YO YO YO! Faye here! Woo! I worked hard on this chapter! :D
If some of it doesn't make sense then I am really sorry! There's a bug going around and I caught it :( Boo... -this is where I imagine that you all wish me well- Aw! Thank you! I'm feeling a little bit better now! :)
Apologies to the creator of Daniel... We're trying our hardest to get him right! ;)
Okay... I'm going to go run around my garden screaming like a maniac now... Again! (I've already done it twice today!) Have fun reading!
The camera shows Chris who has just finished a milkshake and thrown the cup it came in off to the side, leaving him with a milk moustache. Swiftly, an intern slides over and picks up the cup, shoving it into a rubbish bag before staring at the camera with wide eyes before scooting off again. Chris yawns and stretches before performing a weird voice-warming exercise, during which the cameramen were trying not to laugh their heads off.
"Right... Just count me on okay?" Chris straightened up his shirt and ran his hands through his hair nonchalantly, not noticing that he still had a very large milk moustache.
"Uh... We've been rolling for about a minute now..." One of the cameramen burst out with laughter, shortly followed by the rest of them. Chris's eyes widened as though he were a bunny rabbit about to get hit by a speeding car. He coughed and frowned.
"Uhh... Umm... Welcome to Total Drama Contestants..." He mumbled before regaining his pride... Well... As much pride as you can have with a pink milkshake. He grinned at the camera and winked. "Last time, we saw a hell of a load of drama with our 'Fear Factor' challenge which was dedicated to our dear old friend DJ!" He laughed. "But in the end, it was Team Losers yet again who were the losers that their team name claims they are! They decided to send home Ava because she was quite frankly a lazy ass... What'll happen next on Total... Drama... Contestants?" After Chris had finished, yet another intern appeared and shoved a mirror in his face. Chris's eyes widened as he spotted the large pink milk moustache above his upper lip. "WHY DIDN'T YOU POINT THIS OUT EARLIER YOU WORTHLESS, GOOD FOR NOTHING, MOTHER F*CKING BASTARD!" The cameramen stared to laugh their heads of once again so Chris turned to look at them, wiping off the moustache with his sleeve as he did so. "What?!" He scowled.
"It's just..." The man behind the camera cackled. "We're still rolling!"
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Daniel: *pushes his glasses further up the bridge of his nose* It seems that I may have been a bit hasty when I chose our team name... *he sighs* We're not exactly on a winning streak...
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Gertrude: *not actually looking up from her newest little project that she was working on* I wonder if there's a Total Drama app where the people at home can decide who they want voted out... -Somewhere out there, a lightbulb appears above Chris's head and he calls his producers-
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"Alrighty then Campers!" Chris walks up and down the line of the contestants. "Today's challenge is going to be legen- wait for it... -dary! Legendary!"
"You can't say that! You stole it from How I Met Your Mother!" Jinx rolls her eyes and Chris scowls at her.
"As I was saying, this legendary challenge will be based around another one of our original contestants: Harold!" On que, Harold appeared with a pair of nunchucks in his hands and starts to perform a variety of tricks, subsequently ending up with him hitting himself in the head which knocked him out. Chef picked up the limp geeky boy and carried him away, leaving the new contestants to stand there and stare at the spot where Harold had knocked himself out.
"Don't tell me we have to do that..." Aidan mumbled.
"No you don't... But that's a good idea! SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN!" Chris looked over his shoulder and yelled at a group of interns who scattered and started to look for a pen and paper. Chris then looked back at the contestants. "You're challenge for today will be another re-make of a Total Drama Island challenge..." He smirked. "A talent show!" A mixture of groans and cheers were heard amongst the group of teens. "Now, the rules are basically exactly the same as they were when Harold won. Each team has to send in three acts to perform their talents and whichever team is liked the most by Chef, wins invincibility! And whichever team fails completely will be sending someone home as Team Losers have twice already." Team Losers hung their heads in shame. "So... Get going! Go choose who you're going to send up to be judged! You've only got half an hour! And remember... May the odds be ever in your favour." Everyone groaned at his last comment.
With Team Losers:
Team Losers were sat on the balconies of their cabins. Aidan was challenging Gertrude to a staring contest which she subsequently won, Gertrude was engrossed in her latest project and Daniel was polishing his glasses. After about 10 minutes, they decided that they should probably try and figure out who they were sending up to represent their team in the Talent Show.
"I'm pretty good at hacks sack[1]..." Aidan suggested, receiving a questioning look from his team. He grinned and stood up, before demonstrating. Everyone watched him as he showed him the tricks that he had learnt and they all clapped half-heartedly afterwards.
"Great... I guess Aidan is in..." Daniel looked at the rest of his team. "Anyone else?" They shook their heads and he sighed. Not only were they not on a winning streak, they didn't have many people with useful talents.
"Ooh! I could make a robot that just gives Chef compliments and demonstrate that!" Gertrude suggested, Daniel nodded and looked at his remaining team mate. Kyle just shrugged in reply.
"I like to fire blanks..." He mumbled. Everyone stared at him for a few seconds. It wasn't entirely a talent that he could showcase and use to help his team win the show.
"Uh... I guess I could try and do something..." Daniel sighed.
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Daniel: Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be a disaster?
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Aidan: So we have me with the hacky sack, Gertrude making a robot and Daniel doing god knows what? *he sighs* It seems that the odds are definitely NOT in our favour.
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With Team Rainbow Zebras:
"Tye! You can sing right? You bought a guitar with you didn't you? Can you play?" Alexia suggested. He groaned and shook his head.
"Yeah, no. I prefer not to without Jinx." He sighed, Marissa onto his arm and gave him a sweet smile.
"It's okay if you don't want to..." They looked into one another's eyes and blushed. They leaned in as though they were about to kiss when Aoide giggled and they snapped out of it. Everyone turned to look at her in confusion but by the time that thy did, she was completely silent and as still as a statue, her only movement being blinking. Now weirded out, they all turned back to looking at one another awkwardly, wondering whether their suggestions would be useful or not.
"Ohh! I love to act! I can recite like... 28 different soliloquies from Shakespeare!" Alexia piped up again. Team Rainbow Zebras shrugged and nodded in agreement. After that, they didn't have anymore ideas so they all looked down again, shuffling their feet and tapping out random beats with their fingers. Marissa started to hum a tune to go with the tapping of the fingers. She soon starts to lightly sing, but only enough so as Tye heard her.
"Hey... Seeing as I'm not singing, why don't you?" He whispered. She looked at him with wide eyes.
"I... Uh..." She mumbled, not sure whether or not to accept the suggestion made by the boy sat next to her.
"Hey guys! Marissa will sing!" He proclaimed, she gasped but said nothing anyway. They all looked at Marissa before Warren grinned and the dot on his hat turned from red to green.
"Let's hear you then bitch." He smirked before completely snapping out of it. Despite the mean name, Marissa took a deep breath and started to belt out a few lines from 'Born This Way' by Lady GaGa. Once she had finished, everyone whooped and cheered.
"Okay girl! You're definitely singing in the talent show!" Alexia laughed and they hi-fived. "So now all we've gotta do is find the third person and we're settled!" They all looked at Oliver who had before then not really been paying much attention and was just carving a random doodle onto the log that he was sat on. He looked up at everyone in confusion.
"Uuh... I guess I could perform some stunts... Maybe skateboard a little..." He suggested once again, Team Rainbow Zebras shrugged and so it was settled.
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Aoide: ...I guess it's not a complete train-wreck...
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Tye: *confused expression* Did I just see Aoide walk out of here? Did she actually talk?
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With Team Unicorn:
"Alexis!" Jinx poked Alexis in the arm. "Do yooou have any talents?" She smirked. Despite what you may think, this wasn't a hyper Jinx. Alexis blushed and shook his head (AN- I'm just going to use him and his from now on... It's easier that way).
"I'm t-too shy.." He mumbled. Jinx sighed.
"We'll you're no fun." She pouted and turned to the rest of her team. "Alright bitches! We have to get this fucking thing under control. Suggestions?" Emma scowled.
"Who made you team leader pixie?" She demanded, making Jinx clench her fists and count to ten under her breath. Jaques smirked at the whole deal.
"I could sing!" He laughed and started to sing a song that absolutely no one had heard of. The surprising fact to Team Unicorn was that he was actually quite good. They sat and stared at him for a few minutes, still confused as to what had just happened before Johnny piped up.
"I could sing and play guitar..." He smiled at Emma who blushed before mentally slapping herself out of it.
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Emma: He is NOT cute... He is NOT cute... *she sighs before smirking* Wait a second... I have an idea! *in a sing-song voice*
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Jinx: Pixie?! PIXIE?! SHE'S LUCKY I DON'T PUNCH HER FACE IN... *she takes a deep breath in and out* One. Two. Three. Four. Five...
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Johnny: *blushes slightly* Take a wild guess who I will be dedicating my song to...
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"Hey Erin! Can you play any instruments?" Emma asked with a sickeningly sweet smile on her face. The science girl nodded.
"I play violin..." She mumbled and fidgeted in her seat before taking out a notepad and scribbling something down.
"Well then that's settled! Jaques, Johnny and Erin will be performing!" Emma nodded and smirked. Her plan was starting to fall into place already.
"Hang on... Jinx, didn't you bring a guitar case? Can you play?" Johnny asked, the seemingly bipolar girl's eyes widened.
"I... Uuuh... Uuuh... Umm..." She stammered and Emma smirked.
"Yeah Jinx! Why don't you perform with Johnny? I'm sure you guys could sort something out!" Jinx started to shake her head.
"Uh, y-you see... I've still got stage fri-" She was cut off by Jaques.
"Should we all break away and practice then?"
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Emma: *laughing* This is going to be great! Erin will be playing her violin-I've got a plan for that-, Jaques is such a troll that he won't take it seriously and Jinx still has stage-fright! *she laughs again* With any luck, we'll be the worst team!
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Johnny: I'm fine with working with Jinx... I just hope she can get over her stage fright... And that she doesn't kill me...
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"Alrighty then campers! You've had your half an hour to choose who you're sending up to showcase their talents and practice! Report to the elimination stage please!" Chris's voice echoed out through the speakers around the island.
Each group filed in and sat down on the benches in front of the elimination stage, which now had velvet red curtains.
"Welcome everyone, to the 2nd ever Total Drama Talent Show!" Chris waited for the imaginary applause to die down until he finished. "Would Team Losers like to go first please?"
With Team Losers:
"Okay... Uuh... Gertrude! You go first!" Kyle pushed the apple frantic out onto the stage. In her hands, she held an object which vaguely resembled a remote control. As she was pushed onto the stage, she was making the last few finishing touches with a screw-driver to the device in her hand. After she had finished, she looked up at her fellow contestants, Chris, and Chef, giving them all a very staged grin.
"Ladies, Gentlemen and Chris... Might I introduce to you... The 'Complimatic 2000'! She started fiddling with the device again and a small little robot wheeled onstage.
"Good afternoon." A robotic voice rattled from the piece of technology. "Chef. You are looking well." After a few more compliments were passed out to the co-host, he buzzed in a 5/10.
"Ooh! Only half-marks for Gertrude! Hopefully the rest of Team Losers will get higher scores or else they'll face elimination!" Chris presented and Trudy hopped off-stage, the Complimatic 2000 at tow. [2]
"I'll go next!" Aidan volunteered backstage, not waiting for a reply before he jumped up to greet the rest of the contestants. After he had done this, he pulled out the hacky sack and started to show off the tricks he had shown the rest of Team Losers. However this was slightly boring and only scored his team another 5/10.
"Ooh! Another lot of half-marks for Team Losers! Can their last act do any better?" Chris commentated with a smirk, causing him to get a very moody 'Shut the fuck up' from Jinx who had the unfortunate detriment of sitting next to him.
Backstage With Team Losers:
"Okay Daniel... What exactly is it that you were planning on doing?" Kyle asked his team mate, the rest of the team turned to look at him, waiting for the reply.
"Gertrude? Did you make it?" Daniel asked the only remaining girl on Team Losers. She nodded and passed over a device similar to the one that controlled the Complimatic 2000. Daniel pulled out a computer chip from the pocket of his dark skinny jeans and inserted it into the mechanical object. After performing this action, he stared to twirl some of the dials before finally stepping onto the stage.
"Finally! We've been waiting for half an hour!" Chris whined when the young man appeared onstage.
"Uh... It's been half a minute Chris..." Warren pointed out, causing the rest of the contestants to snigger at the overdramatic host. This resulted in Chris pouting and looking away from everyone.
Onstage, Daniel started to fiddle with the device again before quickly nodding his head as though he approved of what he had done. As soon as he had pressed a big red button that was in the middle of the remote-like object, Chef buzzed a 10/10. Well... He didn't exactly buzz it... Daniel then swiftly walked off of the stage and he and his team emerged from backstage to sit in the audience.
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Gertrude: Oh! So THAT'S why he got me to make that thing!
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Aidan: I don't know what Daniel did... But whatever it was, it worked!
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"Wow! A 10/10!" Chris laughed, Chef was just staring at the spot where Daniel had been standing. "Okay... Next up is Team Rainbow Zebras! Go take your place backstage and send on your first act!"
With Team Rainbow Zebras:
They all gathered around for a group huddle which Aoide nervously pulled out of a second afterwards and just stood next to them.
"Okay... Are we all ready?" Oliver asked, the team nodded. "I'll go first!" He proclaimed and the group huddle broke apart.
Oliver rode onto the stage with a skateboard, performing a variety of tricks as he did so. This lasted for another minute or so before his finale of jumping off of the stage with his skateboard flipping around in the air beneath him and miraculously sticking the landing. This meant that he scored his team a 7/10, aka a respectable score.
"Wow! 7/10! It's a good start for Team Rainbow Zebras!" Chris laughed, finished with his little strop. During the time he had been saying this, Oliver had hopped back to behind the stage and Marissa had taken his place on stage. After coughing to get everyone's attention, she started to sing 'Edge of Glory' by Lady Gaga[3].
There ain't no reason you and me should be alone tonight
Yeah baby, tonight, yeah baby
I got a reason that you
Who should take me home tonight
I need a man that thinks it's right when it's all wrong tonight
Yeah baby, tonight, yeah baby
Right on the limb is where we know
We both belong tonight
It's hard to feel the rush
To brush the dangerous
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you
Another shot before we kiss the other side
Tonight, yeah baby, tonight, yeah baby
I'm on the edge of something final
We call life tonight, alright, alright
Put on your shades 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames
Tonight, yeah baby, tonight, yeah baby
It isn't hell if everybody knows my name
Tonight, alright, alright
It's hard to feel the rush
To brush the dangerous
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge, the edge
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge, the edge
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you
With you, with you, with you, with you
I'm on the edge with you
With you, with you, with you, with you
I'm on the edge with you
With you, with you, with you, with you
I'm on the edge with you
With you, with you, with you, with you
As she finished, she received a large clap and a couple of wolf-whistles, admittedly mostly from Tye. Marissa's performance was awarded with an 8/10 from Chef which was the highest score that he himself had actually given.
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Tye: *blushing* I knew she was good... But I didn't know she was THAT good!
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Aoide: *frowning* All of that noise hurt my ears.
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Backstage:
"You were great!" Tye congratulated Marissa who had just jumped off of the stage squealing with excitement, into his arms.
"Really? It was so much fun!" She laughed, Tye nodded and leant down. Their lips were just inches apart as though they were about to kiss.
"Eeeh!" Alexia squealed, scaring Tye and Marissa out of their trance. "My turn!" She giggled and hopped up onto the stage.
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Marissa: *sighing* Every time! Every single time!
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"I shall be reciting a soliloquy from Macbe- I mean The Scottish Play by Shakespeare!" Alexia announced once in the dead centre of the stage.
"Do you mean Macbeth?" Jaques asked with a smirk plastered across his face[4].
"Shut up! Are you trying to curse me?!" She stomped her foot and took a deep breath. "Two truths are told as happy prologues to the swelling act of the imperial theme. I thank you gentlemen. This supernatural soliciting cannot be ill, cannot be good. If ill, why hath it given me the earnest of success commencing in a truth. I am Thane of Cawdor. If good, why do I yield to that suggestion who's horrid image doth unfix my hair and make my seated heart knock at my ribs against the use of nature. Present fears are less than horrible imaginings, my thought who's murder yet is but fantastical shake so my single state of man that function is smothered in surmise. And nothing is, but what is not."[5] She curtseyed, bowed and then curtseyed again before skipping off of the stage, proud of herself. Chef scored her reciting of the soliloquy a 6/10.
"That means that Team Losers have 20/30 and Team Rainbow Zebras have 21/30! Team Unicorn, you're up!"
With Team Unicorn:
"Alright... Uuh... Johnny and the Sprite[6] are up first!" Emma told her team. Johnny jumped up onto the stage with his guitar, clearly just happy to be there whereas Jinx stopped before she got up, shaking her head. A push start from Jaques was needed to finally get her up onto the stage with her guitar.
Once on the stage, they started to strum their guitars.
I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
"Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
"Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
"aby I have been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you."
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah!
"Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
There was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah!
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah"
"Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
"It's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who has seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah."
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah[3]
They finished, earning a cheer from the audience. Jinx stood up and scowled while storming off of the stage, trying to disguise the fact that she had actually enjoyed performing. Whereas Johnny stood up and bowed before walking cheerfully off of the stage.
In total, Chef scored their performance an 8/10, a good start for Team Unicorn.
"Ooh! This looks like it might be a close competition!" Chris laughed gleefully.
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Johnny: I wonder if Emma knew that I was singing about her?...
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Jinx: *Her arms crossed and she's scowling, but she can't keep it and starts to smile and giggle, despite the fact that she hasn't had any sugar... yet...*
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Jaques: *grinning from ear to ear* This... Is going to be fun!
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Emma hugged Johnny as soon as he was off-stage but quickly stopped as though he were covered in poison.
"Great job guys! Okay! Jaques is next right?" Everyone looked to the place where Jaques had once stood in the group to find that there was no one there except for a troll-face. In the background, you could hear Jaques singing along to the music. However it wasn't the same song he had previously shown the rest of Team Unicorn...
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Jaques finished and winked at everyone. "You've all just been Rick-Rolled!" He laughed and cheerfully departed the stage. Chef immediately buzzed Jaques performance a 2/10.
"I. Hate. Rick Astley." He hissed, pouring the contents of his 2litre water bottle to his side and crushing the plastic in his bare hand. Emma was storming up to the co-host at the time to shout at him for giving her team such a low score. This all just meant that her hair was now soaking wet and covering her face.
"Mffgh! Miif! Mghfff!" She tried to shout at Chef but gave up as she couldn't be understood in any way shape or form.
Backstage with Team Unicorn:
A minute had passed and Emma had successfully managed to dry her hair off and move it out of her face.
"So Erin! You're the last one! Is your violin ready?" The drama queen asked the young scientist(is it just me or did that sound like it should be the beginning of a rubbish joke... 'So there was this drama queen right? And she walked up to a young scientist in a bar and said...' Well... You get the point...).
"I think so..." Erin checked by playing a short tune on the violin. Once she was satisfied, she nodded.
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Emma: Time to put my REAL plan into action! *she laughs* I am so glad that Chef hates Rick Astley! Jaques just made my life a heck of a lot easier!
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Emma pulled out a couple of pieces of heavily used paper and placed them behind Erin.
"Aren't they some of your science note thingies Erin?" She pointed them out. Almost immediately, Erin gasped and passed Emma her violin to chase after her hard work. During this time Emma started to twiddle with Erin's guitar, meaning it was now no longer in tune.
After Erin had finished gathered up all of the paper, Emma gave her back her violin and an encouraging smile.
"Go get 'em!" She grinned, Erin nodded not suspecting anything and hopped up onto the stage.
Once onstage, Erin drew in a collective breath and began to play, however because of Emma it now sounded absolutely terrible. Before Erin had a chance to re-tune the violin, Chef buzzed her a 1/10.
"Ooh! It seems that Team Rainbow Zebras are the winners with 21/30 and Team Unicorns are the sore losers with a mere 11/30!" Chris laughed. "Team Unicorn, please go make the decision of who you're sending home and report back here in half an hour... The rest of you just piss off."
With Team Unicorn-Elimination Ceremony:
"Okay Team Unicorn... Seeing as it's your first time being here, I'll give you the same speech I gave Team Losers both of the times that they lost..." Chris addressed the team with a smug look on his face. "If you survive the elimination, you will be given a little statue of the ex-contestant the challenge that you sucked in was based around. They're part of a little collection... If you decide that after the season you want to collect all of the dolls to complete your collection, they can be purchased online at $20 a doll!"
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Alexia: Hmm.. I wonder if I can get someone from Team Unicorn to give me their little Harold doll...
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"This is a Harold doll!" Chris explained as Chef held up the plastic figurine. "If you don't receive a doll, you have walk down the dock of losers and take the boat of shame because-the-producers-STILL-say-that-a-slingshot-i s-'too dangerous'!" Chris pouts once again and sighed. "The first two Harolds go to Johnny and Jinx!" The little plastic dolls were thrown at the two people announced safe so far. Johnny sat there, examining his doll and looking at Emma, clearly hoping that she receives one too whereas Jinx instantly got out her lighter and started to melt the mini Harold's face.
"Also safe are Alexis and Emma!" Alexis smiled as he caught the doll and Emma took a deep sigh of relief. Alexis moved over to sit next to Jinx who was now proudly showing him the melted Harold face.
"Erin... Jaques... This is the last really ugly Harold doll... You both let down your teams today and were scored with very little points... The person safe is...
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"I swear Chris if you don't just get the fuck on with it then your face will look like this." Jinx showed him her prize for surviving, and the statuette's fae was melted badly, due to her using her lighter on its face.
"Jaques! Congratulations!" He swiftly tossed the Harold doll at Jaques, leaving Erin sat there, shocked.
"Well... That's a shame..." She stood up and frowned. "I really wanted to try out some more experiments on this place... I guess it's time to go home then..." And with that, she walked off.
Chris turned to the camera and grinned.
"We'll that was an exciting episode! Tune in next time for one that's EVEN MORE action packed and full of drama!"
[1] Hacky Sack (also known as "Hackey Sack") is the trademarked name of a type of footbag... If you don't get it, look it up. This is just what I found as a definition on Wikipedia...
[2] I thought of the name Complimatic 2000... It was going to be called to Roboment 300... But that just sounded weird...
[3] I don't own this song :)
[4] For any of you who didn't know this, to an actor saying 'Macbeth' prior to a performance is considered to be cursed.
[5] That was all from memory! -Insert your applause here- Thank you! Thank you very much! I owe it to my English teacher who forced me to memorise it and recite it as homework!
[6] Anyone here watch Johnny and the Sprites? Was it just me?
Soooo... You guys likey? Do ya? Do ya do ya do ya?
Apologies to the creator of Erin! Keep on reading as she will probably get her revenge in an aftermath! :D (Camilla: Maybe... I dunno...)
Love you guys! And remember... May the odds be ever in your favour! -Que Camilla-
Hello! Camilla here, still alive! I'm at China right now, and I'll be staying here for six weeks (thanks dad -_-) But note this story won't be updated any slower! I think Faye is taking care of the next chapter and I'm taking care of the two after that (Faye, tell me if I'm wrong on this!) There are probably still a bunch of errors in this chapter, and I'm so sorry for that! Anyways, please review peoples! You guys have been doing a great job reviewing so far, so keep it up!