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Nya-Happy-Neko-Chan-Nya," I'm not quite sure what pairing to do, to be honest (/./)although I'm happy to take suggestions, thanks for reading! 3

I'm super sorry to say this but I don't really know what I'm writing about just yet, so I might put this story on pause for a little while. BUT DON'T WORRY MY LITTLE FARIES! I'm writing a collaboration story with little-emily97 , so check her out, ok?

"Hey, Luce? You in here?"Natsu called out; opening the window he always came in by, and took his shoes off, being careful to not get dirt on Lucy's bed. She hated that. "Luchee?" Happy called in after Natsu, floating next to Natsu's head. "Lucy would have kicked us out by now if she were here" "Aye" "And whenever she goes somewhere without telling us, she'll have left a us a note" he continued, processing this thought through his mind before it hit him. He rushed over to the desk, and there, just as it was supposed to be, was Lucy's letter.

Emily cracked her eyes open, finally waking up from being beaten by Lucy and Honey. She stood up and stretched, yawning. Eve was already up, talking to Lucy, in some odd maid costume, and next to where she had been sleeping was Calypso, in some dumb butler costume. Then it hit her, suddenly looking down at her own attire, and instead of her awesome usual clothes, she was in a frilly, black and white maid uniform. She huffed, it was SO cliché! There wasn't a hint of originality to it. "Hey! What the hell am I wearing?" She steamed, alerting the Hosts and Lucy that she was awake. "Ah, see? I told you that one would look too plain on her" yeah you're right, I'll ask Virgo to get another one right away" "Something with a little more lace perhaps?" Eve and Lucy conversed, discussing Emily's new uniform, seemingly getting along well, considering that they just tried to kidnap her. Lucy wandered off to a different room, and even there you could hear Lucy chant "Open, gate of the maiden, Virgo!" the ding dong rang and faded," Is it time for punishment, Princess?", the sound of Lucy's face-palm rang through the room, and into the next, before they got down to business, discussing maid outfits for Emily. Emily stuck her head in the doorway, and seeing the oddest maid yet. She had pink hair, like Aries, but had deep blue eyes instead, a tiny build with a plain dress, but what else was odd was that she had chains hanging from her writes like they were nothing more than a bracelet! Lucy glanced to the side, seeing Emily and waved, all hostility that was on the battle field was gone, now replaced with a mellow calmness. Emily shook her head, turning back to everyone else. Calypso had woken up, and was chatting with the glasses guy, who was writing in his little black book while they spoke. Honey was eating a strawberry cake with silent guy, who wasn't really eating, he was just reading. The idiot blonde was in a corner, for some odd reason. Wait...were those mushrooms? She stared at the darkened corner, trying to figure it out. While she was staring, the twins had laced their arms over her shoulders, pulling Eve along with them. "So, Miss, you haven't been very polite to us." they grinned their cheeky smirks. "We're the Hitachiins, Hikarou and Karou. Who is who is totally up to you." They pulled their little twincest act, seeing if she'd freak out like the normal girls, but all she did was blush slightly and turn her head away. They sulked for a moment, before regaining their usual momentum. "The guy over there, with your cat...thing... is Kyouya Senpai. The Shadow King!" the hid themselves jokingly behind her, laughing to themselves. "And him, the one in the corner, He's the king here, Tamaki-Senpai. But he's a doddering idiot" The shrugged as they could feel his emo corner grow, mushrooms sprouting in it. "And him" they pointed to Mori "He's Morinozuka-senpai, more commonly known as Mori-senpai. He doesn't talk much" Mori looked up from his book, giving a silent nod in acknowledgement.

Lucy and Virgo were bickering lightly in the other room, simply over the dragon-slayers uniform. "It should be short and skimpy, Princess" "And why is that?" "Because those seem to be the clothes she's comfortable in!" "So what?" "We designed the blondes and the cat's outfits on what they find comfortable, so why not give the other girl the same privilege, princess?" Lucy sighed; this wasn't a battle she was going to win. "Alright, Virgo, you win" Virgo gave a small smile, which she hid when her mistress looked up at her before the disappeared in a shower of golden sparkles. A few minutes later, Virgo returned with a sexy maid uniform for Emily, which covered everything, but still showed a bit of skin. After Lucy nicely asked the twins to her the girl change, Virgo looked to her Mistress who had a small happy smile on her lips "Time for punishment, Princess?" as her own smile appeared, as she once again went back in a shower of gold. Emily stepped out of the change rooms, having all the hosts gawk at her, even her partners stared at her, for she was beautiful.