Hey guys! Sorry if the last one sucked ya know? It seems I'm writing more and more crap. Of well (^3^) if you guys hadn't seemed to like it so far, you wouldn't have read up to here, ya know? Sorry if the start sucks, I'm sick right now, so I hope I get better before Friday.

Annnnnny way, thanks SeeYouInLaLaLand, for you pairing choices, I'll see if I can make it work for you (OuO). As always, still not owning either awesome animes, oh well: 3.

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"so…..we're going to host for guys?" the Exceeds partner asked, staring at her in her arms of Eve, the way Honey would hold Usa-chan. Calypso was looking Irritable, because according to that idiot king, she was what they called a 'lovely item' and if Calypso hated anything, it was being referred to as an item. And being said 'Lovely Item' she was not allowed to be away from Eve, so she couldn't go smack some sense into that blonde haired doofus calling himself prince.

"Exactly right my dear" Kyouya flashed one of his usual heart-stopping smiles, and that smile was not always in a good thing. Especially this time.

"Are we still going to be wearing this maid uniform?"

"Unless you want to wear the school one, which I'm sure you won't."

"So, we're entertaining guys while dressed as maids for the rest of the year?"

"Not all year, we all cosplay a lot"

That last sentence made Calypso's blood run cold. She knew how much her partner loved dressing up. She dared a peek at the expression of Emily. It was just as she had feared! She's glittering with excitement and smiling like an idiot! The Excheed hung her head in defeat, there was no turning back now.

"Lucy's gone"

Cana dropped the barrel of booze she was drinking from, Droy and Jet stopped fussing over Levi, Gajeel shifted his attention from the bluenette, Evergreen stopped posing in front of Reedus, who was trying to paint Lily and Charle and Juvia stopped stalking Gray from behind a pillar. All eyes were on the short old man, who looked about to cry.

Those two words, those two simple words, struck guilt into the heart of each and every guild member like they had been pierced with one of Erza's blades. It didn't help them feel any better when their Masters voice cracked, and tears formed at the corners of his eyes.

"Let's go"

Natsu's raspy voice echoed through the silent room, and all eyes turned to him.

"I said, let's go!"

His voice grew more confidence and he rose off the floor, his voice roaring the very last word, a terrifying look on his face, and yet, it was filled with regret.

"We went after Lucy last time she left, right?! She came back with us that time, so if we go after her again, she's sure to come home with us again! right? "

The pink (or as Natsu called it, Salmon) haired boy thrust his right fist in the air, sticking one finger out as the Fairy Tail tradition, the sweet scented papers, which were now slightly singed from Natsu's rage back at the house, were being scrunched up in his left, as he got pumped, filled with a new-found determination, grinning as the whole guild cheering with him, agreeing to join the hunt for Lucy. But….

"Juvia does not mean to rain on your parade (heh heh, get it?) But Juvia must know, do you know where Juvia's love rival is?" Everybody stopped, realising the rain woman was right. Nobody knew where their beloved golden haired Lucy had gone.

"I was hoping Levi could help with that. Lucy left these at her house, so I thought Levi might be able to tell"

He held the coloured paper to the script mage, who put was getting her wind reader glasses out, flying through each delicately written word in a flash. Only moments later, she put the letter down, and took off her glasses, and shot a glare at Natsu which said 'are you stupid or what?' she got up and whacked him on the head and everyone gasped quietly that she had even bothered to hit him in his state of condition, since everyone could tell he was panicky, worried and damn right angry, and a large pink bump, which camouflaged rather well, appeared in the middle of his head, and she repeated the words that her glare had asked.

"Are you stupid or what?"

"What do you mean?" Natsu rubbed his head where she had hit him, pouting, crouching before straightening up again as Levi began to open her mouth, ready to say something else.

"Even Happy could figure this out!" she almost yelled, which was odd for the usually quiet bookworm. To prove her point she handed the Exceed the papers.

"So…..Lucy is at this Ta-ta Tamaki guy's house?" Happy asked, stumbling over the name, spending valuable minutes that had passed because he was reading it so carefully, trying his best not to smudge the ink with his paws. Natsu scowled at his partner, mad because he had betrayed him by showing him up with smarts.

"Bingo" Levi put her hands on her hips, taking the papers being handed to her by the jolly blue cat.

"TO THIS TAMAKI GUYS HOU-"Natsu began cheering again, jumping up and down, flames licking out of his mouth in excitement before being cut off once again by the solid-script mage, who was now tapping her foot against the floorboards, her arms crossed against her chest.

"And where is that, Natsu?"

"Uhhh"

"Exactly." Levi began to lose her patience. She sighed, and flopped the papers onto her table, it was one of the many tables there like it, but they all knew that one was Levi's, because it always had books on it, no matter what the situation.

"I'll go see someone who might know. You stay here. Sit!" Levi commanded, pointing to the ground in front of Natsu like he was a dog, and Salamander just sat on the ground, earning one of Gajeels strange laughs, which echoed around the silent and tense room.

She began packing her things and left, and a few seconds later, Gajeel followed behind, still laughing at the fire dragon slayer, and earning himself a knowing smirk from Match-Maker Mira.

Natsu just continued to sit there on the floor like Levi had commanded, seething with anticipation, irritation and twitching from being impatient, already wanting to be finished with waiting for the bluenette to come home again so he could go see his best friend.

Kyouya was standing in the doorway smirking. His plan to use these girls for the club was genius! And he never even would have thought of it if that idiot's cousin hadn't said anything. Now he had them working as Lady Hosts, entertaining men, of course it was a very strict group of men that only the Hosts had seen fit, so basically the ones who knew better than to drool on the carpet.

Lucy had dressed up as a maid like the other girls, and she too looked like she could have been an angel who had come to simply serve your every whim, and Lucy's plan to dress the hosts as butlers to match the maid's outfits was quite the idea.

That thing she had called a 'Celestial Spirit', Loke, Kyouya was believed his name to be, but wasn't quite sure, was working for them too, well, he was only working because Lucy had summoned him and sweet-talked him into helping, and by god he was good! He was stealing the ladies hearts left right and centre! And Tamaki was sulking simply because the lion was stealing his girls.

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WAH! SORRY GUYS! But I seriously ship GaLe with everything I've got! Anyway, let me know what pairings you think this story should have, and the ones with the most votes wins! Sorry I made Levi kinda mean in this one, I really like her, but I think she was just mad because Lucy was gone. Sorry of this chapter sucked, it was more focused on the guild this time sorry I apologise so much: 3

~Love, your Word Bender, Happy.