I'm not sure how this is going to go. It's mostly based on a convosation I'm having on msn right now, with my friend. Its a random game that came up when I was bored and if you guys enjoy this then I'll start using my normal convosations to write this. Enjoy.

Meee has signed in

Rosie: LEMONS!!!

Meee: ORANGES!!!

Rosie: BANANAS [haha i took yours]

Meee: Apples

Rosie: URMM... I dunno, coconuts [is tht even a fruit?]

Meee: err.. pinapples (i dunno i think so)

Rosie: Okay Im bored with tht now

Meee: Okay.. Vegetables ??

Rosie: Haha go on then

Meee: err.. avacado

Rosie: wtfudge is tht?

Meee: I would say tomatoe but it was proved a fruit

Meee: i dunno

Rosie: Patatoe.. like mickeys face lol only jokin

Meee: ha lol parsnip

Rosie: Onion

Meee: Spud

Rosie: cabbage

Meee: Spud

Rosie: Yuu've said tht

Meee: I no i was just testin how 'blonde' u r.. errr dinosaur

Rosie: tht is not a vergetable

Meee: It's funny though, Suede [AN:: What the hell is tht anyway?]

Rosie: luttuce

Meee: Cabbage oh wait yuu've said tht one, can we just say mickey and class him as all of them??

Rosie: Okayy...

Meee: Lol another game...?

Rosie: Yeah

Meee: Cool

Meee: Err.. animals

Rosie: Okay

Meee: Dog

Rosie: Rubbit .. [HOMER]

Meee: Rabbit,, silly ape.. Rat [Rupert]

Rosie: Haha I spelt it wrong.. Guinea-pig [SQUIGGLES]

Meee: Fish [Fssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Rosie: Hamster [Bailey&Harry]

Meee: Ermmm.. cats? Eghh I dont like cats..

Rosie: TIGER!!!!

Meee: Lion

Rosie: Kangeroo

Meee: Koala bear

Rosie: Hippo

Meee: Giraffe

Rosie: PENGUIN! I am one with the penguins!

Meee: Lol, Kk

[10 mins later]

Rosie: R yuu finishin tht game now!!!??

Meee: Nooo, Im talkin on my [martha's] Phone, Polar bear

Rosie: Fine

Meee: Noo. Im off now

Rosie: Okayyy, Sharks

Rosie: Im soo bored lol

Meee: Me Too, Liger

Rosie: Cheater [Both yuu nd the animal]

Meee: How dare u, since wen do I cheat?

Meee: Elephant

Rosie: Usin Liger!

Meee: So it's a breed of animal

Rosie: Yeahh ut it cant reproduce so it doesnt count, thts science tlkin, lol

Meee: Lol kk

Rosie: Angel fish

Meee: Huam Huma n'apuaua

Rosie: a what?

Meee: look on wikipedia, its a fish

Rosie: I cnt be bothered

Meee: Lol kk next

Rosie: Urm.. Crab

Meee: Parrot

Rosie: Bugie

Meee: Jack

Rosie: Okay yuu cn ave tht one

Rosie: Wolf...

[AU, all the above we mine and my friends convo, thanks andy lol, this is were it changes or else it would to long it goes on for about 10 more pages]

Cap J has just signed in

Cap J: Doc we have a problem, get down to earth 2009 as soon as possible

Rosie: Aww we've only just been there

Meee: Cant Torchwood sort it

Cap J: Plzz Doc its, its.. its...

Well what is it?? sorry but you'll have to wait til next time

-*- Dalek crashes into room -*-

Dalek -- YOU MUST WRITE A FAN FICTION WHERE THE DALEKS WIN

xXBad WolfXx -- urm... no

Dalek -- OBEY OR BE EXTERMINATED

xXBad WolfXx -- you win in this next chapter, damn look what you made me do, now Ive told everyone, stop laughing at me dalek!

-*- Dalek rolls out of room laughing -*-

xXBad WolfXx -- sorry guys he did this bye DIE DALEK DIE !!