Episode 6. The Wedding Madness Musical!
Axe'm was sleeping on a bed with the sun shining on her face. Kate walked into the room and using her ninja like skills, she jumped onto Axe'm and woke her up. ( Cue When Angel's Deserve to Die music by System of a Down)
Kate: Wake up!
Axe'm: Wake up.
Kate: Grab a brush and put on a little makeup! Hide the scars to fade away the Shake up!
Axe'm: Hide the scars to fade away the Shake up!
Kate:Why'd you leave the keys up on the table? Here you go create another Fable!
Axe'm: You wanted to!
Kate: Grab a brush and put on a little makeup!
Axe'm: You wanted to!
Kate:Hide the scars to fade away the Shake up!
Axe'm: You wanted to!
Kate:Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
Axe'm: You wanted to!
Kate: ( Looks hurt) I don't think you trust, in, my, Self-righteous Suicide, I, cry, when Angels deserve to !
Axe'm: ( has had enough of this bullshit, takes a frying pan out of no where and bitch slaps Kate with it)
Kate: Sorry sis! I can't help it! You are getting married today and I can't handle it!
Axe'm: We have to see Aphrodite along with Annabeth.
Kate: She is here already here Axe'm! You slept in!
Axe'm: WHAT?
Annabeth: ( falls down from the ceiling) Yo!
Axe'm: Dam, it seems like everyone expect me has ninja skills.
Kate; Axe'm, but you do!
Aphrodite: ( enters the room) Sorry I'm late! Come on Axe'm! ( snaps her fingers, all the girls are in this huge wardrobe with lots of clothes) Lets get started! ( gets out some dresses) Well Axe'm, now that you are getting married, I am gonna make you look better then I usually do!
Axe'm: You would do that? For Me?
Aphrodite: I know! That is what makes me so nice! ( Music starts to play while Aphrodite makes the girls getted dressed in clothing)
Whenever I see someone Less fortunate than I(And let's face it - who isn't Less fortunate than I?)
Axe'm: Whats with the music?
Aphrodite: My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need and even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Axe'm: Hey!
Aphrodite: Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead and yes, indeed you will be,
Popular!
Axe'm: ( slips) AH!
Aphrodite: You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys little ways to flirt and flounce!
Kate: Hey!
Aphrodite: ( puts this really nice dress on Axe'm)
I'll show you what shoes to wear ( puts shoes on Axe'm)
How to fix your hair ( Puts her hair up)
Axe'm: ( Eyes look weird)
everything that really counts
To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports know the slang you've got to know! So let's start!
Cause you've got an awfully long way to go. ( She Blushes)
Axe'm: ( Face turns red with anger)
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser not
Annabeth: ( shots a death glare at Aphrodite)
Aphrodite:-when it comes to popular
-I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who-you-were,are,
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-Ler:
lar
La la la la
We're gonna make you popular ( starts putting make up on the Axe'm)
When I see depressing creatures
Axe'm: I'm no emo!
Aphrodite: With unprepossessing features I remind them on their own behalf to think of celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!
He,he!
They were popular!
Please -It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed so it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular like me!
( stops singing) Gasp! ( shows Axe'm a mirror)
Kate: Wow!
Axe'm was dressed in a white dress, wedding Dress, you could see her legs and the gown was VERY poofy. The patern was wind markings from different cultures and video games, the biggest one was the wind marking from Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker on her chest. She held a Bouquet made of Lilacs and Blue Roses. Her Veil went down to her legs and she had a beatiful looking train. She wore white high heals and had her hair VERY POOFY.
Kate: Wow, this looks amazing!
Axe'm: I never thought I would look this way.
Annabeth: Thank you Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: Your welcome!
Axe'm: (Looks at the time) We are gonna be late! Come on girls! ( they teleport to the chapel)
Aphrodite: ( singing)
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular
Just not quite as popular
As me!
At the Chapel.
Axe'm: ( is in a carriage along with the rest of the girls) Wow, marriage, who knew I would get married so soon?
Kate: Yeah, life is funny in a way.
Annabeth: You are only 13, how the hell are you getting married?
Axe'm: You can married at any age as long as the man is older.
Annabeth: Oh, coolio!
Kate: Indeed. Hey there is the Chapel!
The chapel a simple chapel with flowers everywhere. Apollo comes to Axe'm and holds her arm to walk her down the Aisle. He smiles and flirts with other people here. They come the Altar and Axe'm joins the Prince of Torture. Apollo goes over to his Date Crystal the daughter of Poseidon. The Prince wears a Tuxedo with a Blue Rose in his pocket.
Blind Priestess: Yo! Today we are gathered here for the holy marriage of Madam Axe'm with The Prince of Torture, also known as the man who inspired Axe'm to make this story, and if he did not make The Legend of Zelda Awful Realm of Torture, this place would have never existed. Lets introduce the Legend of Zelda Characters for everyone.
On the left side was the side with the Percy Jackson and the Olympains Awful Realm of Torture crew and the other side was the Legend of Zelda Awful Realm of Torture crew. The host from there came over to introduce themselves.
M-Lord: Hi, I'm MostazalsLord, I know Madam Axe'm because she was inspired by me to make her other story The Legend of Zelda: The Oracle of Destiny.
Midna3452: I don't know Madam Axe'm at all.
Blind Priestess: I am also the Other Host so nice to meet all you Percy Jackson Fans! Now This by far is a marriage that I have never had thought to happen. But they do share one thing that I know everyone can agree on, besides the fact they are hard core Legend of Zelda fans.
( Everyone nods cause they all know what it is, insanity)
Blind Priestess: So Madam Axe'm the 5th of Wisconsin, nice title by the way.
Axe'm: Thanks.
Crystal: ( whispers to Apollo) What is with the Fifth?
Apollo: She has 4 older half brothers so she is the fifth child.
Crystal: Oh.
Blind Priestess: Do you take the Prince of Torture the 13th to be your husband?
Axe'm: Yes! Ah fuck it, lets just kiss and get this over with.
Blind Priestess: I now pronounce you, Husband, and Wife.
Michael Bay: ( Explosions every where)
Song: !
Prince: ( swings Axe'm so she is looking at him from Below) Hail to the King baby. ( kisses her)
That day, a thousands souls broke the sound, of Silence.
At the Wedding Reception.
Apollo: ( on a Stage with a Micro Phone in hand) This, is for my little girl, who is now a woman. You will have a good life I know it. ( takes a guitar and starts to play The Sound, of Silence)
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence.
Everyone Claps after he finishes.
Axe'm: Well, we best be going, to the Park! ( gets on a Motorcycle with the Prince and ride to the park)
Prince: Well we are here, what do we do?
Axe'm: Wait for it.
Suddenly a Blue Telephone Box apears to them. A Man wearing a brown suit and a awesome looking Bowtie apears to them. He has a Black hair and looks at them oddly.
Axe'm: Doctor! Nice to see you again.
The Doctor: Who are you?
Axe'm: Oh that's right. I changed my face again.
The Doctor: Tenshi?
Axe'm: Its Madam Axe'm now. I just got married!
The Doctor: ( Stares at her in disbeilf) Wow, who is the unlucky guy?
Prince: Hello!
The Doctor: Nice to meet you! I'm the doctor, oh that's right! You haven't meet the new guys! Meet Rory and Ameila Pond, these to are getting married soon!
Rory: Nice to meet you. ( Shakes hands with Prince)
Prince: Pleasure is all mine.
Axe'm: I was wondering if I could go with you on one trip as a honeymoon for me and Prince?
The Doctor: Sure! I was taking these two to Venice but ended up here!
Prince: Venice? You have go to be kidding me.
Axe'm: Lets go then! ( Changes into ordinary clothing, takes out her sound wave guitar)
Prince: ( changes into ordinary clothing, takes out Mr. Shiny) LETS DO THIS!
Everyone there: ! JENKIIIIIIIIINSSSSSS!
They all enter the Blue box. The blue box flashes away into time and Space. ( Authors Note: I will also One shot this along with Ares Adventure, this one first though)
The End!
Authors Note: Sorry if this was short, I really want to get this out of the way so I can finish this. Hera did go to her personal hell cause of Marriage and All. So see you all later!