Tenshi and Artemis where playing Archery. Tenshi was using a cross bow while Artemis was using a long bow.

Tenshi: Here is the deal, we both have to shot a fly which is five miles away so that we can see who is better at Archery.

Artemis: BRING IT!

Tenshi: OH ITS ON BITCH! ( aims very carefully and shots, the Arrow hits fly making it Explode)

Artemis: ( Amazed) I think I can do better. ( aims very carefully but misses her fly by a mile) How do you aim like that?

Tenshi: My Pokemon ability is Keen Eye, which prevents Accuracy loss and always hits there opponents.

Artemis: So let me guess, its Apollo who's going to torture me?

Tenshi: No! This one is SO MUCH WORSE! You hate him, I love him! He was useless in Ocarina of Time. ITS THE GODAM FUCKING OWL! Or Kaeboea, Gaeboera. I call him K.G. NOW GO AND ANNOY HER! ( Snaps her fingers and Artemis goes to her personal hell)


You do not want to see this one Folks!


In Camera room.

Tenshi: Anyone else feel bad for Artemis?

Athena: YES! That Owl is an Insult to Owls every where! I am ashamed to have him.

Mark: Just be glad we don't have THAT guy.

Kate: Yeah, we are.

Tenshi: Oh and guys this is going to by my fourth host, EVEN THOUGH I SAID THAT YOU CAN ONLY HAVE 3 MAX!Please put your hands up for King of the Gypsy's, Son of Chaos! Its Clopin Rulez! ( The Gypsy king walks inside)

Clopin: THANK YOU VERY MUCH MORTALS!

Tenshi: Did you just call me, MORTAL?

Percy: Ah shit. You best run Clopin,

Tenshi: nobody, and I mean NOBODY! CALLS ME! THE RULER OF PERCY JACKSON AND OLMYPAINS AWFUL REALM OF TORTURE! CALLS ME A MORTAL! ( Goes Super Sayian)

Clopin: SHIT!

Tenshi: (uses Kamehameha times 10,000 on Clopin)

Clopin: MOMMY!

Tenshi: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! WHO'S THE MORTAL NOW CLOPIN!

Mark: Because Tenshi is having on of her Episodes, lets start the show!

Kate: Yes, yes we should! ( the whole gang walks over to the stage and sits down)

Mark: Our first review is from ZeLink, it seems most of the people who are reading this are LoZ Awful Realm of Torture fans!

Oh yeah the dare parts! I am a stupid one!

Dare:

Annabeth: build any building you want, then let everyone else destroy it however they want.

P.s. if i read the right story was Mr. Shiny based off of Mr. boom-boom?

Tenshi: Yes Mr Shiny is based of Mr Boom boom, expect Mr Shiny is not Alive.

Mark: AH WHEN DID YOU GET BACK?

Tenshi: Five minutes ago.

Clopin: My brain hurts.

Tenshi: Annabeth, you can have god powers for a little bit to make the building.

Annabeth: Done and Done! ( there is this awesome Gothic building made)

Mark: Everyone, get out your Mr Shiny's!

Annabeth: Wait no!

Tenshi: TO LATE! ( everyone starts destroying the building with Mr Shiny's)

Annabeth: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mark: I do so Enjoy pain! MUAHAHHAHAHA!

Clopin: Here is our next dare! This one is from NormalityIsNonexistant,

dare Luke to replace all of Wednesday Addams clothes with frilly pink dresses.

Luke: Bring it on! (Sneaks into Wednesday Adams House, sneaks into her Closet and Replaces them all with Frilly Pink Dresses)

Wednesday: (Sees him) What are you doing in there Dead man? That is what you are going to be in the next Five seconds.

Luke: SHIT! ( Runs away very fast)

Clopin: Tenshi are you related to the Addams some how?

Tenshi: My Great Uncle was in the Addams Family!

Luke: No wonder you are so scary!

Tenshi: This next dare is from a crazy person like me! Her name is Silena Ayra Saphira River.

Hey. This is cool. Clever. I need to get me a Mr. Shiny... I'll let you borrow my Trident of Lightning.
So here's the Dares/Questions/Useless Crap!...

1)Mark: What did Tenshi threaten to do to you if you did not join the Torture show?

2)Apollo: Why do your poems suck? You're the freakin GOD OF MUSICAL STUFF for cryin out loud! *sniff sniff* I used to look up to you...

3)Hades: Do you have any other hot sons? (Kate: I will not hit on Nico for the sake of your AWESOMENESS) If so... I'm blonde, have fair skin, have color shifting eyes, and am SINGLE. So hook me up with one of your sons (NOT AN UGLY ONE! Or else I will have Tenshi spear you with the Trident of Lightning!)

4)Dare for Dare (Rachel Dare. See what I did with that? clever, huh? Yeah!... nvm.):Meet with Calypso and have a meeting about...(drum roll please)... who is more in love with Percy!

5)Dare for Stupid (Percy Jackson. You know he is... Annabeth! You're dating a douche!): Go to this meeting (about half way through) and ask who REALLY is more in love with him. Then go on a date with the one who seems more desperate.

6)Dare for The Person Who Does Not Get Percy! (And I pity you and know how it feels. I'm in the same situation.): Crash the date. Literally spear your competitor with the Trident of Lightning that Tenshi will lend to you (YES TENSHI! YOU WILL!)

7)I am awesome. (Guess which category this one falls under: Dares... Questions... or... USELESS CRAP!

BAIIII! Thnx Tenshi! You are awesome. And so are you, Kate. And Mark... I hope that you don't accidentally get speared by a stray Trident of Lightning that I may or may not throw. NOT!

Tenshi: Sniff, this is so beautiful!

Percy: Tenshi, are you, CRYING?

Tenshi: Yes! This is the first time we got a dare this big! THANK YOU SO MUCH SILENA- AHHHHHH!(gets speared in the eye with a Trident of Lightning) AH FUCK MY EYE!

Silena: MUHAHAHAHA! Here is a Trident of Lightning for you! NOW WHERE IS MAW MR SHINY!

Tenshi: Here you go, I have a ton of these things any way. ( Trades her Mr Shiny for a Trident of Lightning) Thanks for making such a big Dare! You win cookies.

Silena: YAY COOKIES! (Eats them) OM NOM NOM!

Mark: Tenshi just asked me and because I was excited, I said yes!

Apollo: MY POEMS DO NOT SUCK! I SHALL KILL YOU SILENA- AHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK! ( got hit by a Trident of Lightning)

Silena: LOL!

Kate: Thanks for not dating Nico for me!

Silena: You are most welcome Kate!

Tenshi: I know this guy called Calvin Nocturne, he is this really cool son of Hades that is WAY more powerful then Nico. ( Calvin Nocturne is my friend Jacks Character, we play D&D expect its in the Percy Jackson world.)

Nico: HEY!

R.E.D.: HEY CALYPSO!

Calypso: You hollered?

R.E.D.: You want to see who likes Percy Better? Winner gets a date!

Calypso: BRING IT! I like Percy because he is sweet and shy, the other guys that came to my island where all brave and all. Blah Blah Blah BABYS!

R.E.D.: BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Tenshi: While they Blah for a bit. TO THE NEXT DARE!

Percy: (Enters the room where R.E.D. And Calypso are talking)

Calypso: And that is why I want to have many kids with him.

Percy: :) Calypso, you, me, and a bottle of wine.

Calypso: YES!

R.E.D.: FUCK!

(Percy and Calypso walk away and have a picnic under the Sunset, they talk for a while then Percy leans in for a kiss but R.E.D. Makes Calypso disappear with a trident of lightning)

Percy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Annabeth: OH HELLLLLL NO!

Percy: Shit. ( gets the beating of his life)

Kate: While Percy gets the beating of his life, this will be our last dare. This one is from Crazy Dyslexic Nerd

I would like Artemis to listen to Apollo spew poetry non-stop for an hour, Annabeth needs to talk battle strategy with a platypus and a porcupine, and last but not least! I want everyone under 20, and Thalia, Luke, and Nico, who's ages got messed up, to play strip poker.

Annabeth: Okay Perry, you will use your tail as a catipult so that you can throw Porky here okay?

Perry: (nods, puts Porky on his tail and throws him, Porky releases his Quills and everyone gets hit by them)

Tenshi: NEZT DARE! I do not know how old Mark and Clopin are so, you guys are free.

Clopin and Mark: FUCK YEA!


After MANY HOURS OF STRIP POKER.

Tenshi: Full House!

Nico: And here go my Pants.

Kate: OH DEAR GOD MY VIRGIN EYES!

Tenshi: I think I win!

Luke and Thalia: ( Are making out)

Percy: This feels so VERY WRONG!

Tenshi: I win! THANK YOU ALL AND GOOD NIGHT! ( Curtains Fall)

You: ( Can't stop thinking about Nico Naked)

Kate: OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO! ( Uses Mr Shiny on your face)

You: AH SHIT! ( Reviews)