For those fangirls, if... there is any...

Silk POV: Well my sweet sixteen party is one week after my actual birthday. This sucked mostly for Huang-kun, who said that his present is going to be ruined.

(Huang) "Deja-vu." I was massaging his leg, don't know how he can get a deja-vu from that.

"So, looks like they're doing the exact same thing as your birthday."

"Except you have more people attending."

"So... barbeque?"

"Fair enough, just don't tweak my arm."

"Rawr!" Leap at him while he's on the bed: cutest thing I could think of at the moment.

"Ow... my neck." Which failed to make an impression.

"Oh don't be a baby!" Fiddle wid noez.

"Stop, please."

"Oh you're doing that treatment again."

"Let's just go."

Leaving the house, with me acting as the crutch for Huang-kun, we saw four fence pillars. Axle and Rios were setting up the fly sheet on the pillars itself. Yurei's the one setting up the grill this time.

(Yurei) "Why am I the one setting up the grill?"

(Rios) "I don't want you to fall off the ladder and break a bone."

(Yurei) "What the heck is that supposed to mean?"

(Rios) "Ah-ha! Sorry! Forgot about that!" Ria, who was holding a pair of crutches, walked up to us.

(Ria) "... should I put these back?"

(Huang) "No you don't; I think Silica needs a break."

(Me) "But I like doing this..."

(Ria) "Aww... *head shake* Yeah I'm going to give it to you." She hands Huang-kun the crutches. Killjoy.

5 extended pistons as tables, 10 stairs for chairs, and 2 more for the food.

(Huang) "Deja-vu."

(Me) "Oh shut it already. I don't know how the fuck you can get a deja-vu from this."

(Huang) "Language." 'Language' Oh don't parent me.

(Yurei) "Hey you two!~" Don't say it, don't say it... "Why don't you make everyone something from your bento boxes." Thank goodness...

(Huang) "Oh those again, good job on it. I really liked it." Oy...

(Yurei) "Oh don't think about it too hard Silk! You might blush again!" I pounced at her, attempting to gnaw on her head. Oh Notch, I heard the thud.

(Huang) "... ouch..."

(Me) "Sorry! Sorry!" Yurei was giggling when I was trying to lift up Huang-kun.

(Ria from the distance) "Hey watch it! We're almost out of casting materials. I don't want to waste any more emeralds for more supplies!"

(Huang) "Ow... How long do you have to wait for your shipment of potions?!"

(Ria) "I don't know!"

(Axle) "Heads up!" He tosses Ria a pair of shears from the top of the ladder, which she jumped away from. I should check on Huang-kun.

(Me) "You okay?"

(Huang) "I should take a seat, it would be a good idea to show the your cooking. So- *drops him* woah!" Splat.

(Me) "Urusai! Take care of him, Yurei." She blinked. "YU-"

(Yurei) "GOT IT!" Good. :3

The supplies are easy: 2 plates, rice, large bucket of water, vinegar, and a pot. Everyone stared a me when I carried the stuff to the tent.

(Me) "What?" Huang-kun sneezed.

(Alice) "*Muffled due to wearing a medical mask* Yello!" She was carrying a two boxes, one possibly being my present from her.

(Cupa) "*Same* H-hi..." She's carrying a crate.

(Ria) "You guys sick?"

(Alice) "Willow's present smells."

(Huang) "You made it? Awesome!"

(Me) "Now I'm worried." Cupa hands Ria the crate.

(Cupa) "You ordered potions?"

(Ria) "Yep, here's a tip!" Cupa held up a "On the house" sign. Where the fuck did she get that?

(Yurei) "Bento?" Oh right!

I took care of washing and boiling the rice, while everyone else was discussing amongst themselves. Here come's my sister, what is she carrying?

(Widow) "Kon'nichiwa!"

(Me) "Kon'nichiwa Imoto!"

(Widow) "Onee-chan!"

(Rios) "*Whispering* Do you know what they're saying?"

(Huang) "*Whispering* I have no clue. Must be their own thing."

(Me) "I can hear you, ya know." Rios ran back on his seat, and Huang tried to get back on his, only to fall on Yurei's lap. Yurei pulled him by the ear back to his seat. Ouch...

(Widow) "Are you making giri?"

(Me) "Yeah, why?" Widow gives me the sack on her back. I pulled out one of the contents, which was a fish...

(Huang) "That's a lot of fish. Why do you have so much?"

(Me) "It's what she eats everyday." Huang jumped a bit in shock.

(Widow) "Sashimi!" I looked at everyone, who became quiet and confused.

(Huang) "I'm going to trust her on it."

(Axle) "Woot! Yeah Willow!"

(Widow) "Na-ni? Who's Willow?"

(Me) "Shut up Widow..." Basically, we all waited for the rice to finish cooking. Once the pot stopped spazzing from all of the boiling, I ran it to the open where it can cool down. "Hey Yurei, since you forced me to make something, you're up!" Yurei freaked out for a moment on her chair.

(Yurei) "I'm not cooking anything! I don't know how to cook in the first place!"

(Me) "Make some eggs."

(Yurei) "Okay... I think I can do that..." She ran home to get the ingredients, while I poured the right amount of vinegar onto the rice and mixed it.

(Huang) "By the way, why did you not want me to see you cook this before?"

(Me) "Not telling you."

(Huang) "Come on. I'm your boyfriend." And that's the killer. Damnit, I don't want to say it.

(Rios) "Well looks like I have something new to do tomorrow."

(Ria) "And what would that be?"

(Rios) "Gotta build a house for-"

(Me) "Because it is made with love and I want you to taste it yourself, HAPPY?!" Everyone, except Huang, wooed. We must be the only people blushing here... Yurei ran back with a small box of eggs.

(Yurei) "What I miss?" Oh you don't know how much I want to lunge at her now. Everyone was laughing.

After the rice was cooled down and molded, everyone got anxious to eat it, until I started cutting the fish.

(Ria) "Volleyball!" She ran out of the tent to inflate her beach ball.

(Axle) "*Mask* I'm in!"

(Cupa) *Just walks out* Widow ran out, screaming like the child she is.

(Yurei) "Oh, I burnt it..."

(Rios) "I'm sure it still tastes good." Axle looked inside of the frying pan and winced before joining the volleyball game.

(Yurei) "I'm such a failure..." Rios got up from his seat and, hand on hand, helped Yurei make the fried eggs.

(Huang) "Question."

(Me) "Huh? Um... sure, what?"

(Huang) "Am I your first boyfriend?"

(Me) "Of course, why would you think that?"

(Huang) "Widow did state that she knew you would date a skeleton."

(Me) "That's because I hang around Yurei too much."

(Yurei) "Did you call me?"

(Huang) "No talking, the last ingredient anyone needs in a meal is saliva."

(Rios) "Shut it Willow."

(Huang) "My apologies, got used to saying it towards Axle."

(Yurei) "Don't compare me to him!"

(Me) "Ouch. Looks like I'm done. Hey guys! Woah!..." Huang-kun was able to shift himself so that he could see Axle on one knee proposing to Ria.

(Huang) "Way to go Axle!" Ow me sensitive ears. The party applauded as Ria tearfully nodded. And they bother me and Huang for being cute.

(Me) "Here, try this." I held a piece of sashimi to Huang, which he hesitated to eat. "Please?"

(Huang) "The fish is raw... again..." I bit one side of it and held it out to him again. "... Okay then..." He slowly took a bite from the piece and chewed. "... now I regret not eating the fish in the lunch box now."

(Me) "You didn't?" Aw fuck...

After everyone was done cooking, and eating what seemed to be a buffet, and Yurei's cooking, Huang asked me to get some sugar cane juice. I know where this is going, so I agreed. What I did, was walk home, open the door, and slam it shut while I was still outside. Looks like they are discussing amongst themselves about something, except Huang-kun who was watching me.

(Me) "Shh..." He winked at me. I hid behind his seat.

(Alice) "I really don't want to give Silk Willow's present."

(Widow) "Who's Willow?"

(Huang) "Don't worry about it."

(Ria) "What so bad about it?" I heard the sound of the cake box being opened.

(Everyone that does not have a mask except Huang and Widow) "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!" I smelt it too, if he trying to kill me?

(Widow) "Ew! Someone cut the cheese!"

(Huang) "Smells like the durian is still fresh, good job preserving it."

(Alice) "Did you write that book?"

(Huang) "Not much of a writer."

(Ria) "Please tell me your present is a cake! PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PRESENT IS A CAKE!"

(Alice) "Yeah it is."

(Me) "*Whispering* Are you trying to kill me?"

(Huang) "Durian is a smelly fruit, I know that, but it is also sweet."

(Axle) "Dude! It smells like death! Why the fuck are you going to give her this?"

(Huang) "She loves sweets."

(Me) "*Still* Should I pop up now?"

(Huang) "Yep." I popped up like a spring.

(Me) "Oh yeah I do!" All of the girls screamed. The guys are not amused.

(Huang) "So where's the candles?"

(Yurei) "We are not giving her this."

(Huang) "Fine, you know what? Give me a slice of the cake and the candle goes on Alice's." Alice cuts a slice of the cake and gives it to Huang-kun. I fed him a piece of the slice. And surprisingly enough, he didn't die. "Like old memories." Ew... he had this before?

(Axle) "You are messed up."

(Ria) "Agreed..." Those two are holding each other... AND THEY BOTHER US FOR BEING CUTE.

(Me) "Is it good?" He nodded his head. ... Might... as... well?

(Yurei) "Don't eat it! You'll get killed!"

(Me) "I'm a spider, I'm immune to poison." Nom... Ew... it's smelly... and somehow sweet. My notch, it's like ice-cream.

(Ria) "I... looks like we have to use some potions now..." Cupa got herself a slice and took a bite.

(Cupa) "Once you get used to the smell, it's actually really good..." Alice got herself a slice, then Rios, who shared with Yurei, Widow was too scared to touch the cake, then Ria, who smashed the slice on Axle's face.

(Me) "Didn't expect that."

(Ria) "I wuv u." Axle wiped some of the icing on his forehead and licked it.

(Axle) "Oh my dayum. It's awesome." His fiancée licked some off of his cheek.

(Me and Huang) "And people bother us for being cute. Jinx! Jinx again! Oh my goodness... STOP!"

(Yurei) "Aw... so cute."

(Alice) "Doesn't that remind you of a certain couple?" Yurei leapt at Alice, only to forget that Rios is between them. I feel sorry for Rios, Yurei's chest was right on his face. He fainted with a bloody nose.

(Cupa) "... We should light the candle..."

Minutes later, they finally set up the birthday cake and woke up Rios.

(Me) "I wish the candle was on Willow's cake." I blew out the candle.

(Cupa and Widow) "Who's Willow?"

(Huang) "Me."

(Widow) "But your name is Huang." BAKA! "Owieowieowieowie!..."

(Axle) "Now what's the story on this one?"

(Me and Huang) "NO!"

(Ria) "Are you two keeping secrets from us?"

(Me and Huang) "Yes!"

(Widow) "Do I have get Nuisance?" Fuck we don't want Huang to get poisoned, and to have our eardrums blown to oblivion from Ria. Me and Huang spent the entire afternoon telling his history. "How do you know so much about Huang-sama in 2 months?"

(Me) "BAKA!"

(Widow) "Owieowieowieowieowie!"

(Me) "Don't embarrass me in front of my friends!"

(Ria) "Huang! Say something in eastern!" Huh?

(Huang) "Uh... Nei-ho..."

(Alice) "Awesome!"

(Me) "Looks like your friends don't care about it much."

(Huang) "Somewhere in the Aether, Night just facepalmed."

(Widow) "Owie..."

(Cupa) "I think she had enough..."

(Me) "Fine."

(Rios) "What a great day, Silk's sweet sixteen, Axle proposed to Ria, Huang told his secret to the world, Yurei learned how to cook for in a short notice, and I had a face full of boob."

-Frying pan-

(Huang) "We're keeping the durian cake, goodnight people!" He tried to move, only to fall on my lap.

(Me) "Sucks to suck."

(Huang) "I want to go home, my biggest secret was exposed to the world."

(Me) "Oh you poor baby."

(Ria and Yurei) "That's my line!" I think Axle looked away from embarrassment.

(Me) "Ah-HAHAHAHA!..."

(Huang) "What happened? I can't see..."

(Me) "Tweak!"

(Huang) "GOU-MANG-AAA!"

"Yeah no... baby..."

"I wanna go home..."

(Ria) "Yeah, it's kinda late for you guys to get back to the city, you can stay over at our house if you want."

(Alice) "No worries! I can take care of us!"

(Cupa) "You left your sword at the shop."

(Alice) "Nevermind! How much is rent?!" Ria held up the "On the house" sign she took from Alice a while ago. "Not how you use it..."

One of the Chapters that will be changed due to... you know...