Chapter 5, Happy Guy Fawkes Day!
Axe'm was putting on a mask, it looked pretty darn weird but it looked like Guy Fawkes. Kate entered wearing a mask while Axe'm put on a cape, black clothing and a Black Top hat.
Kate: Why are we wearing these masks Axe'm?
Axe'm: Why its Guy Fawkes Day!
Kate: What?
Axe'm: This best be told with everyone else.
Kate: Okay.
They both walk out to the Studio with The whole gang wearing Guy Fawkes masks.
Percy: Why are we wearing these?
Axe'm: Ahem, allow me to explain, Guy Fawkes was a man that lived about 400 hundred years ago, he tried to blow up the British Parliament on the Fifth of November. He failed and was put to death, now a couple hundred years later, there was a movie that came out callled V for Vendetta. In my house, we celebrate Guy Fawkes day like its a national Holiday. We wear masks that V wore to remember him.
Kate: Oh, that makes sense.
Axe'm: And this is the one way we remember it. Ahem. Remember remember the fifth of November, the gun powder, treason and plot. I see that no reason, that the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
Percy: So because of a movie, you have a holiday for it?
Axe'm: Yes.
Mark: Lets get started then!
Axe'm: Well, you guys know the Drill! I am gonna battle Hephaestus in a battle of making things out of metal.
Tyson: Can I do it to?
Mark: Yea, you are fighting my dad. I want to join in to!
Axe'm: Very well. ( snaps fingers, we enter a forge)
Hephaestus: So what are you rules?
Axe'm: We can't use any godly powers and we have to make a weapon that is really powerful, I only have one Mr Shiny left so I want a new weapon.
Mark: Are Clopin and Kate in Charge then?
Axe'm: Yes, they are gonna do some dares while we work.
Scene goes over to Clopin and Kate.
Kate: Okay! Here is our first dare from Krazy Kat!
Amazing! I love all of your storys! Here are some dares:
1) Piper and Jason, go into THE CLOSET ( 7 minutes of heaven)
2) Aphrodite, film them with a secret
3) Kate, I love Kaco so you get to make out with Nico for 1 hour!
4) Percy, go through one of Annabeths lectures without falling asleep, if you do ill let the host graciously keep tasering you
If you put these on will give you my Deathly Duel Blades for a Mr. Shiny please?
Clopin: Okay Piper, Jason, into the closet you two!
Piper: NO!
Kate: Come on! You know you want to.
Piper: ( blushes)
Jason: ( is pushed in a closet with Piper) Well, we have to do it, ready?
Piper: OH GODS YES! ( starts making out with him)
Camera Room.
Aphrodite: Me likey.
Kate: YES! THANK YOU KRAZY KAT! ( starts making out with Nico)
Clopin: Wow, bit of a love fest right Ares?
Ares: ( is to busy making out with Aphrodite)
Clopin: OH COME ON! Percy, this way.
Percy: Okay.
Clopin: (duct tapes Percy's eyes open and duct tapes him to a wall)
Annabeth: Impressive.
Clopin: Thank you.
Annabeth: Ahem, Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Percy: KILL ME NOW!
Clopin: Next is from Triforce, hey its a legend of zelda fan awesome!
Woah, this pretty dam funny! I LOVE AWFUL REALM OF TORTURE!
1. Tenshi you must sing a song with all the hosts.
2. Annabeth, you must fight R.E.D. for Percys Love! I love Cat fights.
3. Mark you are so cool! You get Oreos.
4. Ares. you must go on a mission to go save Aphrodite from Zeus.
5. Kate: You must Battle Tenshi, if you win you get to marry Nico.
6. Aphrodite. just kiss Hephaestus! The man needs a kiss once in a while. Make the Kiss FRENCH!
THANK YOU ALL!
Axe'm: I'm back, you called me? Hephaestus said we could take a break.
Clopin: Oh, okay. You have to sing with everyone.
Kate and Mark come back.
Kate: Let's get singing then!
Mark: What to sing though?
Axe'm: Good point Mark, what do we sing?
Kate: IDEA!
Axe'm: What is it Kate?
Kate: You know that auto tune song on youtube Backin up?
Axe'm: You have got to be fucking me.
Kate; You are singing it Axe'm!
Axe'm: Fine, ahem.
Kate: ( Starts playing "I'm backing up without the voice on a boombox)
Axe'm:I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up. Cause my daddy taught me good!
Apollo: ( Smiles)
Axe'm: I'm backing the hell outta there, And I'm like oh my god! Oh my god, my god.
The Hosts: I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up. Cause my daddy taught me good!
Axe'm: I think I should faint, But I don't!
Hosts:NO!
Axe'm: My Daddy taught me gooood.
Hosts: ( start snapping their fingers)
Axe'm: I was putting one more type of coffee in my coffee cup. And outta the corner of my eye I see good guys come in! One with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie. Black Hoodie.
Hosts: White Hoodie!
Axe'm: White Hoodie.
Hosts: Black Hoodie!
Axe'm: They said, "We want your money everybody down!" And I'm like "Oh ugh! Why did I need coffee now?" And sooooo. The guy in black starts coming down, coming down down down down.
I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up. Cause my daddy taught me good! I'm backing the hell outta there, And I'm like oh my god! Oh my god, my god.
The Hosts: I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up. Cause my daddy taught me good!
Axe'm: I think I should faint, But I don't!
Hosts: NO!
Axe'm: My Daddy taught me gooood.
Audience: ( starts clapping really loud.)
Axe'm: That was very fun guys! I'll be right back now, come on Mark! ( goes back to forge with Mark)
Annabeth: Do you really want me to fight Rachel?
Mark: Yes.
Annabeth: Sigh, ( summons a flock of Owls to peck at Rachel)
R.E.D.: AHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
Triforce: ( gives Oreo's to Mark)
Mark: Thanks!
Triforce: You welcome. ( Leaves)
Mark: ( is about to eat one when Axe'm stops him)
Axe'm: STOP!
Mark: Why? They are Oreo's that Triforce gave me!
Axe'm: Let me check them. ( smells them, she makes them burn)
Mark: WTF MAN!
Axe'm: Those where poisoned, Triforce copied my dare from the original Awful realm of Torture.
Mark: Well, thanks then!
Axe'm: Your welcome.
Ares: ( gets dressed in a Solid snake outfit) Lets do this. ( phone Rings, Axe'm begins talking to him over it like in metal gear solid)
Axe'm: Ares! Zeus kidnapped Aphrodite and wants to marry her, you have to stop him bye stealing the master bolt from your brother Hephaestus.
Ares: That's will be easy as pie.
Axe'm: No it won't Ares. Hephaestus may be working, but he has automatons that are guarding it, in order to get that, wait We are running out of room in the story! I will post the story of you saving Aphrodite as a one shot okay?
Ares: Okay.
Hephaestus: THANK YOU TRIFORCE! ( kisses Aphrodite)
Aphrodite: (stops kissing him and barfs)
Hephaestus: Well, Here is what I made. ( shows a sword with the blades wrapped around each other)
Axe'm: That's the Double Helix sword which is held by Fierce Deity in Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask!
Hephaestus: Beat that!
Tyson: ( shows a watch, he clicks a button and it becomes a hammer with a golden end)
Mark: Well its not that bad, nor is it good. Here is mine! ( shows Blades shaped like Omega)
Axe'm: mine is so much better then yours. Allow me to show you. ( takes out a guitar that is red)
Hephaestus: That is just a guitar!
Axe'm: Watch and learn. ( Turns on of the knobs, the guitar changes shape in a Axe, it is red with black endings on it. It is also a guitar and Axe'm starts to play it. Hephaestus is blown away.)
Tyson: Wow, a sound wave guitar! This is the hardest guitar to make in the world!
Mark: A What?
Axe'm: A sound wave guitar is a guitar that when you play it, you blow people away, if you play a really good song and a solo with it, you can make peoples heads explode.
Kate: HOLY SHIT! What is yours called then?
Axe'm: Huh?
Hephaestus: You have to name it or else you can't use it.
Axe'm: okay then, I DUB THIS AXE, MIDNIGHT LUNATIC! ( a huge sound wave comes from Midnight Lunatic, everyone is blown away.)
Tyson: AWESOME!
Hephaestus:NOOOOOOOO! ( personal hell time)
In his hell.
Hephaestus: Ugh where the fuck am I?
Hera: Hi sweety!
Hephaestus:... Shit. ( gets thrown from the highest thing in the world) !
Axe'm: We have one last dare. This is from PokeshipperRising.
*dodging rockets* AHHHHH!*rockets stop in mid air*wow that is stressfull' dares: poseidon has to turn a pool of lava into a hottub
percy and annabeth can use the hottub for what ever they want
zeus and hera's personal hell's shall be merged and both must be put in it
nico and thaila must make-out
and here's a lv. 100 pikachu and kate CANNOT use pikachu.
Poseidon: Okay! ( makes a lawa pit turn into a hot tub, everyone enters it, a little Oshawott comes in and swims with Poseidon) Aww! Hello there!
Oshawott: Osha!
Percy: I choose to just have a pool party.
Annabeth; OKAY! ( Everyone starts to party)
Zeus: Do I have to do the dare?
Axe'm: Naw, Hera's personal hell is in the next chapter, you'll be fine!
Zeus: Thank gods.
Thaila: I hate you so badly. ( kisses Nico and kicks him in the groan)
Nico: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kate: Nico! ( heals him)
a Pikachu comes here.
Axe'm: Sparky! My little Pikachu!
Sparky: Hi guys! (uses a surf board to be in the tub)
Axe'm: ( gets out of the tub) Guys? I have to go now.
Percy: Why?
Axe'm: I'm getting married to the Prince of Torture! The man who made the first awful realm of torture!
Everyone: WHAT?
Axe'm: See you bye!