[Random dream of Hibiya]
"Hibiiiiyyyyya! " Delic whined, collapsing on top of the raven.
"What?" He groaned, still tired.
"I want Mac n cheese!"
"Then make some damn Mac n Cheese!"
"I'm too lazy.. Will you make it with me~?"
"Fine.." He groaned, pushing him off of him and sitting up to rub his eyes.
".. Aww your morning groans are cute~" Delic purred.
"We should record this shit for fun." The raven said, making his way into the kitchen.
"Yes! Go get my phone! We're going to be famous on MYtube!"
The raven nodded, going to get his phone. "I don't know about you, but I feel stoned." He said, handing him his phone.
"Saaaaaame." The blonde said, turning on his video app.
Hibiya waved at the camera. "Hi there~"
"Hi MYtube! This is my sexy friend Hibiya~" Delic giggled.
"And this is Delic."
"And we're going to make Macaroni! Because I'm hungry as fuck and single as fuck and have spare time up the ass!"
"He just dragged me out of bed a few minutes ago, so I have no fucking idea what's going on." Hibiya yawned.
The blonde pat him on the head "Just be a good lil boy and start boiling the water~"
"Yes ma'm." Hibiya went to go get a pan, filling it with water from the sink and putting it on top of the stove.
"Yeah.. Look at that sexy turn on boil that water.." Delic mumbled. " Fuck yeah.."
He blushed. "We're not going to put this on Mytube and get fired, Delic."
".. I was talking about the stove.. What the fuck you talking about?"
Hibiya frowned. "Oh.. Sad day."
"Aww~ is someone jealous? You know your sexy as fuuuuuuuck~ just look at that tight little ass." Delic purred, pointing the camera downward at the raven's behind.
Hibiya blushed, turning around to face him."Stahp!"
"Ooh and your fronts not bad either~" he purred, pointing the camera at the watrer. "ER MA GERD! The waters boiling!"
"No shit." Hibiya laughed.
"Random question... Does jizz taste good in macaroni?"
The raven had a pokerface. ".. I don't know. I'm not kinky with my boyfriends."
"Well maybe you should.. I'm going to invent Jizzeroni SCREW DA POLICE!"
"I would totally jizz in this macaroni."
"Now. Do it now. Now."
Then he did, watching Delic eat all the macaroni like a disgusting pervert before the police came in and arrested them randomly.
[9:13am Saturday morning]
Hibiya woke up to Delic tapping him on the head.
"Wakey wakey." The blonde said, grinning.
Hibiya sat up, confused at the dream. "I had a really fucked up dream.." He shuddered. He completely forgot most of it, only little fragments of it that made him think 'What the fuck was I dreaming?' '
"About?" Delic tilted his head in confusion.
".. It was about Macaroni, I think." He frowned.
".. I fucking love macaroni.."
"All I remember is that it was weird.." He got up, stretching and taking off his shirt to pull his sweater back on.
Delic eyed him, smirking a bit. "So any way.. I have a perfect slut outfit planned for you~"
"What is it?" He asked, pulling on his pants over the shorts.
"A pretty purple thong, short black skirt, pink fishnets, stuffed bra, white belly shirt and black jacket with purple stripper boots and all complete with make up and a pretty wig~" he grinned.
"Delic.. I'm a guy. I still have a dick, so I think a thong is out of the question."
"We'll tuck it.." He giggled, sipping some coffee. "And you'll be wearing black panties under them just in case. That way if someone looks up your skirt you're covered."
"Where will the microphone be hidden? In between my fake cleavage?" He teased, getting up to get a glass of water from the kitchen.
"Your earpiece will be in a pair of fake clip earrings and the microphone will be in a necklace and your phone will be in your hand at all times like every other teenage girl."
"Alright." He said.
They spent the rest of the afternoon buying the outfit and implanting the chips.
[6:45pm Saturday night]
"I'm not coming out of this bathroom!" He demanded from behind the door, stomping his foot
"Come on! You spent an hour doing your hair and make up and that outfit is sexy! You look fine!"
He came out, clad in the outfit. "I feel like a transvestite.." He said, flipping his now-long black hair over his shoulder.
Delic stared at him, drooling a bit and shifting a bit. "Your fucking hot.." He said. "I would fuck you.. just so you know "
Hibiya blushed. "..Let's just go.." He said, walking over to get his keys. They drove to the area that his cousin told him about, seeing several teenage girls that were dressed a lot like Hibiya enter a secret door between the bar. They got out, Hibiya zipping up his jacket and walking into the club with Delic.
There was a bunch of colorful lights and music with the scent of cigarettes, drugs and alcohol in the air. A couple girls walked up to Delic, feeling him up. "Wanna go pretty boy?~" One of the girls purred in his ear. The blonde blushed.
"Stop flirting with my boyfriend!" Hibiya squeaked in a overdone feminine voice, stomping over to them in his heels.
Delic raised an eyebrow at him, but played along. "Sorry gals~ I only fuck one bitch and she's right here~" he purred, moving away from them and spanking Hibiya's ass and making the raven let out a little eep.
"Aww come on! She can share!" one of the girls pouted.
"No, I cant! He is mine~" He reached out and intertwined his hand with Delic's. Surprisingly, he felt Delic curl his hand more into his that made him blush.
The girls glared, leaving. Delic sighed"Well I almost got raped by some teenagers... How dandy."
"Eh. Could be worse." He let go of his hand for a moment. "What do you want me to do?"
"Go down on me!" He laughed sarcastically. "Nah.. Just wonder around and try to find out what's going on around here."
"Okay." He smiled, walking around a bit with Delic by his side.
Suddenly, a bunch of guys and girls started clearing out to go to the bar.
"I'll go, now. Just sit at the table and be tuned in, okay? If anything happens, I will scream out my location and what the man or woman looks like." He said in a whisper, unzipping his jacket and throwing it on a chair next to a table, revealing the slutty belly shirt and his stomach. "Lets do this shit. "
"Mmkay. Don't get groped or fondled and keep your phone on at all times." He said, giving him a thumbs up as he turned on his own ear piece and microphone.
"Okay, I'm going in. Turn my wire on." He said, going into the bar. He stayed by the bar for several minutes, looking at the amount of underage drinkers. "So far, nothing is happening.."
A few more minutes passed. "I think I-AH!" He screamed, feeling himself being dragged into the alley from behind. "ALLEY! BLACK HOOD-"
The microphone in the necklace was smashed.
The person in the black hood pushed Hibiya onto a wall, grinning. "Oh lookie here! Another slutty school girl! How lucky~" the hooded person purred in a male's voice. Hibiya could see his yellow smile.
He secretly speed dialed Delic, shoving the phone in the back of his skirt. "You wont do anything.."
'Hibiya?! What's going on! Where are you?!' The blonde asked through the phone in a frantic voice. The man didn't seem to notice, pressing himself against the raven.
"Oh don't worry~ I promise I won't make it hurt too much~ maybe a little~" He purred, groping the raven through his shirt. Even though he couldn't feel anything, this made him panic even more.
"Don't fucking touch me. Some people who PASS BY THE ALLEY might see." He raised his voice so Delic could hear him.
The man grinned. "Who said anything about doing it here~? I'm not a scumbag~"
He began to hyperventilate. "Someone help..Help..Stop touching me!" He screamed, feeling a hand go up his thigh. "DELIC!" He screamed.
The hooded man smirked, putting a cloth over Hibiya's mouth. "Ssshh it's okay." The raven's eyes began to get heavy, his body starting to feel like lead and falling forward, his phone going dead. The man chuckled, watching him hit the floor unconscious.
"All the sluts must die."