MyFlawsAreFayetal signing in! I'm sorry if this is a little short! It's hard to write a challenge and make it long! Ack! I love the Team-names! Congratulations to StylishFashionista for creating them! I think she's updating this as I speak... I'm actually down to the words 'their work.' While writing this part of the ever-growing Authors Note...
Please don't feel offended when your OC is sent out! It's not that we don't like them! If we didn't then we wouldn't have chosen them! It's just the way it has to be! To quote Ellen Degeneres: 'It it what it it!'
Anywho... Onto le challenge! Yeah! Let's get this party started!
As the island fades back in, shown is the entire cast and Chris. The camera does a close up on Chris, and he starts to host the show. "Welcome back to Total Drama Contestants! As I'm sure you all already know, this season is based off of the previous contestants! So the first challenge is based off of our good old buddy Geoff!" On cue, Geoff appears on a similar looking boat to the ones the new contestants had recently arrived on.
"Woo! Yeah! It's good to be h-" The boat drove completely past the dock. "Wait... What's happening?!" You could hear the party boy's voice echo as he disappears into the distance. Everyone stares at Chris confused, and the host just shrugs in reply.
"They all got too smart and started to demand that they're paid to be a guest in this season... So, the challenge in Geoff's honour will be... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wa-"
"JUST GET ON WITH IT!" They all shouted, even Alexis. Well... All but Aoide who mumbled it and rolled her eyes. Chris pouted.
"Fine!" he whines. "It's a party challenge... Each team has to host a awesomazing-Which is a cross between awesome and amazing- party! Whoever I think hosts the best party wins... And the worst... Well... Do I even have to say it?" He points at the elimination stage and then the dock. "Now! Chop chop! You've only got an hour!" Immediately everyone started to panic.
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Aidan: One hour to plan a whole party?! *shakes head* Why do I get the feeling that this is going to end badly?
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Ava: Ick. I hate planning things. It's such hard work.
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With Team Unicorn:
"You know what's awesome?" Emma twirled a lock of her blonde hair around her pointer finger. "Chocolate..."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"We could do a choc-" Alexis started, but she was so quiet that no one heard her.
"We should do a Chocolate Party!" Johnny grinned. Everyone nodded in agreement, like before, and Alexis sighed, giving up.
"Chocolate is cool..." Kyle nodded. "I bet if I could get some acrylic and a knife, I could make a mold of Chris's face so we can make little Chris chocolates... But where are we going to get the chocolate from?" He looked at his team hopefully but they all just stared at him with blank looks on their faces. Erin shuffled a little bit but shook her head, like she did have an idea but it wouldn't work.
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Kyle: I was really hoping someone on my team had some sort of eating problem and brought a whole stash of chocolate with them in their suitcase... But then, I took another look at them, and saw that they were twigs, so I gave up on that hope.
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Jinx suddenly piped up and grinned deviously. "I think I may have an idea..."
With Team Losers:
"Apple Party!" Gertrude yelled.
"Hawaiian Party!" Aidan shouted.
"Pierce the Veil Party!" Alice laughed.
"I don't care!" Ava chanted. "As long as we play sleeping lions! I'm boss at that game!" She then yawns.
Daniel smirked. It seemed like he had an idea so the rest of the team looked at him expectantly.
"Well, the Hawaiian Party does sound like a good idea... I'm not too keen on the Apple or Pierce the Veil-whoever they are- ideas..." Daniel puts his pointer finger on his chin. "I was thinking that we could be complete suck-ups and throw a 'Chris' Party..." Everyone grinned and nodded, except Alice who was pouting.
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Alice: They completely disregarded my idea! *she scowls* But I'll make sure that they regret it.
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"Hey!" Jaques pops of of nowhere, startling Gertrude yet again. "What if we replaced Chris' face with a troll face?"
Everyone just looked at Jaques weirdly before shaking their heads in unison and getting back to their work.
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Jaques: *trolling expression on face* Trololololol
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With Team Rainbow Zebra:
Everyone was sat in a circle and twirling either their thumbs or their hair. No one really had an idea that was good enough. Aoide opened her mouth as though she were about to suggest something, but shook her head and closed it again. She had a slight uncomfortable look on her face and soon moved slightly out of the circle and away from everyone.
"Come on guys! We've gotta think of something!" Marissa groaned. It was becoming clear that she was probably going to become a team leader type of figure, much like it was with Team Losers and Daniel.
"Why am I here?!" Warren sighed, the dot on his hat turned from green to red and then back to green again as he shook his head. "Sorry..." He mumbled.
"Kids parties are fun... And Chris is pretty childish..." Alexia suggested. They all nodded in agreement and laughed, seemingly chilled out.
"Yeah! We could play 'Pin the Tail on the Chef'!" Tye suggested.
"And drink out of Chris-shaped mugs!" Oliver added. They all started to laugh their heads off. Even Aoide giggled a little bit!
With Team Unicorn:
Everyone followed Jinx who stopped in front of a building. She looked up at a slightly open window which was a good few feet above her before jumping up and grabbing onto the ledge of it. She then wriggled up and through the window, leaving her team to just stand there looking up at her in shock.
"Is she half frog of something?!" Kyle snorted. Everyone shrugged.
"Whatever it is, I'd love to find out..." Emma sighed. Erin concentrates on the window, not even blinking when a rainfall of chocolate bars fell out of it and into a pile in front of Team Unicorn. After there was a pile of chocolate probably big enough to supply Lindor for a year, Jinx's head popped out of the window.
"I guess it pays to be freakishly small and know where Chris stores his chocolate!" She giggles.
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Jinx: *eating chocolate* God! This stuff is good! *giggles*
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Tye: *looks frightened* I just saw Jinx with chocolate... Jinx mixed with sugar or caffeine is worse than a 5 year old on crack!
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Emma: My teammates... They need work. Each and every one of them is useless. I could keep Gun Girl for a while, and maybe Musician Boy, too. Even War Boy and Science Girl isn't that bad. But Albino? She can kiss her butt goodbye.
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With Team Losers:
"Can we at least replace ONE of Chris's heads with a troll face?" Jaques asked as he pulled out a cardboard cut-out of a troll face from seemingly nowhere. "I already have one here! Come on! Chris will laugh!"
Everyone looked at him confused.
"Where did you get that from?" Aidan asked.
"And people call me weird..." Gertrude shook her head and sighed.
With Team Rainbow Zebras:
"Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle!" Alexia sung. This had probably been going on for half an hour. They had managed to steal some craft supplies from God knows where and were now making random party games and decorations. Alexia was making some random paper snowflakes despite the fact that it was the middle of summer, Oliver was making Easter eggs and Warren a variety of Halloween decorations.
"That's the way the money goes, Pop! goes the weasel." Marissa sung. She and Tye were painting a big portrait of Chef. Fortunately for their team, Tye was a good artist and Aoide for some strange reason had a picture of Chef's back. So with that, they actually managed to create a 'Pin the Tail on the Chef' game.
"Every night when I get home, the monkey's on the table-And-by-monkey-I-mean-Jinx- Take a stick and knock it off..." Tye sung.
"POP! GOES THE WEASEL!" They all sung, except for Aoide who sat apart from the group, making paper-chains that had the words: 'Merry Christmas!' scribbled on them, again disregarding the fact that it was the middle of summer.
"TIME IS UP CAMPERS! SET YOUR ROOMS UP FOR THE PARTY AND... LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Chris's voice sang over the tannoy system.
"So... Team Rainbow Zebras!" Chris laughed at the name. "What have you got?"
The team showed Chris and Chef around the little room made of cardboard walls. Chris found the 'Pin the tail on the Chef' game hilarious! Chef... Not so much...
"Okay... This is a little childish but still awesome!" Chris laughed, Chef scowled at everyone. He hasn't actually said anything this season yet which made the contestants very uneasy.
"Anywho... Onto the next one... Team Losers! Let's see what you've got!" Chris clapped his hands and Team Losers opened their curtains. They all gasped in horror except for a certain girl who snickered. The sign that had said 'Chris Party' now said 'Chris Sucks Dick' and the posters of Chris had been vandalised.
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Alice sighed. Her team had just set up the curtain around the make-do room with cardboard walls and disappeared behind it, leaving her to guard the room so the other teams didn't sabotage their work. She was still pretty pissed that they had treated her idea like shit and decided to get a little bit of revenge. Grinning deviously, she pulled out a black permanent marker...
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Team Losers glared at Alice who was now laughing her head off.
"Right." Chris growled. "That's it. Team Unicorn, you don't have to show yours. I already know which team is sending someone home." He glared at Team Losers, and they then all glared at Alice, who was still smirking.
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Alexis: *in a slightly hushed voice* I can't believe it... We spent so long on the party and they don't even look at it...
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Team Unicorn looked slightly annoyed but Kyle shrugged.
"Pfft! More chocolate for us then!" Kyle laughed. Everyone smiled, but then gave a very nervous glance at Jinx who was now jumping up and down and dragging Alexis and Emma with her. Alexis and Emma were both sporting a scared look on their faces.
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Tye: *his head in his hands* What did I tell you?
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Emma: That Jinx chick is weird... One minute she's threatening you with a fucking gun and the next she is squealing and shouting: 'Friends! We're all friends'... I fear for my life around her...
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"Anyways, I'll just deem Team Rainbow Zebras," Chris snickers at the name. "the winner. For your prize, you will have first pick for your dorms!"
Alexia jumps into the air. "Yes!"
"Choose which one you guys want," Chris says, motioning to the three dorms. They were wooden, and each of them had a little bit of moss on them.
"Is there any difference?" Oliver asks.
"Oh, trust me, there is," Chris smirks. "So, which one are you choosing?"
Team Rainbow Zebras goes into a huddle.
"I say we take the middle one," Tye suggests. "It doesn't have as much moss on it."
The rest of the team nods, and Tye says, "We'll take the middle one."
Chris nods. "That's cool. Enjoy!"
Team Rainbow Zebras walks into the middle dorm, and Chris turns to Team Unicorn.
"Team Unicorn," Chris chuckles at the name. "Next pick is yours! Choose one!"
Alexis opens her mouth to speak, but Emma beats her to it. "We'll take the left one."
"Cool," Chris nods, before winkin at her. Emma just rolls her eyes, leading the rest of the team to their dorm.
"So, Team Losers, guess you take the right one!" Chris chuckles. "Hehe, off to the elimination ceremony."
With Team Rainbow Zebras-Girl's Dorm:
"Lexia, want to bunk with me?" Marissa asks.
Alexia smiles. "Definitely. Which one do you want?"
"Bottom," Marissa answers. "I'm not a huge fan of the top bunk."
Alexia smiles yet again. "That's perfect, because I hate the bottom bunk!"
Marissa and Alexia high five, before Marissa looks straight at Aoide, who was on the single bed, reading a book.
"Um, Aoide, are you OK?" Marissa asks.
Aoide just simply nods, still engrossed in the book she was reading. Marissa and Alexia just shrug it off.
"Hey, do you want to do each other's nails?" Alexia asks. "I brought a whole bunch of nail polish colors."
Marissa beams at Alexia. "YES!"
They both grab a different shade of nail polish from Alexia's luggage, both painting each other's nails and having a never-ending conversation. In the meantime, Aoide grabs another book and starts reading it.
With Team Unicorn-Boy's Dorm
"Cool place," Jonny says, dropping his guitar.
"Totally, dude," Kyle says, fist-bumping him. "And it's just for the two of us." He then analyses the dorm, which has three beds instead of only two. "Wait, why is there 3 beds?"
"Um, hi?" Alexis peeps into the room. "I have to sleep with you guys. There's only three beds in the girl's dorm and the girls kicked me out."
"That's cool," Kyle smirks. "Just don't change in our room and it's all cool."
Alexis shakes her head. "I wasn't planning on it..."
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Alexis: *sighs* I don't want to stay in this dorm...
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Emma: I couldn't have Albino share a dorm with me. I mean, seriously, look at her! I think it's fine that she sleeps with the boys.
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"Hey you guys!" Jinx pops into the dorm.
"What?" Johnny says.
"We got a prize!" she exclaims, before holding out a huge basket filled with candy.
"Sweet!" Kyle says, jumping to grab handfuls of candy.
"I guess we got the prize," Johnny chuckles, before looking alarmed when he saw Jinx eating more candy.
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Johnny: Oh no.
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Jinx: I LIKE CAAANNNDDDDYYYY!
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With Team Unicorn-Girl's Dorm:
Jinx hope back into the room after dropping half of the candy off in the boy's dorm.
"I am the Easter bunny! Hop! Hop! Hop!" She giggle before plonking down onto the single bed. Emma had decided that she wanted the top bunk and convinced Erin to take the bottom, which Jinx was fine with as it meant that she didn't have to share.
"So... When we do eventually lose... I suggest that we vote out the Albino chick." Emma looked at the two other girls, hoping that they would agree. Erin didn't react in any way and Jinx just sighed.
"Voting out is depressing!... Ooh! Oooooooh! Oooh!" The hyper girl started to bounce up and down on the bed, waving her arms around. "Speaking of voting out, we should TOTALLY go spy on Team Losers!"
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Emma: I change my mind. Maybe Gun Girl-or Hyper Girl, whatever she wants me to call her-should go. She did get us the chocolate though... But, that ended up being useless because we never actually showed Chris the party... Hmm... I'll know who to send out when the time's right
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Jaques: I get the feeling that I won't be the only person voting off a certain backstabber...
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"So... Team Losers... It seems that you really are our first losers!" Chris glares at Alice. "And I think we all have a pretty good idea why... Anyways, so voting is in the confessional booth. All you have to do is say the name of who you're voting off in the confessional. Easy enough." He shrugs.
One by one, each member of the team went into the confessional booth, saying the name of the person they want to vote off. Once everyone has voted, Chef gets up and stands on the stage in a pink dress. All of Team Losers snicker, and Chef just glares at them.
"Alright worms. This is a little Geoff statue..." Chef explains, holding up the miniature golden Geoff in his hands. "If you ask me, I think it's better than the actual person because it doesn't talk or moan that the food I cook is crap. If you survive the elimination, you will be given a little statue of the ex-contestant the challenge that you sucked in was based around. They're part of a little collection... If you decide that after the season you want to collect all of the dolls to complete your collection, they can be purchased online at $20 a doll." He scowled at everyone.
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Alexia: *jumping around* EEE! Time to collect them all! And with such a good deal, too...
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"If you don't receive a doll, you have walk down the dock of losers and take the boat of shame because the producers said that a slingshot was 'too dangerous'." Chris rolls his eyes. "Anyway... The first doll goes to Daniel..." Daniel collected the little Geoff figurine and smirked, fiddling with it to see what positions it can be moulded into, soon discovering that he can make it look like it's masturbating. "The next goes to Gertrude... Aidan... Ava..." One by one they collected their dolls, except for Ava who's was collected by Gertrude as she got here and passed on. "Jaques... Alice... This is the last doll... Jaques... You were a complete weirdo and wanted to replace my beautiful head with a not so beautiful troll..." Jaques smirked and pulled out a picture of the completed object. Chris glared but brushed it off. "Alice... You sabotaged your team because they didn't listen to you... The final Geoff goes to...
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... Jaques." Grinning, Jaques collected his Geoff doll, leaving Alice to scowl at everyone.
"WHAT?!" She yelled. "Seriously... WHAT?!" She stood up and took a deep breath. "Fine! You know what, I don't even need this show!" She then took deep breaths. "Calm down, Alice, calm down." She forces a smile on her face. "Thanks for a great episode. I had fun." She then smirks. "See ya bitchos!" And with that, she stormed down the dock and onto the boat.
"Well... That was an eventful episode... Now all of you... Go shower! You all stink!" Chris declared and the contestants shuffled off. The host then turned to look at the camera and grinned. "What will happen next time on Total... Drama... Contestants?!"
Thanks for reading! Please review! Sorry to the owner of Alice! ;) Awesome OC by the way!
And here is StylishFashionista, bombing Faye's (MyFlawsAreFayetal) author's note (I'm way too evil, am I?) I had to add the dorm part, wouldn't be an interesting episode without it! Creator of Alice, please don't be sad. Everyone has to leave at some point. And trust me, we like your OC. Why would we accept it if we didn't? And people, please review even if your OC has been eliminated. Faye and I are definitely having an Aftermath, so you'll want to stay tuned for that. Either way, I'll catch you guys later, and creators, remember to review!
Hi! MyFlawsAreFayetal again! -_-
God this is taking ages to go over and check! We've changed this about 10 times already!
But as StylishFashionista said, we are forshizz going to have an Aftermath! ;) But they'll be more about that later!
And sorry to the creators of Erin and Aidan! We were idiots and thought that Aidan was spelt Aiden with an e! And apparently Erin is a little too talkative... So... Yeah... That's been changed on this chapter!
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