OHMYGOD! Don't hate us! I'm sorry! It's here! STOP HATING US! I'm sorry we haven't updated for, like ever, but school is a bitch! We will do more updates in the summer~ Promise~!

~Lime/Kira

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The two drove to a local tattoo parlor not far from the apartment, going inside and seeing the place decorated in pictures of different styles of tattoos and designs. Hibiya looked around, Delic casually walked over to the woman, who was covered head to toe in piercings, tattoos and dark makeup, standing behind the main counter.

"Hello~ I'm Shizuo Heiwajima." Delic said to the girl. "My partner Izaya and I want to get a tattoo." He said, gesturing to the small raven beside him.

The girl leaned over on the counter, glancing at Hibiya and Delic. "I saw you two on the news, you're not fooling me." She smirked. "What would you like?"

"Crap, you're good." The blonde laughed. "Well first of all.. Have you ever.. done a.. dick tat by any chance?" The question itself was probably the most awkward. Hibiya swallowed awkwardly, looking up at Delic and then to the girl.

"This is for the case, isn't it? If so, no, we specialize in all tattoos but we have never had someone request a genital one..That is just fucked. "

"Yes, We know.." Delic sighed. "Well since we're here." He turned to Hibiya. "Wanna get some ink?~"

"Sure." The raven smiled. "As long as you don't get a dick tattoo.." He grinned, hugging on his arm happily as he swung back and forth. He was a child at heart, especially when he was around Delic.

"Never.." He said turning to the girl again. "May I get a lower abdomen tat please~"

"Alright~" She smiled, writing something down. " And what about your friend?"

Hibiya thought for a second, looking up at Delic. "What do you think I should get?"

"I don't know.. How about a little neck one that I can nibble on~" The blonde purred.

Hibiya blushed, giving Delic a small smirk. "A neck one, please~"

Soon a rather attractive young male tattoo artist wearing black skinny jeans and a dark blue wife beater took Delic into a back room, Hibiya following him as Delic was seated.

Hibiya grinned "What are you getting?~"

"It's a secret~" He answered, lifting up his shirt for the tattoo artist.

"Please don't tell me you aren't getting my name tattooed on your lower abdomen.."

"No, and It's not going to be a cliche butterfly either."

"What should I get? A cliche tribal tattoo on my neck?"

"No~ get something like a lollipop so I can suck on i- AH! FUCK!" The blonde screamed when the tattoo needle started to stain his skin.

Hibiya grabbed onto his hand, laughing a bit. "You'll be fine, sweetheart." He said, rubbing tiny circles into his palm.

"It feels like acid is being poured on my skin, being sprayed with 100% alcohol and rubbed with kitty litter!" He spat, eyes rolling to the back of his head in pain, his forehead muscles clenching as he grimaced in pain.

"Babe, calm down.."

Delic bit on his knuckle, waiting for the unbearable pain to stop. When it was all over the guy wrapped a piece of gauze around the ink to protect it and also hide it from Hibiya.

"Hiding it, I see~" He said. "I still don't know what I'm going to get.."

"Get something sexy!" Delic said, getting up and pushing Hibiya on the chair, wiggling his hips seductively as Hibiya laughed.

"I think I'll get a sort of steampunk clockwork thingie on my shoulder and a tiny bit on my neck."

"Sweet.." He said, sitting down, groaning in pain a bit.

When the tattoo artist started using the tattoo gun, Hibiya barely flinched, looking at Delic with his head tilted and resting on his knuckles.

"Oh you fucking bastard.." The laughed, leaning in to peck him on the lips. "Mine still hurts like a bitch."

Hibiyae laughed. "I have a high pain tolerance, screamer~" He smirked.

"I don't like pain!" He whined.

"It's just like bee stings, that's all. And mine is bigger than yours~"

"Ahah.. Don't go there." Delic said with a serious face that soon cracked into a derpy smile.

The raven grinned. It took around 2 hours, the coloring hurting the worse. "Ffuuck!" He hissed, wincing as the final details were made, a lone tear running down his cheek.

"Ah.. What a sexy scream~" Delic purred. "That's going to be fun to nom on~"

The artist covered the tattoo with gauze, the two paying him before walking out the door. "I like mine~" Hibiya said. "You have to show me yours later."

"If you go down on me I will~ " The blonde purred.

".. Deal~" He purred back, walking down the street with him.

They proceeded to awkwardly ask the question of the penis tattoo to every tattoo artist, each of them replying that they had never heard of anyone doing one in the parlor before. They both went back to the apartment, his cousin waiting for them.

"Oh hey! Hibiya!" Mandi said grinning. "How was your little investigation~?"

"Not so good, but we did get tattoos out of it." The raven said, pointing to his gauzed up shoulder and neck.

"You know~ I find neck tattoos an extreme turn on~" she purred, getting up to drape over the raven in a slutty position

He brushed her off. "That's nice." He said, walking over to Delic and clinging onto his arm. "Now, did you figure out anything?"

"Umm kinda.. I've seen the collarbone one before, but not the dick one because I'm a virgin and all." She answered. "So I'll keep an eye out for the collarbone guy and try to get a name for you guys."

"Alright~ You are dismissed!" Hibiya waved her out the door, waiting till she was gone to lock it. "Now, how about I see that tattoo of yours~" He purred, clawing his fingers against the back of the blonde's jacket, grinning at the blonde's smirk that arose on his lips.

"You're going to have to strip me to find out~" he cooed, pulling him into a kiss.

"I think I've never really seen you stripped naked before, so this will be fun~" Hibiya purred, pushing him onto the sofa and climbing on top of him while their lips were still attached. Their teeth clanged together, Delic running his fingers through his dark black hair. Their kisses were slightly rough, but sweet.

"What about when I slipped in your shower?" He asked, going to lick the raven's unmarked neck.

"I was too embarrassed to look~" The raven purred, taking off the gauze and then beginning to pull the shirt off the blonde, trailing kisses down to his navel. "Nice chest~" He purred against his skin, before moving down to were the gauze was, pulling it off ever-so-slowly.

The tattoo was a pink song note, outlined in black and gold. Small, yet detailed. Below that was a small trail of hair, which led to a place which made Hibiya blush.

"Cute~" He said, nibbling on the small little tattoo and trailing his hand down to the front of his jeans, pressing down roughly.

Delic let out a small breathy moan at Hibiya's small nibbles, lifting up his hips, asking for more as Hibiya pressed onto his rock hard arousal.

Hibiya bit down a little on the tattoo, undoing his belt and pulling his jeans off his hips as he began to gently palm the blonde through the thin fabric of his boxers. Delic let out a breathy gasp, arching into his touch. "Mo- more! Bite harder!" He demanded, panting.

Hibiya teasingly began to bite down harder, hand slipping into his boxers to pull out the blondes cock. It was a bit bigger than average, about 8 inches tops. He stroked gently, the pads of his fingers teasing the tip that leaked precum.

"F-fuck!" The blonde moaned in between strokes. "Rougher!"

He pulled his mouth away from his tattoo to kiss the tip of the throbbing red arousal, taking it deeply into his mouth as his eyes fluttered shut. Delic gasped, breath hitching as he bucked into his mouth. Hibiya pulled away for a second, his hot breath hitting the sensitive tip. "Haah.. Feel free to thrust.." He whispered, going back down on his cock and sucking. Delic moaned, feeling his tongue wrap around his length, making him to do as the raven suggested and thrusted into his mouth, hitting the back of his throat and tongue swirled around his shaft before he eventually slammed downwards, feeling the head hit the back of his throat. The raven gagged, spasming around it."Nya-!" The blonde threw his head back on the couch with clenched eyes and teeth, panting. "Gonna c- AH FUCK!" He screamed, coming and cutting off his previous warning.

He felt the liquid running down this throat, the raven swallowing and slowly moving his hand up his shaft one more time to get as much cum as possible. He gave a kiss to the softening member before putting it back into the jeans of the blonde, wrapping his arms around his neck as he kissed the jaw of the blonde who was panting, trying to recover from the orgasm.

"Fuck.." Delic panted, lazily placing his arms around the smaller male. "Y-your fucking fantastic!"

"I'm decent." He smiled. "If I was so ridiculously skilled, I could make you cum in 3 seconds~" He grinned.

"Then where's the fun in that?" Delic asked. "And that would kind of mean your somewhat of a whore if you did."

"True~" He smiled, wrapping his arms around his neck and smiling. "You taste delicious by the way~" He purred, kissing his jaw.

The blonde grinned, resting his chin on the top of his head.

Some time went by, Hibiya simply listening to the beating of the blonde's heart in his chest.

"You're warm."

"Deli loves holding Hibi.." He sang in a dorky tone. "Hibi make Deli feel nice~"

"You're a dork.."Hibiya giggled, nuzzling into his chest.

"Yes~ but you love me anyway~" he cooed, holding him.

"It's one of the reasons why I love you~" The raven said, leaning in to peck him on the lips.

"Oh? There's other reasons~? Is one of them how 'cute' I look in a dress shirt and tie?"

"Because you are a dork, you have a good sense of humor, you don't give a fuck about the things I don't give a fuck about.. There are many other reasons, but those are the first three~" He said. "Also because you look cute in a suit and tie~" He laughed.

"Name the others! I like to know these things!" Delic chuckled. "I would like to know every small detail~"

"Hm.. I love the way you scrunch up your nose when I wake you up in the morning when you're too tired~" He laughed. "That's one of them~"

"Pssh.. I scrunch my nose?"

"Yeah, you do. It's the cutest thing in the galaxy~ Also I love it when you let me run my fingers through your hair~"

"I didn't know you liked that~ I just thought you were trying to turn me on~" The londe cooed. "It does by the way~"

"I love your long eyelashes. They make your eyes even more pretty." He grinned.

"... Pretty?"

"Yeah, they're like a dark pink with a medium pink-ish ring around your pupils. They're really pretty~" He smiled.

"No it's manly!" Delic whined. "Only real men wear pink!"

"I think they are cute!" He giggled.

Delic covered his eyes, somewhat embarrassed.

"Don't be embarrassed!" He giggled, pulling his hands away from his eyes.

The blonde blushed. "Moving on.. What other things do you like about me?"

"Your smile~ Your personality~" He smiled. "Typically everything about you~"

He grinned. "Anything you hate~?"

"Nope." Hibiya smiled. "I'm being cliche, I'm sorry. "

"Well that's a first~ most people I date at least hate one thing about me~" He said. "Like my taste in music, how I can sometimes get perverted, that I have too much sexual experience.. That sort of thing."

"I don't care~" Hibiya said, wrapping his arms around his neck. "Sure, most of the bands you listen to suck, but I don't hate your taste in music~"

"Hey.. I take offense to that.." He whined.

"I mean, only a few, that's all."

"Pssh. Now should I start naming things about you~?"

"Sure." He grinned.

"Your eyes because they sparkle when I look at you, your skin because its so soft and easy to mark~, your smile, they way you kiss~, how you always turn me on"

"Fft. My skin isn't that soft~"

"It's baby smooth, bro." He smiled.

Hibiya blushed. "Just go on, go on~"

"The fact that you love me back, that you think I'm cute~, also when you're high you're all over me~, when you sleep you're cuddled next to me~."

He blushed. "You're too nice~"

"Also you talk in your sleep~" Delic smirked. "You have very interesting dreams~"

He then turned a bright red, hiding his face in his neck.

"Aww~ it's okay~" he laughed, petting him. "I think your dirty dreams are cute~"

"I hang my head in shame.." He blushed.

"No, it's cute~"

He grinned and cleared his throat to mock his higher pitched voice. "Oh-! OH GOD!" He said in a breathy voice "H-harder! DELIC!" He laughed. "And that was just last night~"

"Urgh! So embarrassing!"

"No! It's cute~ I have dirty dreams about you too~ so you're not the only one~"

"Yay. I'm not the only pervert." He mumbled, ashamed.

"Hey! I'm more of a pervert than you. And I said it was cute~ it's one of the reasons that I like you~"

"Is there another reason?"

"Psssh... That your not always a serious workaholic like I thought you were going to be when I first met you, the fact that you sing some of my favorite songs with me~"

"I could never be a workaholic. I hate wearing work clothes, as you can see."

"But your sooo adorable while wearing them!" He gushed.

"I mean like ties and suits. This is just how I dress."

"I know! I think you look hot in suits! It's hot!" He exclaimed. "They turn me on!"

"I've never worn a suit in front of you, I thought. Or did you see the pictures on the wall?" He pointed to the collage of photos on his wall.

".. I snoop around when I'm bored.. So yes..."

"It wouldn't be snooping if it is on my wall." He said, shrugging.

".. Pssh it is to me~" he said yawning. "Well anyway.. I have to stop by my place for a while..." He got up, pushing him off gently. "You good staying here alone or do you wanna come with?"

"I'll come with." He said, stretching his sore back and grabbing his coat. "I wish there was something we could do today."

"well sir! Your going to help me feed a bitchy cat and help me get another supply of clean clothes! Yay!"

"Oh joy." He said, grabbing his scarf and tying it around his neck. "We should visit your parents sometime. "

"Noooo! They'll embarrass me!" He whined. "My mom will start asking stupid and personal questions and most likely start telling stories from my childhood."

"Hah! I have to meet this woman!" He grinned.

"No.. I'm keeping you far away from her!"

"Please? I'll take you to meet my embarrassing siblings if you take me to meet your family!"

"I'll think about it.." He said, pushing him out the door.

They got to the small house, Delic walking through the door with Hibiya following behind. In the kitchen, a blonde lady was busy cooking up a storm.

"Oh god.. Please no." Delic whined, the female blonde turning to look at him. "Delic! My little baby boy!" She gushed, running over to hug him.

"Oh, how sweet, Delic~" He purred.

"Oh!" The woman said, looking at Hibiya. "I see that my little Deli brought a friend over! How lovely!" She gushed, detaching herself from Delic and shaking the raven's hand. "Hi! I'm Delic's mother, Donna! So nice to meet you!"

"Hi, I'm Hibiya, Delic's boyfriend. I don't believe he has told you about me.." He shook her hand.

"Oh he has! Sooo much! And I've also seen you two getting talked about on the news! You're even cuter in person~"

"Moooooom!" Delic whined "why are you here?"

"Quiet honey, adults are talking."

"No.." He laughed nervously.

"Oh.." She frowned. "That's disappointing.. Well anyway!" She said, turning to her son. "I came here because I've been hearing that you've been working so hard, that I decided to come and bake you a nice home cooked meal~"

"Yeah, Delic, be greatful!" He smirked.

"Oh god.." The blonde said, facepalming. "So, Hibiya!" Delic's mother said, bouncing a bit. "How has my son been treating you~?"

"Fantastic~" He purred, wrapping his skinny arms around the blondes waist for warmth.

She grinned. "Good! He hasn't misbehaved at all?"

"No~"

"Good! Now would you two like to help with lunch?"

"No, mom! Me and Hibiya were just-"

"Sure! We would love to~"

"Oh joy! There's only soo much a pregnant woman can do! I'm so happy to have two men to help me out!" She cheered, scurrying back into the kitchen.

"Delic, be nice~" He said, grinning.

He sighed, walking into the kitchen. "Oh Hibiya! Did Delic ever tell you that he lost his virginity on the first day of high school?" She asked, cutting up some carrots. Meanwhile Delic started banging his head on a cabinet.

"Hm.. Lovely.." Hibiya said, not really listening to her.

"Yes! It was with some lovely girl... Oh what was her name?"

"Anri." Dic answered, still banging his head.

"Oh yes! Anri!"

He spent the rest of the day listening to her rambling which continued when they were eating.

"Yes and-" she looked over at Hibiya's plate with a shocked expression, seeing it almost full. "Hibiya.. You've hardly eaten at all! Do you not like it?" Delic looked over at him with a fork in his mouth and stared at him as well.

"I don't eat that much, that's all." He said. "I like it, I swear."

"Well that explains why your so short and skinny! Eat! If you don't Delic's going to break you the first time you make love!"

"Eh.. I have a really small stomach.." He said, eating his broccoli.

"Well Delic does too, but he eats everything I feed him! And look at him! He's sexy, strong and skinny! Don't you wanna be like him~?"

He sighed, beginning to eat all his food. "I used to be bulimic.. It's not my fault.."

Delic stared at him. "You never told me that..."

"That was over 12 years ago.. Don't worry about me." He said, eating all his food no matter how his stomach was protesting.

When they were finished eating Delic and Hibiya went into Delic's room to pack more clothes.

He sat on his bed, watching him pack his clothes. "Are you mad at me?"

"No.. Why would I be?"

"Because I didn't tell you.." He said.

"It's none of my business anyway.." He said, sighing.

"I'm sorry.. I didn't think it was important because I don't struggle with it anymore.. I can tell you're upset."

"Only a little.. And not at you.. I just" he paused, throwing a dress shirt in his suitcase rather violently. "I just would like to know about these things.."

"I'm sorry.. It was my fault.. I'll let you know next time, I promise.." Hibiya said, taking the dress shirt he threw in the case and folding it nicely, placing it back in the case. "Forgive me?"

He sighed, hugging him. "Of course I forgive you."

The dark haired noirette kissed him on the jaw. "It won't happen again.. I promise.." He whispered.

"Good." He smiled, letting go of him to continue packing. "So, how do you like my mom?"

"She is nice, but kinda pushy and annoying at times." He said. ".. Do you think I'm skin and bones?"

He looked over at the raven, examining him. "No. You may be skinny, but you have subtle muscle tone and you look fairly healthy."

"Good.. I don't want to be a twig." He frowned. "Your mom sort of made me feel like some sort of skeleton."

"She does that to everyone.. Except my sister who is somewhat obese.."

"Ah, poor girl." He said, helping him stuff his clothes into his suitcase.

Once they were done, Hibiya turned to Delic. "Are you ready to go, yet? Or do you want to grab anything else?

"Hmm yeah.. We can go.. I haven't seen Snickerdoodle yet, but I bet she's fine" the blonde said, shutting the suitcase.

"What do you want to do tonight?" He asked, helping him carry his bag out the door. "I thought we could go to a movie or something. "

".. No.. I really meant cake.. As in the pastry." The blonde laughed. "And sure, we can go see a movie if you want."

"What type of movie do you want to see?" He asked, heading out the door.

"Umm.. Scary, romantic, or comedy?"

"Comedy or horror.. Pick one. "

"Eh.. Comedy.." He answered, walking out of the apartment building and making his way to his car.

They got inside, the raven putting his bag in the backseat. "Are any good movies out?"

"Eh.. A few.. There's that fake paranormal activity movie that's pretty funny." He said, putting his keys in the ignition, starting the car and backing out of the parking lot and out of the street

"Yeah, let's see that one." He said, grinning. Once they got back home, Delic ran upstairs and put his bag up in their room, going back into the living room seeing Hibiya ordering the movie On Demand.

The blonde grinned, sitting on the couch next to him, Hibiya leaning into him as he pressed the order button.

Halfway through the movie he yawned, curling up against the blonde who was heavily engaged in the plot. "Hey, Delic?"

"Yeah?"

"You know.. You should move in with me sometime..I don't want you wasting gas going back and forth.." He said casually, eyes glinting up at him.

".. You sure?"

The blonde nodded. "Now what do you want to eat~?"

He smiled. "Anything I have."

"Ramen it is then!" He said, going into the kitchen and getting a pot, filling it with water. ".. By how tired you are, I'm guessing you're not in the mood~"

"I am in the mood, I'm just too tired to act on it."

"Yeah.. We're not getting jiggy tonight.."

"We've never really gotten jiggy before.."

"I was actually going to try and get in your pants tonight~" He purred, boiling water on the stove.

"We've only been dating for a few weeks.." He whined. "Can't we wait a little longer?"

"Fine.." He whined.

Hibiya waited patiently for his ramen, rolling around on the couch for some reason.

Delic popped his head out of the kitchen. "Do you want sweet or spicy?" He asked.

He tilted his head, looking up at him. "A mix?"

He nodded going back into the kitchen and coming out minutes later with a steaming bowl of ramen.

Hibiya sat up, taking the bowl from him. "Thank you~" he said, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"Awe, you're so cute.." The blonde smiled, watching him shovel down the ramen.

After Hibiya was done, Delic got up and stretched. "I have to go unpack my stuff." He said, taking his bag upstairs.

"Okay." Hibiya said, maneuvering his laptop out from under the couch when he suddenly heard Delic scream, a white cat running down the stairs and hiding under the couch, hissing.

"FUCK! SNOOKS!? WHY!?" The blonde screamed, Hibiya putting his food down and running upstairs where Delic was holding his cheek in pain.

Oh, wonderful.

Kira- Ehhhh- We're getting Laaaaazy!

Lime- I KNOOOOOW

Kira- Well fuck..

Lime-... Next chapter has smut.

Delic- YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

Hibiya- Oh joy.