Disclaimers to Stephenie Meyer and Tomoko Hayakawa.

Haha. I'm uploading this as I'm in ICT. Hope I don't get caught.

Plus, return of Stephen the anatomy doll :P

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"Today was a surprise," Emmett said, starting a conversation they all had wanted to have.

"Yeah. Do you think that guy will come here?" Carlisle questioned.

"Probably. You know, to win Bella's affections," Edward said, smirking.

"Well, feeling of love for Bella. Love changes a woman and maybe love is all Bella needs to become a lady," Jasper pondered. They all had the same vivid image of Bella and Jacob as a couple and they all began to start laughing.

"What a couple!" Edward managed to say.

"Don't laugh!" Carlisle said, laughing himself.

"Argh, I can't get it out of my mind!" Emmett said, hitting his head trying to get the mental image out of his mind.

"I'm okay," Jasper said, his poker face hiding his emotions.

"That's because your thinking about your little kiss with Alice," Emmett teased. Jasper threw a pillow at him which was thrown back. Soon the four, were hiding behind the sofas. Even though, Edward and Carlisle were neutral, they had somehow gotten dragged in the pillow fight.

"That bath was nice, Stephen. Tomorrow, I will dry you out in the garden and polish you until you shine," Bella stated happily whilst walking through the battlefield to the stairs.

"She t-t-took a b-b-bath with her a-anatomy d-doll?" Carlisle stuttered in shock, it was hard to admit that it wasn't freaky at all.

"Ha. I wish that the boss could have heard that!" Edward yelled, standing up, only to be hit by pillows.

Jacob Black was not impressed.

He had sent two of his gang members to spy on Edward, and when they came back he got the biggest surprise of his life.

"Edward and the love of my life are living together?" Jacob shouted. The gang members were starting to be afraid – they couldn't believe the amount of love Jacob had for Bella.

"I won't tolerate this," Jacob muttered, "I believe that we must now put Plan A into action."

"What's Plan A?" one of his gang members asked.

"JARED! DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M GIVING YOU ORDERS!" Jacob yelled, he then sat down and when he had his emotions in check he looked at them.

"Plan A is to kidnap the girl," Jacob told them. They nodded, and the one called Jared was last.

Bella was in the garden with Stephen. She was far away from the pool, and Stephen was under an umbrella. Heck, this may have been a sunny day, a rarity in Forks, but the weather was unpredictable. Bella had put Stephen into a deck chair and sat next to him sipping lemonade from a glass.

"Hmm...I wonder if you like vampires. I like vampires, with their fangs. I'd put fangs in your mouth Stephen, but it's clamped together." Bella was talking rapidly to Stephen. Jacob's gang hid in the bush.

"Paul, how are we going to do this?" Jared complained.

"I don't know, that girl is creepy. I can't believe that Jacob got us to do this." Paul replied. They both nudged another gang member called Sam. Sam looked at them for a second and they stopped nudging him. Sam was beta gang member, and he wasn't to be crossed.

"Okay. Jared you're going to get her," Sam ordered.

"But, Sam," Jared complained.

"NOW." Sam boomed. It was too loud. Bella walked over to the rosebush and she was holding one of Stephen's eyes.

"Can I help you?" Bella asked. Sam, Jared and Paul yelled in horror at the eye. Bella put the eye back in Stephen's eye socket and then smiled.

"Bella, food is served!" Bella turned around to the mansion. Taking their opportunity to leave, Jared had fallen onto Stephen and clutched Stephen. Sam and Paul pulled Jared along, and Jared clutched Stephen along.

Bella turned around to face the 3 boys she had seen in the bushes before. To her surprise they had gone. She then went to retrieve Stephen, but he wasn't there.

There was a bloodcurdling scream, and Bella fell to her knees. She felt vengeance was hers. She ignored the call for food, and she sped for Stephen after the Stephen robbers.

Alice was headed over to the mansion.

"A date with Jasper," she smiled, skipping along. Mid-skip she stopped, "We're going to the library, to study." She put this thought out her mind and began to skip to the mansion again. A few seconds later, the thought haunted her again

"How am I going to develop our relationship in a library?" Alice asked herself glumly. She then thought up of a plan that was so easy and sneaky.

"As we're studying, I would say, "I don't get this," and then he would show me and then I would tell him, "No, not that. I don't get your feelings," and then he would hold my chin and look me in the eyes and then he would say, "like this," and then head towards and -," Alice planned, squealing with what was going to happen in the end. Her daydreams were real to her, but she never doubted that Jasper would probably be confused.

Jacob's gang rushed past her, knocking her to the ground.

"Argh, what if I had broken something?" Alice grumbled brushing the dust off her new clothes. She recognised the people that were running away.

"Aren't those boys, that person's gang members?" Alice asked herself. She had no time to contemplate this because she could see a figure speeding towards her.

"Bella?" Alice asked, Bella rushed on ahead.

"So you came back empty handed?" Jacob snarled at Jared, Paul and Sam. Sam tried to explain, but Jacob growled so loudly that Sam didn't make a sound in the end. Jacob was furious. He paced around angrily in the little house they rented fuming to himself. It was then when Jared realised he was holding something.

"ARGHH!"

Jared threw Stephen as hard as he could to the opposite wall. Sam and Paul edged closer to Stephen.

"What is it?" Jacob demanded, walking closer to Sam and Paul. Sam and Paul took a step back and Jacob saw Stephen. Jacob couldn't help but yelp in disgust.

"Get rid of it, NOW!" Jacob commanded loudly. Jared obeyed and threw Stephen in a trash can.

"Burn it, it's so vile and disgusting," Jacob ordered. Sam got a lighter and flicked it. The fire burned the oxygen hungrily.

"I'm burning it," Sam said, his fingers almost relaxing to drop the lit lighter in the trash can.

The door opened wide, and the light poured in temporarily blinding, Jacob, Sam, Paul and Jared.

Bella stood in that light, panting and sweating.

"You came to see me?" Jacob cooed in affection.

"Stephen," Bella gasped, walking past Jacob and towards Stephen. Jared, Paul and Sam blocked her way.

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Safe. Not in trouble. Reviews please?