The next Day Hibiya woke up to a white cat laying on his chest, staring at him with big yellow eyes. The cat looked a tad pissed off at the raven.

"..Delic." He poked him with his foot. "Help."

The blonde groaned, rolling over.

"Merrrooow.." The cat pressed its paw on his nose, meowing warningly.

"Delic, help. Your cat is going to kill me.." The raven whimpered, frightened by the long haired furball.

The blonde rolled over again, revealing a few bandages on his cheek from the night before. He looked at the cat before slapping it upside the head. "'ad Kitteh.. No killen my hibi.." He said, still half asleep. The cat hissed, running out of the room.

"Yay! My hero.." He said sleepily, cuddling onto his arms.

Delic laughed a bit, wrapping an arms around him.

The raven scooted into his arms, sighing happily. "You're so warm.. I'm freezing." He said, wrapping his arms around him.

"Don't know why~" Delic purred in a sleepy tone. "You seem pretty hot to me~"

Hibiya laughed, nuzzling his face into his chest, brushing his lips against his collar bone.

The blonde's phone beeped, Delic rolling over to grab it, squinting as he read the message.

"What does it say?" Hibiya whimpered, the light from his screen hurting his eyes.

"Mandi thinks she found 'The One' or some bull shit..." The blonde said, giving her a quick reply and setting his phone back down.

"Oh.. That's dandy." He said, cuddling into to him, more.

"Yeah.. She's going nuts.. I can hear her now." He said, clearing his throat. "Oh my gosh! He's so kawaii! I just wanna have his babies! He's like a more sexy than sexy it self! I orgasm every time I see him! Like, oh my god!" He mocked in a gay high pitched tone. "I just wanna screw his brains out!"

"Mandi annoys the shit out of me, to be honest."

"That's because she keeps trying to get in your pants."

"Yeah." Hibiya said, wiggling ontop of him to lay his head on Delic's chest.

"Well maybe now she won't try to molest you. Now that she has someone~"

He smiled, nuzzling into his chest.

"Pff- or maybe she will ask you for a three way like a creeper ." Delic laughed.

"Eew!" The raven giggled.

"Or maybe a four way if she's that much of a sicko."

"Let's not think about that~"

"Then what do you wanna think about?"

"I don't know." He shrugged, giving him a peck on the lips.

The cat scampered back in the room and jumped on the bed, hissing.

"Damn cat!" Hibiya hissed, shooing it off.

The cat hissed at him again, trotting over to Delic and nestling under his arm, meowing sweetly.

Hibiya frowned, walking into the bathroom.

When he came back Delic was nuzzling the kitty. "Meowmeowmeowmeowmeow~"

Hibiya grumbled to himself before sliding under the sheets and turning away from Delic.

He glanced over at Hibiya. "What's wrong?"

"I'm tired and cold.." The raven said groggily, rubbing his eyes.

"Well, then I'll warm you up~" he purred, pushing the cat away and snuggling up to Hibiya and wrapping his arms around him in a spooning like position.

He snuggled into him a bit more comfortably, obviously the little spoon. He sighed happily, closing his eyes.


Hibiya woke up to a cold bed and no Delic.

"Delic?" He asked, sitting up and rubbing his eyes sleepily. Hibiya was answered by a loud meow coming from downstairs.

He went downstairs, yawning and brushing the hair out of his face.

Downstairs was Delic sprawled on the couch, sleeping with his cat laying down on his chest, meowing.

He stared at Snickerdoodle before sitting next to Delic on the couch and hoping not to get mauled.

The cat hissed at him, Delic's hand immediately coming up and slapping the cat.

She hissed again before hopping off of him and going underneath the couch.

The blonde yawned turning on the couch and finally seeing Hibiya. "Oh heyyy~!"

"Hi~" He purred, crawling on top of him and looking into his eyes. "Did you have a good sleep~"

"Why yes I did~" He purred back, wrapping his arms around him. "Did you~?"

"Yeah." He smiled, wrapped his arms around his neck. "I sorta wish you were there when I woke up, but it was fine."

"You kept whining and kicking me a bunch of times.." He said with a poker face. "I went down here so I wouldn't get kicked.. down.. there."

"I'm sorry." He frowned, running his fingers though his soft hair.

"Its okay~ so are we going to work today or..?"

"I might." He smiled "Do you think I should? Or should we be lazy one more day?"

Delic yawned. "We really should work on the case some more.."

"It feels so good to just stay at home, but I guess we could." He said, pulling out his laptop.

Delic laughed, getting up to make coffee. "If I see you checking you Chibibook, I'm going to slap you."

"Yes, ma'am. "He got his laptop, opening it and going to look at the files.

The blonde eventually came back in the living room handing him a cup of coffee and looking over his shoulder. "That's right my little Einstein.. Type away~"

He laughed, breaking the firewall and looking through the pictures.

"God, your smartness is such a turn on~" He purred, kissing him on the cheek and earning a low hiss from Snickerdoodle from under the couch.

He smiled while taking a sip of his coffee, examining all the pictures. There was no new murders so far, but there were about 50 photos of each murder victim. He went through each one, stopping on one where there was a girl that was lying on the ground, her face tilted up towards the sky . Something about this girl was strange. There was a hole that was ripped into her chest, and she was blindfolded. On the blindfold, there was a symbol. A white infinity mark. He looked at another victim, the body of Iris. Around her chest there was a deep cut around her two breasts that looked like an infinity symbol as well.

"The killer obviously is obsessed with this symbol.." He said, biting the edge of his lip. Another picture, the body of Candy. Her eyes were gouged out. Two lines were slashed in the bridge of her nose.

Infinity.

Another girl.

Infinity mark.

"Infinity?.. Does that mean her's never going to stop?" Delic asked, leaning in closer to get a better look.

"Wait a second.. All the girls that have been murdered have been involved with the church. The only exception was Candy and me, but I wasn't murdered. Eternal life is the main topics of Christianity and Catholic beliefs, right?"

He shrugged. "I don't know. I don't go to church. Never have."

"I just know because of my bible thumping aunt.. And eternity is like infinity, it never ends. Premarital sex is also a huge sin, so it could be that.. The killer is involved with the church." He whispered, biting the edge of his lip. ""Its has to be someone from the congregation.."

Delic grinned, kissing his cheek. "Now all we need to do is find out who he is~"

"That'll be easy." He said, smiling. "We both are pretty intelligent, so we'll get this case solved in no time."

"I can't do shit, You're the smart one~"

"Oh, bullshit, Mr. two months in the business and at the top of the playing field.."

"Beginners luck~"

"Shut the fuck up." He grinned. "You are as smart as fuck and you know it!~"

"Oho! I can't hack or break firewalls~" He said in a retard voice. "I can't even figure out my voice mail password."

"I'm going to turn you on and walk away if you keep calling yourself stupid." He warned him. "You aren't stupid."

".. I'm not kidding about the voice mail password.." He said with a poker face.

"I don't know what mine is, either." He said, shrugging. "You aren't stupid, babe."

"Then explain my dorkie-ness.."

"You're just a derp." He shrugged.

"And you're not, making you the smart one in this relationship."

"I'm a dork, dude. During Highschool, I was sort of a spaz."

"You graduated at 16. It took me until I was 18. I'm stupider than you." He said, sticking out his tongue. "I win."

"I'm going to do it, Delic, if you don't say that you're smart.." He warned again.

He smirked. "I. Am. An. Idiot."

Hibiya pulled him over the couch, sticking his tongue down is throat.

The blonde smirked again, wrapping his arm around him.

He slipped his hand inside of his pants, stroking him roughly from the outside of his boxers.

"F-Fuck! Okay! Okay! I was kidding!" He panted, melting under his touch.

"Now say that you're smart.." He said, wrapping his hand around his shaft and stroking roughly.

He shuddered a bit, moaning. "I'm smart! I'm smarter than fuck!"

"Good boy." He purred before pulling away and running up the stairs. "Now have fun dealing with that!" He had a fit of evil laughter before locking himself in his room.

"You evil bastard!" He laughed, panted a bit. Delic managed to get off the couch and run upstairs then started pounding on Hibiya's door.

"I'm definitely not here. Nope. Not at all~" He cackled evilly.

"I'm going to break down this door and have my way with you if you don't finish what you started!"

Some silence

"..Fine.. Funkiller." He unlocked the door.

"I believe the term is buzzkill." the blonde said, before pushing his way in the room and flopping down on the bed. "Now finish."

He grumbled something to himself before crawling onto the bed with him and proceeding to continue the handjob.

Delic laughed in between pants. "Heh.. I love.. Winning arguments" he said in a breathy voice, feeling his stomach tighten a little.

"Your just lucky that I'm willing to finish you off.. Running off WAS supposed to be your punishment, you know." He ran a finger against the vein on the underside before stroking much rougher.

"Hnnng!" He groaned, panting more roughly. "F-for what?"

"For calling yourself stupid." He said, giving the arousal a small tug, brushing some precum off his head with his thumb.

He gasped, throwing his head back. "Cl-Close!" He panted, feeling his stomach tighten even more.

He continued to stroke roughly, until suddenly he came.

On his face.

Without notice.

Delic laid there, trying to catch his breath.

"You could have told me.." He whined, wiping the liquid from his eyes.

".. I-I did.." He panted. "Where did it go?"

"All over my face.."

"Heh.. Sexy."

"It's burning my left eye." He said.

".. Am I going to get your eye pregnant?!" The blonde asked, sitting up and tucking himself back inside his pants.

"How high ARE you?" He asked, licking some of the cum from his lips before walking into the bathroom to wash it off.

"REALLY high." He answered, laughing a bit. "I ate 3 brownies this morning so yeah.."

"My little stoner~" He laughed.

"See! Stoners aren't smart!"

"I smoke pot too, so your argument is invalid."

"... I'm blonde.. I'm a natural idiot."

"I will cockblock you again and I won't finish you off."

"Why do you get so pissed when I say I'm dumb? It's not like i'm insulting you or anything.."

"It's because you are lying to yourself." He said, washing his face.

"I'm not lying to myself." He sighed, laying back down on the bed. "I just know I'm not as smart as you."

"You are pretty damn smart. Delic." He said, coming back into his room and climbing onto the bed with him.

"Name one thing I have helped with, with the case."

"You were smart enough to track down my number when I got kidnapped."

"Well that's it. Nothing else." he sighed.

"No. You were the one to crack the code that I couldn't crack."

"By looking at your phone."

"Stop. You're perfect." He said, turning on the TV in his room.

"Perfect people don't get stoned when they feel depressed. Prefect people don't have to track down their partner because they were to stupid to hear them call their name. I'm not stupid."

"If there is anyone who is imperfect, its me. I typically don't have problems talking to people, and I have nothing but you and my job to hold onto. You have no idea how that feels."

"I had to whore myself out because my dad walked out and left his daughter and son to work while their mother suffered depression."

"Delic! I don't care about anything that happened in your past! All I care about is our future! You could have been a fucking flying nun in your past and I would still love you!"

"I'm a fucking joke, Hibiya! A fucking highschool slut trying to make a living as a detective! It's idiotic!" He hissed.

"Well I'm a fucking manic depressive freak who is a disgrace to his family and will never be like his father! All I'll ever be is a dumbass computer hacker who is a failure of a detective! That's all I'll ever be."

"Fuck that! You're a fucking amazing detective and you know it!" He growled. "The only thing you don't know is how much your boyfriends deserves to get beaten senseless for ruining everything! I ruined you! I got you fucking raped!"

"So fucking what! It wasn't your fucking fault! Stop blaming yourself!" He screamed. "It's my fault for coming up with the idea to go under cover!"

"It's not my fault for not keeping an eye on you!" The blonde yelled. "Do you know what I was doing while you were in trouble? Trying to get fucking laid!"

".. I'm not going to fight with you." He hissed, storing out of the room.

Delic growled, grabbing his phone and marching out the door and out of the apartment, slamming the door in the process.


Kira: Yay! Drama!

Lime: By the way, guys, we wrote/roleplayed LBB awhile ago. (Like, when Kira lived in Oregon, which was in December.) So please don't believe that every single story we write is going to be like this. I kind of look at the raw chapters before I edit them and I shudder at times, which isn't very good to think about. So please, read our newer stuff before you judge us. c: x

Kira- Psst- Our newer stuff is still in my phone...

lime- WELL FUCK