a word or 2 don't get the pitchforks and torches. Kay?

Episode 5

On this fine day, the whiny emo brat-I mean Prince Zuko was looking through his telescope once again stalking the 3 original members of Team Avatar.

"I've got you now Avatar!"Zuko then turned to his faithful uncle. "Fire the catapult!"

"What are you talking about you moron? Why use the catapult when we can shoot fire out of our freaking hands? I mean HONESTLY did you just happen to forget the time we both launched a fireball at the Avatar before? Sure,he deflected it but still! Gosh if your father wasn't paying me to go on this Oh-so-fantastic journey of yours,I would've killed you by now. Nimrod. The things I do for money."

Iroh finished while shaking his head and sighing.

"Because I really wanna...now fire the catapult."Was Zuko's reply. A random soldier cut the rope and the fireball went flying into the air. But didn't hit Appa.

"No fair! He wasn't supposed to move! STOP CHEATING!" Zuko screamed.

While the Gaang was on Appa Sokka raised an eyebrow in confusion. "You'd think he'd stop trying after two hours of failing."

"I don't even have to dodge. He just misses." Aang said. Obviously surprised they still couldn't get at least ONE hit.

"Um I think we're going to have to change that strategy." Sokka said,now seeing a whole bunch of Fire Nation Navy ships.

"Oh please,"Aang replied rolling his eyes as he continued "They're all in a straight line. They're probably French."

At that moment,on a ship in the straight line of ships, Commander Zhao (Later to be known as an Admiral) was speaking to a soldier aboard his ship. "Fire the canon" he commanded

"Ahuh huh huh oui oui captain." The soldier said. Obeying his Captain's commands.

Sokka: "So THATS why Zhao's a commander! He commands people!"

Narrator: "Are-Are you kidding me? No..No it's not possible! No One Can be this dense!"

Sokka: "I am NOT dense!"

Narrator: "You're right-"

Sokka: "Thankyou-"

Narrator: "-Your much worse."

Sokka: "...I hate you."

Narrator: "Awh thanks Mr. Pony-tail-out-of-style guy!"

Sokka: "HEY! I-"

Narrator: "ANYWAYS on with the story!"

Currently all the Fire Nation Navy Ships (FNNS) launched all the fire balls at the Avatar (but didn't mind hitting Zuko's ship either. Courtesy of Zhao). Zuko's eyes widened as he saw all the fireballs come down at once.

"Uncle...I think I need a new pair of underwear."Zuko said frightened to death.

Meanwhile on Appa, Mario theme music started to play in the background as Appa dodged tons of fireballs. Until one certain fireball was about to crash head-on on to Appa. With the sound of gold coins being collected and the theme song in the background, Aang's foot shot a huge blast of air and completely destroyed the fireball. Then the Mario victory music played.

"Thank you so nice" Aang said then he turned to Zhao as he rode past his ship on Appa. "ROFLMAO Learn how to play NOOBS!" he screamed.

"Dammit!" Zhao said. He turned around to see Zuko's ship coming towards his own. "Oh well we'll just follow that idiot Zuko who'll lead us straight to him."

"Let him pass." Zhao said as he stopped his ships so Zuko's ship could get by.

"Yay! I did it all by myself!" Zuko said as he continued onward. At that time, Dora the explorer (his favorite person in the whole wide world) started to give him a concert.

"We made it pass Zhao and his evil ships yeah we did it! We did it!"

"We did it!" Zuko shouted extremely happy with his personal concert.

"Hurray!"Dora sang the final line before she pulled out her special talking map. As if on cue, a blue pointer came out of no where and assisted Dora and her talking map.

"We launched fireballs at the Avatar." Dora said pointing to a box on the map that showed a fireball missing its target. A second later a big red check mark appeared on the box Dora was pointing to. Then she pointed to another box.

"We got passed Zhao's ships." Dora said pointed to a box where Zuko's ship passed Zhao's. And, yet again, a big red check mark appeared on the box.

"Where do we go next?" Dora asked. Iroh raised an eyebrow at her question. There was only one box left on her talking map (which everyone was ignoring for some reason) and that box showed Zuko following the Avatar into the place where the sages were.

"Isn't it obvious?" Iroh asked. "We're going into the sage building to follow the Avatar. I mean, C'mon theres only one box left!" Iroh looking at the little girl and wondering where the hell her parents were at and if they knew their daughter was in another universe.

Dora,however, was not fased by Iroh's question. She continued smiling at him and his nephew like he hadn't said anything at all.

"We go to the building with the sages and find the Avatar!" Zuko shouted excitedly a big smile on his face. Iroh wondered if Zuko had heard him or was just plain ignoring him.

"That's correct!" Dora said as the blue pointer that had been hovering over them the whole time came and clicked the last box on her talking map which was still talking for no reason at all.

All of a sudden the blue pointer disappeared as the map was put back in Dora's talking backpack. Then some colorful stars came out and 3 snails with confetti. Dora collected the stars as the star pocket on her backpack had some type of rainbow vortex suction motion on it. After all this Iroh was very,very confused.

"Okay what the hell? Where did those stars come from and why do they have faces? Why is your purple backpack suddenly have a rainbow vortex? Zuko why are you ignoring me when I say something that questions this illogical part of the fanfic? Why does your map keep talking? Why does all of your inanimate objects have faces? Where is your parents? Where did you come from? How did those snails get here ? Seriously! We are in the middle of the freaking ocean! Where the hell did those snails come from? And why do they have confetti?"

Iroh finally took a breather and looked at His nephew and Dora who had blank faces.

"And another thing! Where in the spirits name did that blue pointer come from? Did anyone see that thing? It was hovering over us for the longest time! You would think it served a greater purpose that to just click on something! And where the fuck is it now? Are you telling me it just comes, clicks, and goes? And don't even get me started on the red check marks. Honestly! WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?!" Iroh shouted still looking at them expectantly, waiting for an answer.

Dora and Zuko blinked twice and turned to the soldiers who had now gathered around because they wondered what all the yelling was for.

"Keep going forward. We must follow the Avatar no matter what! Daddy must love me!" Zuko said as he stared at the new land that was coming in view.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Iroh shouted while his whole faced turned red. "DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME ASK YOU SOMETHING?!"

Zuko continued to look ahead as more and more land came to view while Dora sat down an waited patiently to get off the boat.

Iroh shut his eyes tight and took deep, calming breaths.

"You know what? I'm going to get some Ginseng tea and play Pai Sho. Yes,yes that sounds nice. And maybe afterwards I'll take a nice nap. A nap sounds lovely." Iroh said in a calm,gentle voice. He made his way past his nephew and the explorer and went below deck.

Narrator: "MEANWHILE AT ROKU'S TEMPLE"

Aang, Katara, and Sokka had just entered the temple of which the Fire sages resided.

"We can't let you pass." The fire sages said simultaneously.

"Well instead of destroying you all with my mighty Avatar powers (which I totally could do by the way) I'm just going to run away to keep things interesting. Smell you later homes! [Off to Bel-Air]" Aang replied as he and his friends ran away down random halls.

All was going well for the three. Until a Fire sage caught up with them.

"Well you caught up surprisingly quick." Aang said nervously as the Fire sage moved closer to him causing him and his friends to back up.

"No wait. I am a good guy here to help you. Now quick! Follow me down this secret tunnel." he said as he uncovered the tunnel.

Chong: "SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!"

Narrator: "Not yet Chong!"

Chong: "Oh sorry dude. I'm just baked like an apple pie right now man. High as a kite on steroids bruh. It's totally righteous. "

Aang and his friends stood in front of huge double doors which had a big Fire Nation insignia on it.

"You wouldn't happen to have a key for this thing would you?" Aang asked the Fire Sage.

"Hmmm" Sokka said probably coming up with a plan that would fail horribly. "Pedro listen carefully."

Pedro's (It's Momo in case you've forgotten) ears perked up at hearing his name.

"Yo necessito to open-o el door-o por favor comprende? Sokka said trying to be Spanish.

"Oh Si Si it's no problem mane." Pedro said as he opened the door.

"Muy bieno,Pedro. Me gusta." Sokka said as he patted the little lemur's head.

"Hey I speak English mane." Pedro responded as he looked at Sokka curiously.

"Oh my gosh you guys speak Spanish too?" Dora asked coming out from her and Zuko's hiding spot.

"Dora! You dookie pie! You just blew our cover! Your no longer a good explorer."Zuko said in a voice that was whinier than usual. He snatched the 'Best Explorer' badge off her shirt.

"Zuko no swiping!" Dora said as the blue pointer came back and clicked on her badge she just lost and took it away from Zuko before clicking her shirt and placing the badge back.

"Thats it! GET OUT THE FANDOM!" Zuko shouted his voice cracking slightly.

"Ayúdame!" Dora shouted before she vanished completely.

"Oh so sorry chica." Pedro muttered. Zuko then took Aang's arm behind his back.

"I got you now Avata-" Zuko didn't even get to finish his sentence before Aang kicked him down the stairs.

"-Oh no." Zuko said while falling down the stairs. Aang then hopped on everyone's head to get in the doorway before it closed.

"S'cuse me. Coming through. One way. Thankyou." Before he jumped through the door and it closed.

"Well done Zuko you really showed him." Zhao said while he and his soldiers walked out from the shadows.

"You mean you were there the whole time and didn't help?" Zuko asked while Zhao's soldiers tied him up.

"Totally worth it." Zhao said while smirking at the banished prince.

Narrator: "Wow Zhao is a total asshole."

Zuko: "Tell me about it."

Narrator: "MEANWHILE WITH AANG AND ROKU"

" Aang I'm here to tell you that-" Roku started.

"Hey wait a minute your not a marshmallow. Who are you?" Aang asked cutting him off.

"Didn't you go into the secret room at the Southern Air Temple?" Roku asked the young airbender who only gave him a blank stare in return.

"The whos-a-whatta?"

Roku sighed and began to explain. "I am Avatar Roku. I'm you in a past life. Now as I was saying, theres a-"

Roku was once again cut off by the airbender.

"Question." Aang said looking at his past life curiously.

"What is it?"

"If you're me in a past life, and I'm talking to you, does that make me weird?" Aang asked.

"What,no. It's some very complicated and unnecessary shit that involves spirits and mystical things that you wouldn't understand." Roku explained.

"Oh kinda like the birds and the bees Sokka was telling me about." Aang replied smiling a little now that he figured it out.

"Yes like the birds and the bees-wait what? No. Look Aang theres a big comet coming and it will give the firebenders extra ordinary powers. You must defeat the Fire Lord before-"

"Question." said Aang once again cutting his past life off.

"What now?" Roku asked exasperated with the boy in front of him.

Narrator: "Now it's time for...SCIENCE."

"Well if fire can't exist in space because there is no oxygen and comets are made of ice and rock why would it make firebenders stronger?"

"Because I said so Dammit!" Roku replied.

"Look it's very simple. Master all the elements, defeat the Firelord before the comet comes. Now go!" Roku said happy to be done with the conversation.

"Question." was Aang's only response.

"No. No more questions. Go. Just go!" Roku said rushing the Avatar out.

"Well I can't because there are some guys outside that are-" Aang was then cut off by Roku. Well theres a plot twist for ya.

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DAMMIT!" Roku shouted at the boy while he started destroying his own house.

"Oh my gosh! This guy is crazy hes destroying his own casa!" Momo said from atop Sokka's shoulder.

Zhao and friends quickly fled the building muttering about PMSing Avatars and Cheezits.

Aang and co. quickly escaped on Appa.

"Well what now?" Aang asked.

"How about some more episodes of filler and introducing minor characters who will serve no more purpose after one episode." Katara suggested.

"Sounds good to me." Aang replied as they all shared a hug for no reason at all.