Right this was my idea ages ago.. If you have never seen Jeff Dunhams show with the puppets and stuff.. well you might not find this as funny as i do but i am only using my two faveorite characters.. Achmed The Dead Terrorist and Peanut [if you havent watched this go on youtube and find it but make sure no young people are in the room] oh and Jeff of course enjoy.. also all the puppets have msn for some reason lol.. no flames on this please x some swearing an bad language. sorry it so long copied most of it then made some of my own stuff up too tell me if you like it please and on the next chapter peanut will be in it.

Disclaimer: I Do not own any of the characters in this or any other chapter and sadly never will

Meee: Ha Ha Rosie im glad u made me go 2 the hub.. not that was the most terrifying thing ever!

Jefa-fa: I dont think so

Meee: Who the hell r u?

PEANUT!! : HES JEFA-FA! :P AND IM PEANUT HAHAHAHAHA

Achmed: Im Achmed The Dead Terrorist..

Rosie: Doctor Im Scared

Jefa-fa: Dont worry these guys dont hurt

Meee: Ill Protect u rosie x

Cap. J has signed in

Jackie has signed in

Mickey has signed in

Dr. Martha has signed in

Yan has signed in

Gwen C has signed in

Dr. Owen has signed in

Tosh has signed in

Donna has signed in

Jefa-fa: First u cn tlk 2 Achmed The Dead Terrorist

Achmed: Good Evening... Infertel

Dr. Owen: So ur a terrorist?

Achmed: Yes

Tosh: What kind of terroist?

Achmed: A Terrorfying... Terrorist Are u scared??

Gwen: Not Really

Jackie: No

Achmed: Rawrr.. Nd Now?

Yan: Not Really

Mickey: No

Achmed: Ra..Aghh How bout now?

Rose: No

Achmed: God Dammit.. OH OH!! I mean Allah Dammit

Cap. J: Hahahahahahahaha

Achmed: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

Cap J: U cn try

Meee: So Achmed if u r a terrorist u have some sort of speciality?

Achmed: Yes I am a suicide bomber!

Rosie: So Yuur Finished?

Achmed: WHAT?

Donna: Yuuve dun yuur job?

Achmed: No i havent

Mickey: But ur dead? u told us

Achmed: No Im Not! I Feel Fine!

Jefa-fa: Achmed i can see u ur all bone?

Achmed: Its A flesh Wound

Dr. Owen: Hahahaha

Achmed: SILENCE! I KILL YOU u cn die right?

Dr. Owen: Nope already dead ha

Jefa-fa: Brb Achmed has broke...

Gwen C: This is wierd

Meee: I No its fun

rosie: Yuur Happy Cuz Im Next Too Yuuh

Jefa-fa: Bakk

Walter: Haha Achmed Is Gay

Achmed: Is That Walter?

Jefa-fa: Yes :(

Jackie: Whos Walter?

Achmed: He scares the crap out of me ! Please dont put me in the same suitcase as him while we travel! Jeff..

Yan: Why shouldnt he?

Achmed: He Has Gas.. All the bombs in the world are nothing compared to a walter fart...

Walter: hahaha

Mickey: Haha

Jackie: Eww

Achmed: Its not funny... he will kill us!

Jefa-fa: Achmed.. u really r dead!

Achmed: R u sure?

Jefa-fa: Yes

Achmed: I just got my flu shot

Jefa-fa: u really r dead

Achmed: If Im dead then i get my 72 virgins...

Dr. Owen: WE get virgins!

Cap. J: I Wanna die .. Damn u Rose!

Rosie: Yuuh Only Get Virgins If Yuuh Are A Terrorist Accordin 2 My Friend Joe..

Meee: Whos Joe??

Rosie: Old Friend

Achmed: R U my virgins? I Hope not

Dr. Martha: Me 2

Rosie: Me 3

Gwen: Me 4

Tosh: Me 5

Donna: Me 6

Jackie: Me 7

Cap. J: Okay None Ov Us!

Meee: Moody

Cap J: Yerh Well I Want My Virgins!

Dr. Owen: Let It Go!

Achmed: If these are my virgins ive been screwed! theres guys here

Jefa-fa: Did they say it would be only girls

Achmed: Holy Crap!

Meee: Achmed where do u come from?

Achmed: Jeffs suitcase hahaha! I TOLD A JOKE!

Rosie: If Yuur In His Suitcase How Do Yuuh Get Through Security At Airports??

Achmed: Easy. They Open The Case And I Go.. 'Hello I Am Lindsey Lohan =D'

Donna: Hahahahahahahaha

Achmed: I Told another joke! okay another one two jews walk into a bar...

Jefa-fa: No No!

Achmed: What? you dont let jews in ur bar? u racist bastard!

Jefa-fa: No Achmed i told millions of times no racist jokes!

Achmed: Oh okay.. what about i KILL the jews?

Jefa-fa: NO

Achmed: Im kidding i would not kill the jews, NO, i would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death [AN: Im Not Being offencive Taken out of the show! Sorry if any one takes offence]

Meee: Dont Be Mean!

Rosie: I Dont Like Yuuh !

Achmed: Mwahahaha

Jefa-fa: ACHMED YUUH CANT TELL JOKES LIKE THT!

Achmed: Why Not, I bet they r all laughin really

Cap. J: I Am!

Achmed: See!

Jefa-fa: U Cant Tell Jokes Like Tht

Achmed: Why?

Jefa-fa: It Offends people

Achmed: Oh.. Im Dead WHAT DO I CARE!

Dr. Owen: Cyber Hi-5! My Dead Pal!

Achmed: Should I Do Knock Knock Jokes?

Rosie: That Would Be Better

Achmed: Okay Knock knock

Meee: Whos there?

Achmed: Me I Kill U Hahahaha

Jackie: Haha

Gwen: Hehe

Yan: Ha

Tosh: Did you ave training as a suicide bomber?

Achmed: Of Course, Suicide Bomber training club

Dr. Martha: Was it a nice facility?

Achmed: Used To Be

Dr. Owen: What happened

Achmed: New Guy.. the idiot tried to practise.. he was called jack harkness or something..

Cap. J.: Tht was MEEE!!!

Rosie: JACK!!

Cap. J: I was seeing what i could live through!

Meee: what did you learn from all that?

Achmed: Location Location Location !

Donna: Where do you get your recruits?

Achmed: Suicide Hotline mwhahahaha that was dark was it not Dr. Owen?

Dr. Owen: Yes It Was Achmed My Friend

Rosie: What Exactly happened to yuuh Achmed?

Achmed: Huh?

Meee: What happened?

Achmed: Ohh :( if u ave 2 no im a horrible suicide bomber ! i set a timer for 30 mins but it went off in 4 seconds. one of u guys must no what thts like..?

Rosie: Doctor??

Meee: ...

Cap J: ..

Donna: Look they all go shy now

Meee: Achmed what REALY happened 2 u?

Achmed: Well.. I was gettin gas and i answered my cell fone [american if u hadnt guessed] can you hear me now.. bang! at first i thought i had one over my minutes!

Cap J : Whats it like 2 die do u see a white light?

Achmed: If ur dumb enough look at the explosion yes.. and u wud be new guy!

Cap J: Grr.. No But ppl say they see a white light what did u see?

Achmed: Flying Car Parts

Dr. Martha: What was the last thing to go through your mind?

Achmed: My Ass.. haha walter told me 2 say tht!

Meee: So u didnt see a white light?

Achmed: No But I Saw a blue BOX!

Rosie: What?

Achmed: Well not a Box a Small little car haha the one jeff drives.. do u really have one?

Jefa-fa: yas

Achmed: HAHAHAHAHA tht is not a car thts a lunch box

Tosh: So u killed urself for virgins?

Achmed: Yes But id kill jeff for a chocolate bar! =D

Meee: So ur muslim?

Achmed: I Dont think so

Rosie: Yuur Not Muslim?

Achmed: No

Cap. J: Why?

Achmed: Look at my ass it says made in CHINA! walter says im just a halloween decoration

Jefa-fa: okay Achmed u have to go now so say bye too these guys

Achmed: Bye people

Achmed has signed out

Jefa-fa: Sorry about him

PEANUT!!: IT DOESNT GET BETTER HAHAHA

to be continued!