Chapter 4: Lovely Rivalry
You know the old saying: Innocence is bliss. It means that being innocent is pretty much a good thing. Of course, when dealing with love, that saying is lost, so imagine the reaction that Shinku got when she saw HinaIchigo hug Jun from behind, grabbing his neck and smiling her ass off. Not to mention that Shinku, moments ago, implied that Jun was hers and hers alone, and here is someone that clearly doesn't understand the penalty of messing with whatever Shinku owned.
Her tea cup: a smack to the face
Her key: 30 wet lashes
Kun-Kun: Strangled
Jun-kun: Don't even try to imagine the worst thing that could happen to you. Shinku will multiply that.
Jun, himself, was trying to pry the bubbly Hina off of him. She nearly choked the life out of him with her bear hug of cuddly doom. Innocent, she may be, but powerful she really is. After a minute of struggling, Jun finally had the girl release her grip on him. Trying to catch his breath, he looked up at her and sighed. "Hey there, HinaIchigo. Next time, can you not try to kill me, please? I know that you miss me, but you're...a lot bigger now..."
Indeed, Hina was a LOT bigger than Jun would've thought. Her hair was in the same style, but it made her head...seem a lot bigger than it normally was. Of course, the pink shirt and blue jeans were normal enough. She even seemed a bit chubby in the belly area. Probably baby fat. After all, she was HinaIchigo, the Unyuu Princess. The fat was probably from eating one too many unyuus. But what really struck Jun was the fact that puberty hit Hina like a nuke, especially in a certain area. Her chest really stuck out like a sore thumb. If anything, that was the one area where Jun had his focus on. Huge, D cups that he didn't even know that she had, and to make it even more awkward, this was not Shinku, or Suiseiseki, who would use those funbags of doom to their advantage. No, this was HinaIchigo, the innocent one of the Rozen Maidens, the most pure, if anything, and she bloomed greatly. Jun felt himself about to have a good nosebleed from looking at her chest.
"But Jun-kun, Hina missed you so much!" The girl announced. "I woke up today, and I was a human! Hina is a full grown human! Now I can come and play with Jun-kun and Nori and Tomoe all I want! And Shinku and Souseiseki and Ka...Ka...Kabanana! Not Suiseiseki, though. All she does is steal Hina's food and blames Hina for stuff she didn't do…" Indeed, Suiseiseki did steal Hina's food, ALL THE TIME. "But now, I can defend myself! So come on, Jun-kun! Let's play!"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH JUN-KUN, BECAUSE HE'S MINE, Y'KNOW?"
If the innocent antics of HinaIchigo didn't anger Shinku enough, then the failed attempts from Kanaria would.
HinaIchigo looked up to see Kanaria enter from the front yard. She was dressed in a yellow blouse with yellow tights. The color was very bright, so bright that it nearly hurt Hina's eyes from looking at it. "Another thing, my name isn't Kabanana! It's Kanaria! KA-NA-RI-A! Lastly, Jun is mine, y'know! So keep off of him, or else!"
Hina stood up in defense, not wanting to give up Jun. "But Hina wants to play with Jun! Hina missed him so much!"
"You're too young to have him! If Jun belongs to anyone, it's me, the smartest and now most attractive of the Rozen Maidens, Kanaria!"
"BUT HINA WANTS TO PLAY WITH JUN!"
Jun, who was in the middle of it, tried to calm them down. "Hey, you two. Quit the fighting, alright?" He held a hand in front of each of them, trying to hold them back. The two girls ceased their movements, which made Jun sigh in relief. Unfortunately, they grabbed his hands instead, trying to pull him to either side.
"Jun...belongs...to me...y'know!" Kanaria spoke as she pulled Jun towards her side.
"Jun...belongs...to...Hina!" Hina retaliated, pulling Jun to her side.
"Hey...ow! Stop it, guys! STOP!" Jun tried to yell, but the pain from being pulled was too much.
"Jun is MINE!"
"No, Hina wants him!"
"HE'S MINE"
"MINE"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE"
"MINE"
Then, the one sentence that put everyone in their place was said.
"WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT THE F**K UP?"
HinaIchigo, Kanaria and Jun all froze at the loud booming voice that came from Shinku. Now THIS was a surprise! Not only did Shinku use a vulgar word, but it was the one word that no one would even think that she would use in her lifetime, but here it was, in echoing glory. On cue, Hina and Kanaria both dropped Jun's arms, letting them hit his sides, while Jun himself fell to the floor. He had never been so scared in his life. He could tell how angry Shinku was, and boy, was he glad that he didn't cause it. He sighed in relief, but was picked up off the floor by Shinku herself. She looked at him with a concerned look on her face and inspected him, making him blush in the process.
"Are you alright, Jun-kun? Are you hurt anywhere?" the tea-loving girl asked. Jun was so surprised about Shinku caring for him that he didn't even know if he nodded or shook his head. His mouth, on the other hand, said otherwise
"I'm ok, Shinku. They didn't hurt me." Why the hell did I say that? Jun thought. Shinku placed a hand on her chest and gave a sigh of relief.
"I'm glad then. I don't want any part of you hurt. I will want you in one piece when I take you virginity."
Jun turned red at the comment. Why the hell was Shinku thinking about sex with him? Also, how the hell is he still a virgin? Shinku already had sex with him before, didn't she?
"Oh, and just to let you know, Jun. What happened this morning was a prank. I simply stripped you naked, undressed myself and wonderfully slept in your arms. We did nothing of the sort." Shinku explained, as if she was reading his mind, which made Jun blush even more. Happy with her accomplishment, Shinku turned to HinaIchigo and Kanaria and dragged them to the backyard, an angry look on her face. Unknown to any of them, a figure was lurking in the shadows in the bushes.
"Well ,well, well, Shinku. Looks like I'll take something else from you..."
When they were out of earshot, Shinku sat the two girls down and began her explanation. "Now, HinaIchigo and...Ka...nasha?"
"Kanaria"
"Right, Kanaria. You weren't here when I said that Jun was mine, so I'll tell you what I told Suiseiseki and Souseiseki before. Jun Sakurada is mine, and mine alone. I do not want to hear any of you claim him for your own, or else there will be consequences. Do I make myself clear?" Kanaria nodded, but HinaIchigo raised her hand. Shinku sighed and walked up to her. "You wish to say something, HinaIchigo?"
Hina nodded and stood up. "Shinku...Hina really likes Jun a lot. Hina wants to play with Jun and Nori and everyone! Hina loves it when everyone is having fun, and Hina really likes it when Shinku and Jun are together." HinaIchigo smiled, but it was a sad one. "But…Hina doesn't want Shinku to hate her..."
Shinku blinked and sighed. HinaIchigo didn't really know anything about love. She liked everyone the same, and wanted everyone to have fun. It was her own fault that she got this upset, all because of an innocent girl's happy-go-lucky personality. What a failure of a role model she was. That was not the action befitting a Rozen Maiden ( Neither is saying a very naughty word, might I add). Shinku smiled and hugged HinaIchigo, who returned the hug.
"I won't hate you, HinaIchigo. I won't ever hate you, ok?" Shinku whispered to her. HinaIchigo smiled and giggled as the two released their contact. Shinku then went to look at Kanaria trying to sneak away back to Jun, only to have her attempt fail when Shinku stood in front of her, her face showing an evil grin.
"Now then, I believe we were in the middle of something, weren't we?"
Kanaria gulped at her fate.
Jun sighed as he watched TV. Today was freaking weird. First he wakes up to a human Shinku and him naked in the same bed, then a human Suiseiseki barges in and announces that she loves him, then a human Souseiseki comes in and tells him a crazy story about Rozen's obsession with his dead whore, Alice, then kisses him for no reason, then Suiseiseki comes and does the same and tries to kill Souseiseki for kissing him, then Shinku kisses him out of nowhere, and now HinaIchigo and Kanaria both want a piece of the Jun. If this was a dream, please let him wake up, because this was getting ridiculous. Matter of fact, this was all too good to be true in the first place! It must be a dream! Yeah, that was it. But then why did his arms hurt when HinaIchigo and Kanaria pulled on him? Then his stomach growled.
Great, he was confused and hungry. What a combination. So Jun decided to make some instant ramen to pass the time. He opened the packet, poured the hot water in the cup and waited the three minutes for it to do its stuff. How boring those three minutes must be! Luckily, the time was done, and he was about to dig in.
"Man, what a weird day. If anything, I hope I'm not going crazy. I just hope that Suigintou doesn't pop in and try to have her way with me. Man, lord knows she can and will do so." Then he laughed at his own joke. "Wait, who the hell am I kidding? This is Suigintou! If anything, she probably obsessing over Shinku and what not. Ah well." He got ready to eat. "Itadakima-AAAAHHHH!" His words were silenced by a figure tackling him to the floor.
"Ow...what the he-" Now his words were silenced by a pair of lips onto his, trying to suck what excess anything came out. If that wasn't bad enough, a tongue was squirming its way into his mouth, down his throat. Jun nearly gagged in reflex, but was saved when the figure release his mouth, allowing him to breathe. Jun coughed and looked up at his attacker, who was the one person who nobody would've suspected...
"NORI? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
Yep. Nori Sakurada, the very sister of Jun Sakurada, was forcefully making out with her very own brother. Jun always knew that she had something of a brother complex, but this...this was going too far. All those nights, hearing Nori say in her sleep that "We can't…we're siblings, Jun-kun..." paid up to this. Jun, shocked at what Nori was trying to do to him, tried to pry her off of him, but found that her strength multiplied. Jun felt helpless under Nori, who held his wrists under one hand, and was proceeding to rip off his clothes with the other. Jun looked into her eyes and found undying lust. The kind of lust that gave you the strength in the game of love. Jun then thought only one thing.
MY SISTER IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!
Jun closed his eyes, hoping, wishing that this was all a dream...
But nothing happened. Nori's movements seemed to have stopped, as well. Then her weight decreased and she fell to the floor. Jun felt her grip loosen and opened his eyes to see what happened. Nori fainted, which was a good thing, but the savior was someone who he never thought would save him.
"Suigintou! Thank goodness you're here! I never thought I'd say this to you, but thank you for sav-"
The thanks were interrupted when Suigintou straddled herself on Jun, taking his face and giving him wet liplock right there. Jun was too frozen to even retaliate against her. Why, oh why did this kind of stuff always happen to him? He did nothing wrong, except abuse his sister's kindness. But she was dumb, so it didn't matter. Jun then felt Suigintou's slender hands snake their way up his shirt, lightly grazing his chest with her nails. Once the kiss was over, Jun got a good look at her. She was dressed in a black blouse with violet shorts and black thigh high socks. Her hair was in a ponytail, much like Shinku, but she also had a skull hairclip in it. Suigintou had a flirty smile on, her breathing getting ragged and hard.
"Well, well, Jun. I never thought that you would've been a great kisser. Your chest is so...sexy...and these abs...MMMM! I can't just get enough! I wonder what you feel like down there...I think I'll...have a look..." Her hand was slithering its way down to Jun's belt, intent on getting the prize inside. Jun was too shocked to try and stop her. He just only hoped that something happen to stop the silver-haired girl.
To his relief, Suiseiseki and Souseiseki grabbed the girl and tossed her away from Jun.
"No one lays a finger on Junny, especially you, you gray freak!" Suiseiseki announced. She walked over to Jun and helped him up, accidentally feeling on his chest, which was ripped thanks to Nori. Souseiseki also helped Jun up, feeling the same thing. Jun sighed in relief as the twins helped him up.
Are...you alright, Jun?" Souseiseki asked, trying to resist the urge to ravish the boy right there. "Did...she hurt you anywhere?"
Jun shook his head and smiled. "No, I'm ok. Thanks, guys." Souseiseki nodded and blushed. Suiseiseki suddenly got an evil smirk and pushed Jun back to the floor, feeling up his chest while giving light kisses to it.
"Sui…seiseki! What are you doing?" Jun and Souseiseki asked at the same time, Souseiseki having a harder time trying not to push her sister off to feel up on the boy's chest. Jun, himself, was trying not to groan from the feeling.
Suiseiseki was using her tongue to trace lines across his chest, making saliva puddles in small areas. She looked up at Jun and grinned. "Junny...when we make love, please...hold me close to this Godly Structure of a Chest while I scream you name to the heavens, ok?" Needless to say, the boy was red in the face, from the words and the person the words were coming from. The he felt another tongue going across his chest, which made the feeling even more weird. He looked up to see Souseiseki using the same tactics as her sister, but not as experienced. Her puddles were dripping off of his chest and onto the floor, sending shivers to his spine. Suiseiseki noticed the sensation Jun was having and immediately went back to doing what she was doing before. Jun was going crazy from the feeling of having girls lick his chest. If that wasn't enough, he felt yet another mouth on him, this time, going straight for his belt. He looked down to see that it was Nori, which sent his mind into blank overdrive. The last thing he saw was Suigintou hovering over him, her lips close to his. Jun knew that at this rate, it was all over. The only hope was that...
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROZEN DO ALL OF YOU HUSSY WHORES THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY JUN-KUN?!"
...Shinku would come and save the day. HinaIchigo and Kanaria came right behind her, watching the 4 girls use their mouths on poor Jun. Jun, himself, was completely out cold. If anything, he wanted this to all be a dream.
Shinku came in around the time that Nori woke back up to see the sight that laid before her eyes: Suiseiseki and Souseiseki using their vile tongues on Jun-kun's wonderful chest, Nori with her sick and evil incestuous ways gunning for Jun's third leg, and now Suigintou capturing the lucious lips of her Jun-kun. Oh, there was no way in HELL that Shinku would let them live after this. All of these were hers, and hers alone! Sharing was OUT OF THE QUESTION! Her aura immediately went from evil to murderous. She turned to HinaIchigo and Kanaria and told them a very important lesson.
"HINAICHIGO, KANARIA, I WANT YOU TWO TO WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO MESS WITH MY JUN-KUN. SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON'T SHARE THE SAME FATE!"
The two girls nodded and took their place...far away from Shinku, who grabbed the 4 girls that were on Jun and led them to the backyard, HinaIchigo and Kanaria following close behind. Meanwhile, Jun was on the floor, stiff as a board, mumbling one thing to himself.
"Find my happy place, find my happy place, find my happy place..." over and over again. Not even the screams of pain from the victims of Shinku phased the boy.
Truly, this was a weird day, indeed.
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